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The Nazis decide to amuse themselves one day in an occupied Soviet village. They line up all the men naked and blindfold a housewife. 'If you can identify your husband in the lineup only by fondling his cock, you will all go free. If you can't, you will all be shot.' The woman starts at the end of the line. She takes the first villagers knob in her hands. 'Not him,' she says. She fondles a second man, 'Not this one either.' She fondles a third, 'This one's not even from our village.'

Bought a rubber bayonet for my Lee enfield, along with a rubber commando Dagger for a ww2 loadout, both from vintage airsoft. Also bought a Webley from @strykerles that has a couple of issues needing rectification... something to tinker with at the weekend.

Posted it on the Lee Enfield thread, but what the hell ! S&T 303 now with a genuine front cap and my Father in law's old bayonet

made about 7 or 8 sets of these now. 99.9% fog free days for the last 6 months since I started using them. they run off a 5v USB battery pack (same thing you charge your USB devices with). They are very quiet, to the point that you don't know the fan is running when you are playing. I've just built a 12v version for shits and giggles and it runs off a normal AEG battery. The 11.1v lipo I used made it sound a bit loud but a 7.4v battery makes about the same noise as the 5v versions.

Yeah. If it ain't broke, leave the fucking thing alone. 🙄 You're welcome.

Random aside, but the Chief Inspector of Constabulary has just noted that "online crime is now by far the most prevalent type of crime, and by means of the internet fraud has exploded; in volume, it eclipses everything" [page 40] "yet fraud indefensibly continues to be treated as a low priority" [page 49] and "police response continues to be a complete pile of wank" [slightly paraphrased]. https://www.justiceinspectorates.gov.uk/hmicfrs/wp-content/uploads/state-of-policing-2021-single-page-format.pdf

how’s this one £300 for a cracked slide and two fuckered mags The grips must be worth a fortune on their own ! I must’ve mugged the guy who sold me my minty one for £100!

Sorry that would cause my OCD to go in to overdrive and absolutely bug the living crap out of me !😱 so I found this for you .😉

Thanks for the warm welcome, I have a P90 AEG, MP7 GBB (which I am planning to run in warmer months), and a G18c GBB. Trying to get a prism optic / red dot to go on the RIFs and crucially a few mid-caps to replace the dreaded P90 hi-cap at the moment. Should have also mentioned I am a university staff currently playing with the student ran airsoft club, which thanks to them, have massively helped me get into the sport. Somewhat aware if / once I leave my job Ill probably be end up be going solo, hence trying to open up the network. The local site is mostly Ambush activities or South Coast CQB, but I've also played at Z-mart, UCAP Greenops, Ironsight, and RIFT Bomb dump which is my favourite so far. Not been to Ground Zero which I think failed the requirements for a sign off from the student union, but would be interested to go there on my own some day. @Khyber Too busy stroking RIFs to take pictures and upload 😅, they are plain rifles anyway, but here's a picture of the kit (with thanks to the organisers) I ran last Saturday at the bomb dump to give an idea. Also badly twisted my ankle (twice) on that day, still have a swollen feet and a bruise line need to heal up before the next game .

Andrey's been around a while, up until now no issues with anybody, maybe the bodged rifle everyone's talking about is a one off, thrown together from a "leftovers" box ?. Not saying its right, but maybe his other guns, hopefully yours included, will be of a better quality 🤞 1000% this

Being mean sprited the fact you can't figure that out doesn't bode well for doing up grades. Unless you have a spare gun don't. This is advice from someone who has sold a lot of gearboxs in bits and just bought new guns and left them alone.

If it works, it works. Leave it be.

Twins separated at birth FINALLY reunited ! 🤣🤣🤣👍

Any 1911 fans out there? Here's the latest build that I tried. It won't be replacing my glock for skirmishes anytime soon, but a cool build nonetheless.. Did you know people do bowling with 1911's? Apparently it's called "pin shooting" and there are specific styles of 1911's catered to that. Here's the post that inspired this build -> https://www.thearmorylife.com/bowling-with-a-pistol-a-guide-to-pin-shooting/ Wanted to get a short compensator like the real-steel examples in the article, but couldn't find any similar so I went with a 45" muzzle chamfer instead. With the looser tolerances of airsoft it doesn't look as blended to the bushing as RS, but I think I like it. I had to learn the hard way that stainless takes a lot longer than you think to grind out using hand tools...😅 In certain angles it makes the bore of the outer barrel look bigger than it actually is some real-steel examples that I referenced:

Peanut Butter Family Photo. Not all my HKs, just all my tan HKs.

members 'adelson345' and 'RICHY99' tring to get me to email their mate who magically has the exact items i'm after lol. beware!!

