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Had to share. Makes me laugh everytime I read it.
JamesAirsofterAgent and 6 others reacted to Qlimax for a topic
WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt7 points -
Yeah that's with the suppressor. You can take the suppressor apart to get rid of the inner barrel inside - that's what spikes the fps to DMR levels. For mine I brought the 16mm thread adapter and used a regular short silencer I have since added some baffels to. Drastically reduces the sound output from "quiet" to "are you sure someone's even shooting at us?" FPS on green gas is around 1joule or so without the suppresor though.2 points
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Opinions?
ImTriggerHappy and one other reacted to Esoterick for a topic
If you were to keep this within one thread it would be easier for people to follow what has been said and give you advice.2 points -
The Scale Models/War gaming discussion and pictures thread.
AirsoftTed and one other reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Jesus I do wonder sometimes if I am geeky enough for airsoft.2 points -
Opinions?
djben9 and one other reacted to Sitting Duck for a topic
oooh ya cow not exactly fair to compare a £123 polymer Raider to a £200 ICS but suppose if G&G were really crap then FS wouldn't stock them good business sense to offer choices for customer (JBBG are experts at selling crap to kids n mugs like moi) All that I will say - don't buy a gun just on looks listen to advice or opinions but make up YOUR own mind in the end It is YOUR gun you are buying for YOURSELF not for OTHER PEOPLE Yes it is almost guaranteed the moment you buy your ultimate gun you will see another that takes your fancy - jeeez it is so addictive, just one more etc..... heck you may go in there looking for M4 and walk out with an AK instead (then go back for M4 later and come out with GBB pistol/G36/BFG etc....) Enjoy your visit to the airsoft candy shop - if you like it and are happy with it then that is what matters in the end happy shooting - whatever you own2 points -
Opinions?
djben9 and one other reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
It will be good to handle the Raider as well. It will show how right I am and how close you came to making a mistake. You can thank me after 😃2 points -
Load-Out / Loadout Picture topic
Airsoft_Mr B and one other reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Hoodies are ok as long as there isnt a chav underneath.2 points -
Load-Out / Loadout Picture topic
kerby91 and one other reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Wear what the hell you like. The only times what you wear should come into is if its too thick to feel your hits or if your playing milsim when dress is part of the game. If its a normal skirmish then you can wear your girlfriends underwear if thats what floats your boat. I hate people who think you have to go all army to play airsoft because camo and correct blahblah uniform really matters when your shooting at each other 30 meters apart with plastic balls fired out of your toy gun. Wear whats comfortable,suitable and most importantly what you like sod what anyone else says.2 points -
How else will I catch the BBs fired at me?2 points
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djben9 and one other reacted to Hibernator for a topic
Great little gun, especially at that price for a metal one. Easy to work on and maintain, rail space for accessories. Get a second upper gearbox and swap between different FPS for indoor and outdoor games in seconds. All my M4s are ICS versions!2 points -
I do love the Mk 23, quite like the paintjob on yours as well, I should hopefully have my HK53 in a few weeks can't wait2 points
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650mm tomtac 6.02mm tightbore, Guarder H Nub, Guarder M120 spring and Guarder 70 degree hop rubber All for my G3, already locked to semi, scopes been fitted, suppressors on...roll on the bits turning up lol2 points
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I apply camo cream to all of my BBs anyway so that no one sees them coming.2 points
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Quick Questions & Simple Answers.
Sacarathe and one other reacted to Sitting Duck for a topic
Spoon Feeding is one thing BUT I ain't f*ckin' BREAST FEEDING - no thanks (normally I'd post a daft silly pic but this thread is designed for short n simple answers - very difficult for me to comply with btw)2 points -
Halo 5 lack of split screen, deal breaker?
Hef Legend reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Yep looking forward to it. Not bothered about split screen. Online co-op and and a good campaign is all I really care about.1 point -
could have wiped your arse first though... eurgh!!1 point
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Load-Out / Loadout Picture topic
ImTriggerHappy reacted to Albiscuit for a topic
THATS where I have seen you before hehehe The pink frenchies really didnt suit you!!1 point -
The 'What have you just bought' Thread
Happy reacted to Hef Legend for a topic
Excuse me while I go purchase one1 point -
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proffrink reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Actually they are not anymore. Ics are not really supporting entry level much any more and seem to be aiming firmly at the upper mid range. You can get some of their older guns for a really good price at the moment. Entry level £150ish G&G are better and I say that even though I have a pathological hatred of G&G.1 point -
Had to share. Makes me laugh everytime I read it.
ImTriggerHappy reacted to proffrink for a topic
This is some chain mail schitt right here.1 point -
Opinions?
