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My two babies!

Oooh, EBR, the sexiest of guns 👌🏼

What’s the best cheese for hiding horses? Mascarpone

Managed to get hold of both a 3d printed 6x acog and and a 7.62mm 6x spectre. The acog I added the British qr code and some etched numbers like the real one. The spectre I added the U.S correct qr sticker as well as butt numbers. Still some work to do to the acog to get it looking better.

Two mice are walking down the pavement. A beautiful woman passes them. The first mouse says “Wow! Did you see the ass on her?!” The other mouse responds “It was nice, but I’m a titmouse myself.”

I don't know of a better value than an issue black holdall, assuming they're still made half decently since mine's really old. Best things is unlike almost all other surplus 99.9% of people who've not been in won't know that it's military kit. Nice advantage for any car parks in sight of a public road or those who don't drive. The backpack straps aren't amazing compared to an actual backpack in terms of staying where you want them but they are really thoroughly padded which is surprising; did me well when travelling there and back on deployment when it was stuffed to bursting.

Back at Zed again last night. Lots of fun as always and new game formats which keeps things fresh. Yeah our team wasn't the winning one but I don't think anyone really cared, we all had fun shooting people in the dark and that's all that matters. Took a doozie of a hit to the forehead, other guy was coming up the escalator so his position meant my cap caught the BB and directed it to just above my eyebrow. Only noticed I was leaking when I got back to the safe zone and got that 'ooh that looks hurty' look from the other players and then a marshal appeared with a first aid kit 😂 Bit of a wipe and with the application of the worlds smallest plaster I was ready to go again. I look like I've popped a massive zit today though. Worth noting that hit taking was on point all night, didn't hear a single grumble from anyone. Also my rental battery went flat and while it was being changed a guy on our team handed my his MP7 and said 'fill yer boots' (or words to that effect) and I have to say that I could certainly be tempted!! Although I'd need a ton of mags 😁 Oh and one more thing ... I finally got my UKARA sorted!!!! There'll be a couple of deliveries next week ☺️

Uncle Bob 'I saw a flock of cows today.' Aunt Janet: 'Herd of cows.' Uncle Bob 'Of course I have. They go moo.'

Last night my wife started saying that in 1892, she had written the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Yes she was Tolkien in her sleep again.

Quite the contrary, I find the WAS universal holster has never even risked dropping mags from any of my HK style pistols. I use it all the time with the HK45 and it works really well, and I also use it for my hi-capa and AAP with no issues either. Outside of that, the amomax universal holster is pretty good too

I believe he made a quick change gearbox buy attacking a regular one with a hacksaw that may have featured on neg airsoft

Yeh hes in here regular. His MO it appears is to source boneyard guns, or near boneyard, dress them up and mend them a bit then flog on

Swiss arms Adapt X holster https://www.bullseyecountrysport.co.uk/swiss-arms-adapt-x-universal-polymer-retention-holster-29255-p.asp

Get yourself a high torque motor, aftermarket barrel, ml hop rubber and nub, and a ZCI rotary hop chamber. Fit them to your G&G.

Somebody's opening the crackers early! 😂

If you don’t want to spend a fortune: XXL Green Carp Fishing Tackle Bag Holdall NGT 093L Barrow Bag https://amzn.eu/d/4gZcWS9 I’ve used one for years with no issues

I'll let you have that one on account of my ferret offering. But really?? 🤣 Don’t you just hate it when you want to give someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and as soon as you do…. ….. she’s not your friend anymore!!?

i was getting 60m hits at the range with 0.28g BBs. grouping wasn't great but they all hit a torso sized target on a stock gun. i only got rid of it as the POS scope couldn't be zeroed for left hand use.

My pet rat has a wooden leg. He's a pi-rat.

I called the RSPCA and told them there was a weasel hanging off my ceiling fan, but the person on the other end of the phone didn't believe me so I told them 'You'll just have to take my whirred ferret. 🤦 Yes I know...I'll get my coat.

My front door is alarmed after 5pm. Before that it's just generally anxious.

And a cheeky, stubby Salient arms build with a tooth-rattling steel bolt FullSizeRender.MOV

Hey you are describing me! Except that everyone spoils my fun by shooting at me.😂 Regards

THAT becomes a problem once you have your UKARA number. Welcome 🖐 and enjoy all the frivolous, funny & fact filled pages on the forum 😁

That comes free with your UKARA number.

9mm mags in ARs are always funny

Avert thine eyes, purists G&P WA SR15 GBBR, semi only DMR build with the new Airtac G5 adaptor shoehorned in