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Well if the Somalian pirates got me they would have to have their wicked way with me cause I would be too weak to fight em off😐. 😂😂

How the heck did that boat get there? You're 30 km from the nearest water lol.

Now you have said it I'm going to as well. I don't like glocks either. There. I feel better now 😁

Thanks for info👍 It's reassuring that local councils are willing to grant permission for our hobby and not swayed by public opinion on the subject of Airsoft.

We can stop you buying a lemon. Whoa quiet bud🤫 I was hoping to sell him a lemon. 😉

Policeman said "you were doing 75 mph sir" "That's a lie officer", I replied."I've only been out for twenty minutes"

Hi bud. I've had a Google as I'm sure you have and not come up with anything. That's not to say there isn't custom slides around though. Why do you want a ported slide? Regards

Because of the hot weather over the next few days, my boss has said we can bring shorts to work. Jack Daniels it is then!

I like it 👍

My sympathies go out to you all. Chin up bud. Life's a bitch but I bet you have a barrel full of memories that will keep you going. Best wishes.

Cz shadow 2. Nice gun.

A lady walks into a fancy jewellery shop.She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident!" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.

Life is enough of a bloody mystery already without buying a box and not knowing what's in it. It's like going to Tesco's and buying breakfast cereal but having no picture or name on the box 🤔 I may get Coco pops and I fecking hate Coco pops!!

Oops 🤐

An Irishman walks into an Irish pub and as he pulls up to the bar and has a conversation with a couple of other patrons. “this bar is OK, but it doesn’t compare to O’hara’s…At O’hara’s you buy two drinks and then he buys you one.” “Well,” says the guy sitting to his right, “At O’grady’s you buy one drink and then he buys you one. You buy another and he buys you another!” “Ha!” says the patron sitting to his left, “At McDougals he buys you a drink. Then he buys you two more. And then he takes you out back and gets you laid!” The other patrons scoffed and said he’s making it up. “No really” came the reply - “It happened to my sister"

@DanBowWhat a bloody kerfuffle you have whipped up mate. My cat would have had it done by now. Lost a spring,found a spring,bearing to high,no it's not,yes it is,spring to long.....😂😂😂

That looks interesting 🤔

It's not that we aren't gonna help you but there is not much help we can give without looking at the pistol but let's be realistic you have paid,I think, 7 dollars? That's not going to get you a powerful,long range pistol. I think the reality is that you need to perhaps save some more money and buy a better gun. There may well be a fixable issue and you may tinker with it and make it better but I don't think it will ever be a great gun....sorry bud just being honest 👍 Regards

It's a safety pistol. Look on the positive side. You're not going to break anything with it 👍 Try using lighter bbs

I'm not a Glock man but the logo suggests it's made by asg, action sports gun. I'm sure another member on here will give you more info 👍 Regards

I'm not a Glock man but the logo suggests that it's made by asg,action sports gun. I'm sure one of the other members on here will give you more info👍 Regards

Oh, I'm probably going to take the new spring out and cut 10mm off the end. Got nothing to lose at this point! I've read on here that if you cut springs you have to flatten the end. Not sure how you would do that. Maybe a Dremel? Or perhaps heat and a hammer?

Hi bud. Nice to meet you as well. I bet I know what gun you want to get 😂 Check out 'playairsoft.co.uk' that will tell you about any sites near you. Be prepared to have your wallet hoovered clean lol. Find a site near you,make a booking as a rental player(I'm assuming you don't have any kit yet) and go along. You will need some sensible oldish clothes but make sure you are well covered. Good sturdy boots with ankle support are a must as is good quality eye protection with ballistic rating of En166,En172. No eye pro no play. As a rental you will get a gun,battery and ammo.there will probably be full face masks if you want. It would be a good idea to use them to start with. You will still need your eye pro though. Talk to people there,you will find them ready and willing to help you out with any questions.(I wouldn't though cause I'm an anti social git!) If you enjoy it and want to carry on then that's good but be prepared to spend 😂 Good luck👍 Regards

If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're" then your an wally