ImTriggerHappy reacted to proffrink for a topic
You know your can multiquote or edit your posts rather than triple posting 60m with a G&G CM-16 that I presume they're testing on .20g? Maybe if you're trying to hit a car sized target. Anyhoo, Airsoft World don't have the best customer service. It's still a GC-16 by the way - internally identical to all the other CG16s really. In the end though, as has been said multiple times: It's your choice. The ICS and G&G brands at an entry level are going to be largely the same. Go for cosmetics.1 point -
Good range for under £160?
sp00n reacted to jcheeseright for a topic
try using .25g BBs, they go further.1 point -
Good range for under £160?
Happy reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Send Sittingduck a PM hes into raiders and can give you the best options for upgrading it. If you want to get a good stock M4 then you will need £200+ so upgrading the Raider is your best option.1 point -
Load-Out / Loadout Picture topic
ImTriggerHappy reacted to DEF for a topic
Don't get me wrong - not being a gear snob. I just hate hoodies. I think they look horrible and really set my teeth on edge.1 point -
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Esoterick reacted to Sitting Duck for a topic
Nerf or nothing for little 'un we have had some crazy fights around the house many years back when Mrs Duck was out got totally owned on the landing/stairs from the 2 eldest kids (not much changes - still getting owned by 12yr olds with JBBG guns) Sold them all when he took up airsoft but still finding them darts around the place - great fun1 point -
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Sitting Duck reacted to djben9 for a topic
If you can get to their store, even better arranging a visit next weekend hopefully1 point -
Pistol recommendations?
ImTriggerHappy reacted to Mtemprell for a topic
I wouldn't bother with a g18 I'd go for a g17 instead. As I've heard the full auto can be hit and miss when it wears.1 point -
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djben9 reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
It is a full metal gearbox it one of the Ics split gearboxes. If you had bought it 12 months ago it would have cost £290 the price has dropped because ICS are bringing out their new range. For £200 you wont get a better gun, it will be very reliable and accurate and is easy to maintain.1 point -
Used BBs for sale
ImTriggerHappy reacted to K@rl for a topic
If someone could that would be great. Sick to death of untwisting my knickers1 point -
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Very surprised to see that UAR in that condition as spoke to the APS rep the other day and he was saying how much they improved the internals. How many BB's had been through it? Really like them myself. I should have a replacement spring guide in stock, pretty sure it's the same as most of the other QD gearboxes on the market. I can even check for you as I've got a whole bunch of samples in from APS, no V3 gearboxes but their V2 gearboxes uses the same system. On the whole I'm pretty impressed with APS - hopefully going to be stocking their M4 parts soon1 point
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http://airsoft.tiger111hk.com/p1582/CYMA-GLOCK-G18C-SEMI/FULL-AUTO-Electric-Pistol-AEP-(BK)/product_info.html1 point
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Used BBs for sale
Happy reacted to Colonel Kurtz for a topic
One of the risks of buying anything 2nd hand is you don't know if it's stolen, or has any outstanding finance on it. And with airsoft there's the added risk of catching Paintball Transmitted Diseases if the BB was used in a HPA system. If anyone is concerned about the validity of any 2nd hand BB's purchased from Jedi Master or other fine eco-warrior retailers, please post a picture of your BB(s) and list their serial number(s) and we'll be happy to verify it for you. Note: (Serial number is written in magic ink on all BB's under UK(ara) law, and may not be visible/display correctly if you're a twat)1 point -
Used BBs for sale
Matto2494 reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Could make bean bags for the safe zone.Recycling at its best could even do camo ones for the milsimers.1 point -
Used BBs for sale
djben9 reacted to Sitting Duck for a topic
JBBG have been doing this for yonks BullDog aka BULL$HIT bb's actually they wasn't that bad - worst ones so far been BBGuns4Less - FireBall 0.25's f*ck me they are dire eggs shape crap think 1 in 3 or 4 fire really short (if TriggerHappy says it coz of G&G - pi$$ off ) WOOOOHOOOOOO my 2,000th post of utter $hite (damn I wish I wasn't outbidded on the "Get a Life" fleabay auction yesterday) Maybe if you had designed a fancy new CQB site You could make the floor slightly sloped with a gulley for them to run/collect into making it easier to clear up/recycle and keep the corridors main paths free of bb's Reality this would require a lot of careful planning/costs into a decent indoor arena site Alas most sites can't afford this much planning/budget as well as time to construct a false floor No doubt though there must be $hitloads of bb's need clearing after each player has fired off say 2k heck even 1k for semi only indoor cqb say - 2 teams of 20 = 40k + that is a lot of bb's rolling around and will need tidying up where do there go...... The Trimex recycling plant of course1 point -
Because there 0.05 pence each. Would u real be arsed? However I don't see why they can't be collected melted and remade into bbs, trafic cones or a corvette! Lol1 point
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AFUK Team members and The Mall Reading
