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  1. One of my mates is a dwarf, he’s a bit shy with women and a virgin. For his 25th Birthday his twin brother decided they’d go to Amsterdam. After a few drinks they decided it was time for Dave to finally get his end away so headed for a brothel. Dave found a lovely blonde girl, paid the fee and headed to the room. His brother did the same except picked a lovely red head. Dave and the girl sat on the bed but unfortunately he suffered a bit of stage fright and spent the whole time trying to get his limp dick to work. The whole time all he could hear was his brother in the next room grunting loudly and the occasional shout of “1, 2, 3”. After his failure Dave and his brother met up for a ‘celebratory’ beer to trade war stories. Dave came clean and admitted that he had been unable to get an erection. “You sounded like you were enjoying yourself though, you seemed to go on forever” said Dave. ”Fuck off, you had a better night than me.” Said his brother. “I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed.”
  2. Well she’s not expensive, she’s not got a custom paint job and she doesn’t shoot 1km with laser accuracy but here is Vikki, named after a woman who broke my heart so badly I have a permenant arrhythmia. My first RIF, with every attachment I want for now. (Thinking of getting a weapon light for CQB)
  3. Had a shit couple of shifts at work so had a spending spree to make myself feel better. Hopefully all be here before my other half gets back from visiting her parents! 2x Motorola T80 PMR so I can talk to myself. A box of G&G midcaps (no more tactical maracas for me). New STANAG style speed loader. The Reflex sight which some members kindly recommended for me as well as a sight protector. A soft carry case as an interim until Christmas. Currently praying to Hermes or whoever is the god of couriers these days, got until Tuesday!
  4. For all you Flecktarn lovers: https://www.military1st.co.uk/colours/flecktarn 15% off with code FLECK18
  5. Well buuger it. Here goes: my first load out: My ubacs isn’t the same as my trousers but I’ll sort that soon. Also this was before my defender boots arrived. Need to invest in a pistol next month as well as a belt to put it on. Likely that I’ll buy a helmet first though as I get shot in the head a lot and it will put my load out to be more ‘military’.
  6. Jealous of all you buggers getting ready for a day of pew pew. I’ve just finished work and am heading to bed. Back in tonight too :(. Call a hit for me.. please...

  7. Thanks man. It works ok with the one mid cap I got with the gun just forgot to pick up a speed loader (doh). It didn’t seem to want to fire on the hicap. BBs did fall from the hop unit and BBs did come out of the mag as described. One of them seemed a bit pathetic on ejection but I left it loaded for half an hour while I vented my frustrations and it seemed to improve. Was thinking of leaving it loaded overnight tonight and seeing how it goes in the morning. Luckily it’s buy & sell day tomorrow so hopefully someone is selling some other mags. Otherwise I’ll be coming home early 😩
  8. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get my hicaps to feed into my CM18?

    1. Jedi_Master

      Jedi_Master

      Create a topic in Advice & technical Help section, with a clear title, should get better response

    2. YorkieT17

      YorkieT17

      Thanks man, managed to sort it in the end. Left them loaded over night and overwound them and released them a few times and things improved.

  9. My first RIF the G&G CM18 A plate carrier by TMC in Coyote 2 x Hi Cap Stanag type mags by CYMA as a side note anyone got any suggestions on a way to get these Cyma mags to feed. Got all the way home and they don’t want to play at all. 😞
  10. As as long as it’s made with the pubic hair of genunie Navy Seal.
  11. Just tell them it’s real steel and that you’ve got s mate in the regiment who gave you it. They’ll all be having one. For added success paint it multicam.
  12. Just remembet though it doesn’t just shoot straight it shoots “dstraightaght”. With all them extra letters it must be even better.
  13. I’m sure the scarpas are very nice boots though. 🙃
  14. Bought my first set of Cammies and tried them on today. Now an official member of the MTP mafia. Bit dissapointed that the ‘genuine issue ubacs’ I bought off eBay didn’t come with a NSN so likely a cheap knock off. It’s also much greener than the trousers I got! On the bright side I picked up a brand new pair of Altberg defenders still wrapped as they left the factory for £60.
  15. Isn’t there a guy called Kurmaz or something that custom makes combat uniforms?
  16. Update: 10 working days since the order was placed no confirmation email, no items, no explaination. Have emailed 5 times telephone will not connect. No response. Will request a refund tomorrow if they do not respond to my email. I would say continue to avoid. Further update: Apologetic email response and had a refund granted within 5 minutes.
  17. Of course, it was the only reason I bought them instead of a cheap pair 🤣
  18. Got my regatta shorts covered in engine oil so bought some of these to replace em.
  19. Just gave these guys a try, thought that despite the bad reviews here they may have improved in 3 years. The website now seems very professional. However it has been a week and I have neither the items or confirmation. Emailed them just now asking for an update so we will see what the crack is.
  20. Happy Yorkshire day! 

    Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!

  21. No sir, the seller assured me it is TM! 🤣
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