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Me in my "super sneaky bunny" loadout last weekend

http://i.imgur.com/phQ2es0.png DPD tend to be too efficient. I've had DPD Darren pull up outside my house and sit in his van while I'm playing with myself in the garage. When I went to ask him to handle my package, he got all sheepish and said he couldn't give it to me yet as he was early. But... you're here... I'm right here... Yeah, but Friend Computer won't accept the signature until... 3... 2... 1... OK, now you can have it. ... aaaand I've just realised that I checked "garage" on my UPS delivery, but I locked the garage door this morning after I'd got my bike out from sheer ingrained habit. Despite repeating "Don't lock the garage door tomorrow. Don't lock the garage door tomorrow. Don't lock the..." to myself all last night. So, OK, ineptitude, fair cop.

Wow you really wished you'd seen that one yesterday eh

It was a group buy for me and my friends. 5 of us. I purchased it though.

Well played, too many people take Airsoft too seriously!!...

I am sure most of us are familiar with this situation

You mean to say people didn't want to pay for tickets for one of the most expensive per-air-mile routes to come and play airsoft?

Then you sir, have horrible taste in women!

It is not even a meme. This topic has already lost steam.

Had one similar, tracking the driver all day, waiting for 18000 .25g BBs. Sat having dinner with my wife less than 2m from the front door. Status update said attempted delivery and card left. No card. At least they delivered the following day. Read an article when drivers are running behind, they don't even bother to look for the package in the van, just put the card. One driver was caught out as the customer opened the door just as he was trying to put the card through the letter box. Busted!! Cheers G

If only they had G36 models in... would have been a cool birthday present for my other half.

Oh I never take it seriously, I play for a laugh. I do get a buzz from clearing out defenders from positions quickly, but mostly I just have a giggle while playing 🙂 I did have a moment when I was sneaking round a corner where I knew there was 3+ from the other team. The sun was behind me so if any of them were looking in my direction they would have seen the shadow of the ears coming around the corner (Luckily they didn't and I shot 5 of the other team in the back and won the game, yay! ) Sadly couldn't find it 😛 The ears were a left over from our Easter games.

https://goatguns.com/ 20% off with code YES20 Sorry not sorry....

I shouldn't have read this post. UPS are supposed to be delivering my Evo today This is going to be the jinx on it. In fact I'll probably get the card through the door whilst I'm typing this Thankfully Shitty Link are gone. When they failed to deliver saying they put a card through my door, I had to go pick it up after finding out I had a missed delivery online. Not possible. I was working outside all day and the driver could not have got to my door without seeing me. So no card was put through. At the collection they said I should have brought the card with me??? What fecking card! Then I had the need for a bill or statement with my address on - all my banking and utilities are paperless and online! They argued about a photo ID on my drivers license AND passport that I'd brought. And the final kicker - I should have put my mobile phone number on the package.... wait WTF? Like I sent it to myself!!!

Lol, dunno wtf happened there, I'm blaming my fat thumb

Yea there is, people still play it. A lot. Although I hate the way the "new game" looks... rs for the win

Ha! I know exactly where that screen grab came from. I wonder if anyone else does?

Wrong you just have to make sure you cover the nose as well as the mouth.

Best kill any player will ever get is with cheapest gun. Saw one guy run a whole day with a springer pistol for a laugh, happiest airsofter out there.

Back on topic

Can confirm Trigger is ginger as they come. Bottom of his feet are perfectly flat, no soles. Plus all the asshole stuff is true too. Can't stand the guy.

Memes, pictures with words. In my day they were called comics 🤣

Read down the thread and realise something you fired a shot I took the piss back and you threw a hissy fit. Is not me who needs to grow up.

You have issues

Finally got my RIF from UPS today. Woo!

Yeah when you only manage to shoot one person a day agreed a counter would be pointless.

Christ. If I wore that I’d end a skirmish like a baked potato! I only wear a Multicam long sleeved shirt and trousers, and I still come out hot and sweaty.