Deact vs airsoft Value for money. I bought it from Ali Express, for my Chinese SKS deact 😀

Don't forget the Warbelt for Warlike Warriors of War though.

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Can you imagine what sort of amazing shooting range they must have in the basement at Border Force by now?

Certainly an AK sling, had it knocking about so decided to use it. Bought it a few years ago off ebay. Fits the 303 very nicely tbh.

Right, I'm bored of this one now. Who can we pick on...err I mean help next?

Even BSD, sicko?

Whilst I agree that OP could have demanded a warrant in these specific circumstances, folks reading this should be aware that this isn't applicable to all situations and shouldn't be relied upon. For those reading; there are a number of powers in certain circumstances that allow a Police Constable to enter without a warrant. When those circumstances are met then refusing access and demanding a warrant will probably just result in you left with a big old hole in your front door! As it stands it sounds like there was polite conversation between OP and the officer who was then satisfied that no law had been broken and no further action was then taken. I'd suggest putting in a refund claim against Border Force for the destroyed item if you are confident no law was broken.

That's not fair, you've got Advanced Mode enabled!

Yup https://defence-blog.com/ukraine-has-received-55-at105-saxon-armoured-personnel-carrier/ reckons "51 thousand dollars, taking into account all fees and transportation costs". Looks like we mugged them off, if so.

Before you explain it to me, first explain it to ducky.

the ambi bolt catch often has to come out if the shell with the gear box, i know mine does. make sure you have everything else off and out, including pin on the side paddle and the bolt release on the cover side the lift the gearbox up and out and the paddle should lift with it.

In that case I hope you're going to add another replica stabby thing to the collection https://www.vintageairsoft.co.uk/product-page/pritchard-greener-bayonet-for-airsoft-webley-mkvi

I laugh to hard at the briefing scene. I think it was to mask the pain.

Is that a Chinese SKS sling?

Yeah, I'm new to the community but it comes across as very knowledgeable and welcoming. Tbh even the guy I got this gun from has been helpful comunicating. Be interesting to see how it performs on the range Friday. It might be alright but I'll be gutted if it's shit. I could always try dismantling it I suppose. Might at least give some people a laugh if I post the results.

I figured out how to post pics that are too big select the picture and then where it shows “size” click there, you can choose a file size that fits mate 👍

PatrolBase reckons 309fps, Bespoke says 300-350, but know, airsoft, you get what you get.

Well my grandad downed 6 Me109s in a day during the Battle of Britain It was this point he was kicked out of the maintenance department of the Luftwaffe

Haha. Well my grandad was in the war and had a good collection of German memorabilia. When I was seven I asked if I could see his German helmet. "Yeah it's in the loft behind the tank" My eyes widened "you got a fucking tank!??" 😉

Don't need any of that hippy dippy woke bullshit. I'll tell ya! Propane till i die! Me and the MWS boys

Stop picking on me. Reported! 😤😭

In his final high school exam, my Granddad got 7 C's So he became a pirate.

Don't forget the Blue Tac & elastoplast 😜 Works for Andrey😏

Where’s his killcam & what’s his YouTube channel? Kicking Kenny?

I hope the whole episode is him upgrading it

With 0.20g Bulldog BB's! What's the American equivalent of JustBBGuns4less?

Of course Cartman has a sniper , the fat kid ALWAYS has a sniper ! 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

Yes, I suspect they have our card properly marked. Oh... Cartman has a sniper. Well... of course.

Once upon a time there was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He didn’t make a good king but he was a great ruler

I get mixed up with words that sound alike sometimes. Last night I confused jacuzzi with yakuza. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

So this thing just got delivered: I'm pretty sure I am the first (and most likely only one for a while) owner of a TTI carbine kit here in Italy

Found a nice little restaurant. It's called Peace and Quiet. Kids menu start at £250. Regards