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  1. L3wisD

    I know it's early. But is anyone planning on going to IWA next march?

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    2. sonofsammo

      sonofsammo

      What is it? (Sorry, I'm still new!)

       

    3. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      @Duff yes, Nuremberg. :)

       

      @sonofsammo - it's an outdoor hunting / real steel shooting expo. But there's typically lots of Airsoft companies with big stands there as well. Should be good fun.

    4. sonofsammo

      sonofsammo

      Ah, Germany 😞 That counts me out.

  2. L3wisD

    I think we're getting some spammers on here tonight. Please report them and we'll nuke them :D

  3. L3wisD

    I'll probably have a Guarder Threaded Glock 17 barrel up for sale later.. after waiting for ages for it to arrive from Hong Kong and paying through the nose for customs... It doesn't fit. :rolleyes:

    1. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      It's because I've got a split slide G17.

       

      The original barrel is shaped for the split section of the slide. The guarder is completely round and catches.

      Gas efficiency is out the window with a mag lasting 10 shots.

       

      Back to the gold barrel unless I change to a regular slide.

  4. L3wisD

    I'm at Z-Mart this evening. Any other AFUKers there?

    1. AlphaBear

      AlphaBear

      I had to read that back twice! That should be a patch!

  5. L3wisD

    I've decided I'm selling up. Airsoft has lost its lustre to me recently :(

    I've also put in a request to leave the moderation team, so I'll be a regular Joe soon enough.

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    2. Groot

      Groot

      If the community needs a jaded as fuck OG airsofter with a zero tolerance for assholes and HPA users. 

      image.jpeg.40b8c4add0e3ee2a854609f171fcdf0f.jpeg

    3. Madhouse

      Madhouse

      Hobbies come and go, some of the people you meet stay for longer.

       

      Don't be a stranger (oh the irony...)

       

      Definitely keep a bit of kit back for when you get an Airsoft itch that needs scratching.

  6. L3wisD

    I've got an awful G&G CM16 Carbine that I take to games as a back up. It works but shoots terribly - needs alot of work.

    Anyone interested in having it cheap for a project. Or to learn about the innards of a gun?

  7. L3wisD

    I've only just seen that post by Dev that said he's handing the forum over... I, for one, welcome our new AFUK Overlord..

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    2. Sitting Duck

      Sitting Duck

      Soz, but just saying a big thanks for a great forum

      Thank you to the original guys for setting this up

      Keeping it going, plus all great members old/new....

       

      kung_fu_panda_2__i_love_you_guys_gif_by_

       

      thanks again chaps

    3. Robert James

      Robert James

      Its a good move. Maybe your patches will become the Unofficial Official patches :blink:

    4. Albiscuit

      Albiscuit

      well they are already the official unofficial based off the official ones ;) 

  8. L3wisD

    If anyone orders an InvaderGear UBACS, order a size UP. Extra Large my arse 😅

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    2. EvilMonkee

      EvilMonkee

      Fixed this for you:

       

      'My extra large arse'.

       

      You seem to have had the words in the wrong order. 😜

    3. Sitting Duck

      Sitting Duck

      Extra Large my arse ???

      exactly how LARGE are we talking here

      We'll use this as a yardstick...

       

      DO THESEJEANS MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG More at Kinky Thoughts | Meme on ME.ME

       

      and yeah - that is getting on for 3ft across I reckon

    4. Shamal

      Shamal

      My wife asked me other day "does my bum look big in this?"

      "Yes" I replied "but to be fair it is a small bathroom"!

      She didnt observe minimum engagement distance.redness is just about gone now. I did call my hit though. YEOWW FUCK!!

      🤭

      Regards 

  9. L3wisD

    If someone PMs you about an advert you've listed here and it sounds very generic "My uncle has some guns for sale - email [email protected] for more info"  It's probably a scam. Please report them to the moderators for DESTRUCTION! :D 

    1. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      Thanks for the report after this, the scammer you pointed out actually had made TWO accounts - they've both been blasted by the Virtual 40Mike

  10. L3wisD

    If you're trying to get hold of @Cr0-Magnon - he's having trouble with his account, he's not ignoring you!

    1. Cr0-Magnon

      Cr0-Magnon

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  11. L3wisD

    Impromptu evening game at Eversley, yeah!

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    2. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      Playing this evening!

      Good so far!

    3. Rogerborg

      Rogerborg

      Do they allow peasants who don't have Systemas to play?

    4. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      They do! 🤣

  12. L3wisD

    Is anyone doing a Taiwan Gun order any time soon? I want to tag something on if poss. I'll split postage with you.

