Tactical Pith Helmet

Yesterday I accidentally stepped on a copy of the Daily Mail and then had to spend ages hunting round to find some dog shit to wipe it off with.

I hate being tailgated, especially when you're already doing 70 in a 30. And this blokes aftermarket blue lights are bloody annoying too...

It's Saint George's Day today. Patron saint of cheap clothes in Asda.

If anyone has any ideas how to fix the terrible condensation problem that we have in our house, please feel free to pop round anytime... the kettle’s always on.

https://www.valkyrieairsoft.co.uk/shop/ Valkyrie BBs on offer. Good price for a quality product.

I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?" He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell"

Just quit my job at the circus. My boss was a fucking clown...

I actually have on my CV: 'C in GCSE Physics Understanding of BB weight upon exterior ballistic performance of 6mm plastic BB, as presented in posts on AFUK.' I reckon that's worth a couple of grand extra a year surely?!

A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat...

It's certainly practical!

WTF is an acronym

The 26mm objective allows slightly more magnification for maximum low light gathering i.e. 7mm exit pupil at approx 3.7 x mag. The optical quality would dictate if this meant anything though. Have you looked through either though? I've a simple fixed 4x40 US made Weaver that outperforms any cheap Chinese scope of whatever make or spec. Personally I can snap shoot both eyes open with a crystal clear 4x as easily as 1x. I've a period correct fixed Nikko Sterling Gold Crown on my 'Nam M14. If you want multiple aimpoints I'd try and find a Hawke Panorama in 2-7x 32 1/2 mildot. I don't know what model replaced it, but when I shot the HFT world championship in 2014, the top three placed shooters were equipped with larger Panoramas. I have a 3-9x40 on my Steve Pope tuned HW97K HFT rifle. It's an amazing scope for the money. Another option is Minox BDC. Not sure these are cheap anymore. I use one of these on my SVD. https://www.uttings.co.uk/p122015-nikko-stirling-30mm-diamond-1-4x24-ir-rifle-scope-ndsi1424/

I used to have a loving family, a nice house, and good car until I got involved with drugs. Now I have my own island and a yacht.

I second this, and use both of them. First game we ever played the lad got three ticks. I once had 14! The one on the back of my bollox was not funny. Forget the embarrassment and get someone to check you over. Use your phone camera if on your own. FFS delete the vid straight away....

People think grass don't be wet in the morning. But it dew.