Supporters Prisce Posted March 29, 2019 Supporters Posted March 29, 2019 22 minutes ago, Albiscuit said: Parliament Politicians. Albiscuit and sonofsammo 2
Albiscuit Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, Prisce said: Politicians. This country has me seriously considering leaving for Canada or New Zealand and not coming back lately!
Supporters Prisce Posted March 29, 2019 Supporters Posted March 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Albiscuit said: This country has me seriously considering leaving for Canada or New Zealand and not coming back lately! My Airsoft Buddy is doing exactly that. He thinks it’ll only get worse, and I am beginning to agree with him. Albiscuit 1
Guest Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Albiscuit said: Parliament And there I was thinking I’d ended the thread, and I was Trumped ??
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted March 30, 2019 Head Moderator Posted March 30, 2019 To be Trumped... Macv276, Nick G and Monkman 1 2
Nicky blue eyes Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 A guy joins the french foreign legion, gets promoted to captain and sent to a remote fort in the desert. On his first day he's inspecting the fort and sees a mankey, disgusting old camel sitting in the corner. He shouts out " sargent. What is this horrible creature doing here?" The sargent says " Well mon capitaine, the nearest town is 4 miles away and the men start missing women....if you know what I mean. So then they use the camel....." The captain stops him and says" thats disgusting! I will never use the camel like that! 3 months on and the captain is desperate for a screw. He shouts out "sargent bring that camel in here" so he dose. With that the captain drops his trousers and buggers the shit out out of the poor animal. When he's finished he calls for the sargent to take it away. He says " so sargent do the other men use the camel like that often?" The sargent replys "No, mon capitaine they ride it to town and use the brothel!" Immortal, Solly4568, Zarrin and 1 other 4
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Popular Post Nicky blue eyes Posted June 13, 2019 Popular Post Posted June 13, 2019 A sloth gets mugged by 3 tortoises. The police ask him " what happened"? The sloth says "I don't know. It all happened so quickly!" Nick G, Immortal, Druid799 and 3 others 6
YorkieT17 Posted June 16, 2019 Posted June 16, 2019 One of my mates is a dwarf, he’s a bit shy with women and a virgin. For his 25th Birthday his twin brother decided they’d go to Amsterdam. After a few drinks they decided it was time for Dave to finally get his end away so headed for a brothel. Dave found a lovely blonde girl, paid the fee and headed to the room. His brother did the same except picked a lovely red head. Dave and the girl sat on the bed but unfortunately he suffered a bit of stage fright and spent the whole time trying to get his limp dick to work. The whole time all he could hear was his brother in the next room grunting loudly and the occasional shout of “1, 2, 3”. After his failure Dave and his brother met up for a ‘celebratory’ beer to trade war stories. Dave came clean and admitted that he had been unable to get an erection. “You sounded like you were enjoying yourself though, you seemed to go on forever” said Dave. ”Fuck off, you had a better night than me.” Said his brother. “I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed.” Druid799, Nick G and Zarrin 3
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DopeYourScope Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 Knock knock Who’s there Ze Gestapo Gestapo who? VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS BibbsOnTour, Druid799 and Nick G 3
Supporters Druid799 Posted June 22, 2019 Supporters Posted June 22, 2019 Gota get one for my m24 !??? BibbsOnTour and Zarrin 1 1
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Albiscuit Posted December 15, 2019 Posted December 15, 2019 On 29/03/2019 at 21:52, Prisce said: My Airsoft Buddy is doing exactly that. He thinks it’ll only get worse, and I am beginning to agree with him. Can’t get much worse than trump and Johnson running the “free world” im starting to think New Zealand is not far enough away Rogerborg and Tackle 1 1
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Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted March 16, 2020 Head Moderator Posted March 16, 2020 Truth hurts Tackle, Philby21, Weeman and 1 other 1 3
John_W Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 Chuck Norris has been in contact with Corona Virus. The Virus has been put in to quarantine for 14 days and is expected to make a full recovery. Zarrin, Philby21 and Weeman 2 1
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted March 21, 2020 Head Moderator Posted March 21, 2020 Different times, different response Weeman, Zarrin, Macv276 and 1 other 3 1
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Ad_ Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 Found these while going through some old backups from years ago. Nick G, Jedi_Master and FUBAR 3
Supporters Sitting Duck Posted July 27, 2020 Supporters Posted July 27, 2020 I'm not gonna let this mandatory mask crap ruin my summer... Jedi_Master 1
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