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    2. Duff

      Duff

      You won't get a breacher single shot springer under 350 mate because phyics.

       

      I wanted the DE Breacher for the Aliens Marinr Plasma rifle build but decided against it due to the stupidly high fps.

  13. L3wisD

    Is anyone else playing the Mall on Thursday night?

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    2. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      Well, if I see you there I'll come and say hello!

    3. Hypermonkey

      Hypermonkey

      I'll be in the Umbrella loadout with the Zombie hand on the back.....and a purple butt-plug for a mele weapon :wacko:

       

    4. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      ......:huh: I'll be sure to keep an eye out!

      I've got a yellow Smiley face on the front of my vest as well as this patch on the front. 

       

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  14. L3wisD

    It's a pain TaiwanGun aren't sending to the UK... The new CYMA MP5 looks really good. Would've had one straight away.

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    2. ak2m4

      ak2m4

      Maybe you can get one from HK somewhere?

    3. rj1986

      rj1986

      But think of all the sovereignty you now have instead....

       

    4. colinjallen

      colinjallen

      What are the FPS and RoF of the sovereignty?

      Is it easy to get upgrade parts for it?

  15. L3wisD

    Just seen the WE Gen5 Glocks. Jesus they're hideous.

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    2. SeniorSpaz87

      SeniorSpaz87

      Thats just how they are. However, IRL they are fantastic. Now I need to find one of you guys to smuggle a 19x over for me...

  16. L3wisD

    Just testing the water... would anyone be interested in a Split Slide WE Glock 17? With Maple Leaf innards?

    1. CarloBear

      CarloBear

      Slightly interested, give me shoot me a pm :D

    2. CarloBear

      CarloBear

      woops. you know what I mean!

    3. OHDFoxy

      OHDFoxy

      Got any pics? :D

  17. L3wisD

    Merry Boxing day you 'orrible lot. Hope everyone is good 😀

    1. Jedi_Master

      Jedi_Master

      The TV did not go on the blink, I did not choke on the Turkey bones, and the xmas tree did not fall down. So a successfull Winter festival.

    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      Yes a good day yesterday. 

      Can't wait for the next one 

      Best wishes to all.

       

       

       

    3. EDcase

      EDcase

      Family didn't kill each other, food was lovely, nothing burned or broke so yep it was good one.

      But the year isn't finished yet...

  18. L3wisD

    Mr. Glennie is up to his old tricks again - please don't deal with 1911Nut.

    1. Gepard

      Gepard

      Good shout L3wisD!

  19. L3wisD

    Need to shift the Nuprol rail I've got for sale - £34 now!

  20. L3wisD

    No-one wanted any Viagra honey then?

    1. TobiasC95

      TobiasC95

      I've bought in Bulk

    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      I did get some.

      Made the wifes eyes water but she said it was a very sweet surprise!😉

      😵‍💫

  21. L3wisD

    Nobody wanted suppositories then, based on the number of reports lol.

    1. EvilMonkee

      EvilMonkee

      To quote Renton in Trainspotting "I may as well have stuck them up me arse for all the good they hae done me"

  22. L3wisD

    Open to offers on my plate carriers and tracer for sale! They gotta go!

  23. L3wisD

    Played yesterday with .30g BBs for the first time..

    Whooow what a difference! Won't be going back to .25g now (for woodland anyway)!

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    2. proffrink

      proffrink

      Learn to aim and you'll spend the same.

    3. Prisce

      Prisce

      Where's the fun in aiming, it's all about the spray and pray. *insert sarcasm*

       

      There is still a large jump in price between .25s and .3s, almost double in my personal opinion.

    4. proffrink

      proffrink

      Well if you learn to shoot then one can easily cut the amount they shoot in half if not significantly more. If you want to spray and pray then feel free of course, but you're easy pickings for the rest of us with bright white stream of BBs leading straight back to whichever tree you're standing behind.

  24. L3wisD

    Played/Marshalled Z-Mart again tonight. It's much improved from the first day already. Very impressed!

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    2. Robert James

      Robert James

      Are you there tomorrow? 03/10/2020

    3. L3wisD

      L3wisD

      @Robert James I'm not I'm afraid. I'll probably be there most Thursdays 

       

      If you're going tomorrow, dress in your best because Dan, the photographer from The Mall is coming out of retirement and is going to be there

    4. Robert James

      Robert James

      Oh great. Ive got 3 mates coming.

       

  25. L3wisD

    Please use the classifieds section to advertise your guns/gear - and have proper photos!

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