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A Priest kept chickens in his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, - "Who has a cock?" All the men got up. "No, I meant who has seen a cock?" ...All the women got up. "No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" ...Half the women got up. "Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?". All the nuns got up

It's not just you...

To be honest, possibly not, after all, generally no one gets pissed off when they see reenactors dressed up in VERY precise & specific regiment kit (those weirdos are proper stitch counters 🥱) as many consider it to be akin to a compliment , I'd definitely feel the need to talk to him, if nothing else but to see if we're brothers from another mother lol. I should point out also that while I'm "entitled" to wear my own regimental insignia, I've never bothered or even considered it, & this brings me to another point regarding what I think is a recent thread I glimpsed somewhere ? The thread title was something like "Airsoft, sport or cosplay ?) I didn't actually read the thread, hence why I'm vague about where or when I saw it, but the title, like many, is kinda clickbait but at the same time self explanatory. My assessment, walts are nothing more than cosplayers with small dicks, whereas I do view my playing of Airsoft as a sport, I've previously played sports semi-professionally, which roughly translates to high level but not much money in it (at the time ?), but it's safe to say I'm pretty competitive, so the game of beating your opponent by hitting him with a BB before he can do the same to you definitely ticks my boxes, plus the military theme is definitely reminiscent of an important part of my earlier life that I enjoyed immensely, so it's a win-win for me😁. Anyway its getting late, I'm flagging & pretty sure im not supposed to derail my own thread, that's you feckers jobs😜

Hello, I'm Skullchewer, and I'm an Airsoft kit addict. It's been.... 3 hours since my last purchase. I'm happy to have found this support group, and I believe that together we can all encourage each other to become destitute on the streets, living as well armed hobos with awesome load outs.

You know the old plastic TM M4 bodies that had the tabs on the upper receiver that goes into the lower and the rear pin goes through and always snapped I got a second hand body that has those but is a metal body Who made those? Pics for reference of when I got it vs when I finished it with trades and paint

It's not the equipment thats the issue, but cap badges & berets have to be "earned", & some are considerably harder to earn than others. Plus for many of those who have served there is usually an associated pride in your mother regiment, in its history & achievements, as well as the fact that comrades you have served with may have passed, either in the service of their country, or as we're becoming more aware of nowadays, succumbing to their demons due to the things they have witnessed or done in the name of service☹️. While I can't lay claim to heroic actions whilst serving, but many of my comrades did. & then years later, not long after I started airsofting, I witnessed an absolute shitshow of a team, nothing I could say positively about their on site behaviour. Nothing new there you might say, but every one of those twats was wearing (badly) my regimental cap badge & beret, for no other reason than that one of their members had allegedly served in a ta unit & still had backdoor access to some kit cheap😬. I was far from impressed & had to have a word, quite a few actually, some of them you wouldn't repeat to the vicar lol. 🤬 Sorry guys, didn't mean for this to get dark, but it's a genuine consideration that will trigger some players.

Now some of you may be under the illusion that I said, very recently, that I wasn't buying any more guns. Clearly you are deluded, and quite possibly hallucinating. You should seek help for this mental issue immediately. Anyways, here's a second hand SSG-10.

Ooooh, careful, very specific loadouts involving regimental insignia/berets etc are a massive bone of contention, in many ways rightly so, especially so called "elite" units such as airborne who hold themselves in exceptional high regard, (even if the rest of us think most of them are twats lol😜). In layman's terms, the "complete" loadout might not be worth the aggro that goes with it 🤔

Bit of background, so in all the years I've been playing, my load carrying kit has always been either solid black or OD, & in both colours I still own numerous rigs & probably 100+ pouches of various brands & styles, I could probably kit out a section with ease. I also own numerous full clothing loadouts, dpm, m81 woodland, OD, black, flecktarn desert, vegetato/tata lol, multicam/mtp, probably more, & have also previously owned flecktarn, wusentarn, choc chop & probably others I've forgotten. Now multicam/mtp I've never been that keen on, only ever bought it initially in 2010 for themed games where camo was used for designating teams, & I've probably only worn it 3 times. But here's the point I've been getting to....... Over on Zin I saw a warrior nemesis rig in mtp come up for £35, I do like warrior kit so I found myself googling a review for the rig & my first click found me directed back here to a necropost from 2014, thanks @TheFull9, & I'm like "Hhmmmmm, that looks good", but then a moment later I'm like "but i rarely wear mtp, & besides, I've got too much shit" So I scroll on 5 minutes later "yeah but it's warrior & they do make nice kit" But then the other voice is like "ffs Mark, you dont wear that camo & you don't need any more feckin kit" & I'm like "yeah but no but" 🤯 Am I the only one ? 🤔 (even looks like me lol)

A young nun is in the bath wjen there's a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' she asks. 'The blind man, I need to come in.' comes the reply. 'OK,' she says. The man enters and stares at her. 'Nice tits! Where do you want these blinds?'

Nah, I think it was the same artist that worked Lionel Richie’s head.

They're priced that way for rarity value not form/function. Taking the piss though. Did you warn them they were opening themselves to ridicule?

It is only £20 extra b the time you factor in buying the flash hider with the correct threads for a scorpion evo that this one is also missing.

