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  1. Jedi_Master

    New members - please read Classifieds rules and create adverts in the Classifieds

  2. Jedi_Master

    Advice for scammers: use grammatically correct English :)

    1. RobHedley

      RobHedley

      If the Master General of the People Army of Uganda emails you, remember I have first dibs on the 16.5 million dollars that he want to put into my account...... He is just trying to prevent corruption....

    2. Cr0-Magnon

      Cr0-Magnon

      Maybe they're just attempting to endear themselves to you by using the same sentence structuring as Yoda....

  3. Jedi_Master

    If selling on the forum, use the Classifieds and create adverts.  Read forum rules.

    1. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      What are the rules on my selling my annoying younger sister please?

       

      She's 36yrs old but I REALLY want a KFC lunch box. I'm hungry!

       

      🤔

       

      (Willing to consider part-exchange/offers for large box Popcorn chicken)

    2. Immortal

      Immortal

      Used or nearly new? :lol:

    3. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      I think the term we use is 'Weathered'.

       

      😏

  4. Jedi_Master

    Happy New Year.  2020 should be a good year for getting things done.

    1. Immortal

      Immortal

      Same to you and everyone on here. Have a good one. 👍

    2. proffrink

      proffrink

      A happy new year to you all! :)

    3. AK47frizzle

      AK47frizzle

      it's the annual I HAVEN'T TAKEN A PISS SINCE LAST YEAR :))))))))

  5. Jedi_Master

    Happy Winter Festival. May the Airsoft gods bring you all the gifts you desire.

  6. Jedi_Master

    Forum is experiencing an issue with email notifications, this is being looked at. New user verification is being delayed, so please bear with us in the mean time.

  7. Jedi_Master

    Reminder - airsoft only items for sale.  .177guns are not airsoft

    1. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      I was hoping to put my immortal soul and £50 up for sale in exchange for Jessica Alba's private number, but, ok. No selling my soul . . . ☹

    2. Jedi_Master

      Jedi_Master

      Her number starts 555...

  8. Jedi_Master

    Thanks for the spam reports

  9. Jedi_Master

    Thank you for all the Spammer reports.  If you think a post is spam then report it, and add word Spam to text.

  10. Jedi_Master

    Thanks for all the reports of spammers.  

  11. Jedi_Master

    RIP Rutger Hauer. Starred in some classic films.

    1. Lokai

      Lokai

      Total legend. RIP.

    2. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      A great actor and an even more amazing gentleman whom absolutely put his money and arse on the line for others.

       

      • Started an AIDS foundation.

      • Involved with Green Peace & their anti whaling work in the seas off Norway.

      • Taught acting and film making classes AFTER he was a world wide star, to young, new acting & behind the camera students back in his home country where he himself started. 

       

      One of the coolest things I know about him, because they're one of my most loved films, is that he was the first actor to be considered for the part of Martin Riggs in Lethal Weapon. HE was to be Martin Riggs originally.

       

      In his own words,

       

      - "All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die." -

       

      Rest in peace old friend.

       

      ❤😞

       

       

  12. Jedi_Master

    Beware of PM from Mrs Janet Crews wanting to buy guns  - new member flagged as a scammer.

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    2. Tackle

      Tackle

      Bear with me, im having a slow start today, she wants to BUY but is a scammer, what's her angle ?, send guns before payment ?

    3. djben9

      djben9

      lets just say its 'ocean' related ......;)

  13. Jedi_Master

    Reminder - use sentence case for advert titles not CAPS

  14. Jedi_Master

    The Classifieds are for Airsoft guns only

    1. Musica

      Musica

      human trafficing trying to make its way on ot afuk?

    2. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      No, not humans. Space Beagles!

       

      - Shiny! Let's go be bad guys! 😸 -

       

       

  15. Jedi_Master

    Special effects lighting... not even airsoft. Another spammer banned.

  16. Jedi_Master

    Reminder: the Classifieds are for airsoft items only. No consoles for trade.

    1. ImTriggerHappy

      ImTriggerHappy

      Can I advertise the wife?

       

      One careful owner (maybe)

       

      High mileage and even higher maintenance costs.

       

      Reason for sale is keeps making funny noises like fingernails on a blackboard but apparently this is the female equivalent of a conversation.

    2. StayOnTarget

      StayOnTarget

      How much? I'm a glutton for punishment👍 

  17. Jedi_Master

    Remember to put your clocks forward tonight, British Summer Time starts on Sunday

    1. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      Too late! 😫

       

      I've lost an hour and my life will never be right again!

       

      No more love!

      No more good 80s music!

      No more MACARONI & CHEESE!!!

       

      😭😩😭😩

    2. Tabitha

      Tabitha

      Good News!

       

      I was wrong!!

       

      🤤🤤

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  18. Jedi_Master

    You are already banned from the forum Duff

  19. Jedi_Master

    Spammers will be removed.

  20. Jedi_Master

    Please read the Classifieds Rules. Price and picture when selling items

  21. Jedi_Master

    Making abusive reports on forum members will result in penalty points and restriction from posting.

    1. Aengus

      Aengus

      subtweeting but worse 😳

  22. Jedi_Master

    Retailer in China? We are a British forum. Read our rules. Adverts will be removed if you break them.

  23. Jedi_Master

    No selling/swapping/buying of non-airsoft items in forum Classifieds.

  24. Jedi_Master

    Please post all sales adverts only in the Classifieds.

  25. Jedi_Master

    Remember to use actual pictures in sales & swaps adverts not stock/shop images

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