Llukiie reacted to ImTriggerHappy for a topic
Maybe I have been lucky but in two years I have only once booked and been told it was full and the website was wrong. I have booked in the day before quite a few times, if there is a problem they will let you know anyway the same as when they confirm the booking.The torch is basically a necessity. Games are won or lost by getting or not getting the objectives nothing to do with peacocks unless the objective is in there. Basements can bottleneck sometimes but there is usually a way round and you can push through any choke point if you try. Dont camp on the concourse like some of the highcap heroes or on the balcony. There is opportunities to move around everywhere just explore. Main thing is have fun, play the objectives dont get trapped into pointless standoffs. And dont fall down the stairs it hurts.1 point -
@trigger, if you're looking at the website. I wouldn't bother, its never up to date. It's been booked out before and still shows as spots available. Hope I'm wrong for your sake, other than that just get there at 7:40ish to guarantee walk on on the day. And regarding tips, llukiie, take a torch for starters. Peacocks is generally where games are won and lost. Basement is often bottlenecks, the corridors behind the shops are great for flanking. Always watch out for the balcony if you are on the main concourse. Most of all, have fun!1 point
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I am also grounded! I've been told no more Airsoft, golf, fishing or gym until the my loft conversion is finished...... However i played Airsoft last night, was at the driving range tonight, 18 holes Sunday and the gym 1 hour a night, every night! 30 and grounded, I love it.1 point
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Actually found the rental/noobs to be pretty good at epsom theh tend to turn up in thin jumpers and trousers so they know when they have been pinged seeing as epsom is also full auto cqb you tend to get a yelp and screamno chance of denying a hit on that. Last week though a veteran was not only bullet proof he also ignored tbe rules of where you could and couldnt go claimed he was hiding in a room which 5 of us swept so had to have come from the tunnel not in use to get behind us Bit frustrating but when we got our chance 5 people with full auto made it all better1 point
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Not taking hits?
Llukiie reacted to Sitting Duck for a topic
Yup I'll admit to delayed reaction when pumped up Group of people screaming at me OK ffs I didn't recognise it in that split second coz I couldn't work out where it came from. A fortnight ago one bb must have grazed my top arm so much I called it but asked a marshal if he had hit tested me but said no, like I said I called it already and was obviously enemy just just grazed me to think it came from marshal on my left side. End of the day, don't take it too seriously or get too worked up about it all. Then you just call it even if unsure Which is the exactly what airsoft relies upon Don't get too stressed if you see a bb bounce of an enemy, just tell yourself they need a two hit handicap and go for the second shot, followed by the rest of you mag until the bastid calls it. Seriously, all sites the odd incident or dubious player(s) Kids rental or noobs usually but you do get the odd veteran from time to time. If it bothers you or gets too much and marshals do little then try another site coz numerous non-hit takers can really ruin game/fun or even a site's reputation I hopefully play as fair as possible hopefully just calling it at times that it might be rebound If I feel 2 shots that were most likely to be rebounds I call it just in case it was a direct hit I haven't seen Well that the way I think/play with my hand on heart1 point -
Not taking hits?
Llukiie reacted to Colonel Kurtz for a topic
Airsoft relies on people taking their hits, otherwise it'd devolve into a sadomasochistic event where people just shoot each other until someone uses the safety-word or has to change their underpants. In my experience, everyone who plays airsoft regularly has the right idea about taking hits and how to behave in their mind. However, many people aren't used to adrenaline, or any shade of combat, and many people can behave in a manner they're hopefully embarrassed about once the juices get going. People can get trapped in the moment, and the most common kind of non-hit-taking i witness is those who don't acknowledge the hit until their current purpose has been completed (like the person they're shooting at taking the hit). Then the logic side of the brain takes back over from caveman and order ensues. There's nothing airsoft can do to stamp it out other than turning it into laser-quest, or making everyone use tracers, or have 1 marshal per person like in some those mental Japanese tournaments I've seen online. The best thing the community can do is to make the process of taking the hit seem easier and more enjoyable. This is achieved by all those good-sporting types who congratulate people when hit and cheerfully skip back to re-spawn. Kudos to you all, I try, but sometimes barely able to squeak 'hit' let alone any kind of congrats (the arm goes up with a raised thumb on reflex now, I've beaten the paintball urge to check my clothing for marks finally hehe)1 point -
This guy, who is he? SF Identification.
JamesAirsofterAgent reacted to sp00n for a topic
he cannot be SF, don't they get trained on how to pixelate there faces??? (yes i am joking)1 point -
It's on page 1 here but here it is with before and after images:1 point