I just bought one of these because they're £10 off at the moment, bringing it to a paltry £20 investment https://www.patrolbase.co.uk/8fields-tactical-hybrid-chest-rig?pv=17024 8fields are usually good. One of my favourite holsters is 8fields and my favourite drop-leg panel is 8fields. Got a bunch of their pistol mag pouches too and they're pretty great.

Nailed this in the end. for anyone that lands in the same situation or is interested lol it all panned out like this: - found the nozzle was making contact with the upper and lower surfaces of the hop. - checked the cylinder, piston and al related compression components all ok 🤔 - found that when the upper receiver was attached the connection was stiff - then found the pin just above the trigger hadn’t been replaced by the original tech allowing the tv to tilt so slightly. - replaced pin and normality resumed 😁 IMG_4838.MOV IMG_4837.MOV

Cracked it in the end. Nub was positioned wrong some how. Sorted it and that was then back to normal

Ah OK. I'm sure there's a bit more of the German QC thrown in 😉

Like others have said probably ever so slight miss-alignment, which is why I just use things like this... https://www.ak2m4.co.uk/external-parts/outer-barrels/xt-outer-barrel-extension-2-inches ... so I can use the stock flash hider if there are any problems.

Almost 30 years ago, when I was a year into playing Paintball, I went along dressed up in khakis, dpm & had a Red Beret that I found in one of my fathers bags that was nestled in the attic I had the Beret tucked into one of my jackets shoulder epaulettes The site owner , who had served gave me a proper screaming match dressing down! That never saw the light of day again! 😂 To be fair, in my defence I was a 17 year old daft laddie that didn’t understand the error of my ways. But to get back in topic, I don’t own any Gucci Crye or WAS clobber, but I do understand the appeal of it all. I have only managed to play 3 times this year, despite being on site approximately 30 times to assist with marshalling. I have to fight the urges to splurge, and now on a strict “one out for one in” ruling at home 🙄

Would you be equally as pissed of if a player was wearing your regiments beret and cap badge, but weren't being a cunt?

Of course they would, but then they could always wear insignia/berets from another nation, something not so close to home that isn't immediately recognised, 99% certain the problem solved. Today's a good example, I'm emotional as fuck, it's either : A. I'm thinking about good friends passed, as well as everyone one else who stepped forward when others were backing away. Or B. I'm on the blob🤣 End of the day, if someone is determined to emulate specific genuine units, they should be prepared for potential criticism, or worse case, someone taking severe umbrage for the reasons I mentioned earlier, all for a bit of kit that will make absolutely no difference in your playing ability. Similar but hopefully less emotive scenario, my missus is a mad footy fan, completely obsessed with her team since her dad took her to her first game at 3 years old (she then went on to teach footy at secondary school level), I casually support her teams mortal enemies (we're both from North London, work it out😏), but every time she's wanted to put a sticker or other footy paraphernalia in our vehicles, I've said no way, all it takes is some pleb to take offence & scratch the motor or put a window in, its just not worth the aggro is it.

Yeah definitely work, I promise... I am not sure what your "girlfriend" or Facebook has to do with this but you do you. I for one one agree with you in the most case, 80% of Airsoft Equipment is made in China one way or another but I am just saying Evolution have told us the guns are manufactured in Italy, most likely meaning they are put together/modified there, not every individual part made there. As for the lying comment you clearly don't know me personally nor have the right to make this claim, I for one will not sell someone something I don't think is worth selling, like the King Arms pistols we stock amongst other things. I am guessing you've never been to the store or spoken to us in any means otherwise you'd know this. How about pop down to the store one day and see for yourself?

I remember Steve's face as he came out of the room. 'It's a boy. It's a boy!' he yelled. We've not been back to Thailand since.

I strongly recommend Revision Sawfly glasses with their own prescription inserts. I have used them for a few years now, along with either Cat Crap or Absolutely Clear anti fog, although the Revision wipes are good as well. If you go for the Sawflys, use the MAX lenses to give your eyes extra flank protection. They will stop a shotgun blast, so at least your eyes will survive as the rest of your head disintegrates!

Even a lot of TM parts were made in China. With noting however that Taiwanese made brands are more often than not actually manufactured and assembled in Taiwan. Hong Kong brands are usually only assembled in Hong Kong from parts made in either Taiwan or mainland China

Posted In the MTW thread but no harm sharing it here. started life as an m4a1, quickly bastardised with a g&p a2 stock & m5 RAS. First gbbr since a GHK ak74 back in 2013-ish.

Lancaster pistol, uses Cassieopiea shells. Wood just needs to be done and its ready but this shows the really unique trigger mech.

No fancy pics just yet but got a VFC MK20 SSR GBB and it is definitely more fun to mess around with than the G28 😎 Heavy c*nt though! Now to find a suitable set of attachments 😰 Also happened to have a real Hogue pistol grip to replace the VFC Hogue grip, very strange coincidence!

Any love for 308's?

Finally broke out the Flecktarn for a MilSim. It worked very well.

West East loadout

Once you cut the tang off the back of the KC02 receiver, they’ll fit in just about any 10/22 stock. Heres a selection of what I’ve fart arsed around with so far