Flexible knives, cos... melee kills are just humiliating to the victim

[Khyber]

Hey all, i would like to get hold of a nice training knife. TSblades are awesome but unfortunately not really bendy. My local site states needs to bend at least 90⁰. So can anyone recommend any 'nice' flexible alternatives? Most I have found on ebay etc are just plain boring. 

 

Sidenote I'm almost considering buying the TSblades grips and some rubber and making my own..

Edited March 31, 2022 by Khyber

[Stratton Oakmont]

Just go to Ann summers and get a floppy dildo for the ultimate humiliation knife kill

[Albiscuit]

Rubber banana or flip flop also work.

 

I have been killed by a squeaky pig thanks @ImTriggerHappy and a rubber chicken @L3wisD ffs 

[Rogerborg]

7 minutes ago, Albiscuit said:

a rubber chicken

 

A celebrity rubber chicken.

[Khyber]

? I had a feeling it may turn this way after searching and finding an old thread which went entirely in that direction. I don't want have to explain to the missus why she found a floppy dildo in my drawer, I fear she wouldn't believe me even for telling the truth ?

 

Edited March 31, 2022 by Khyber

[wicksy101]

40 minutes ago, Khyber said:

? I had a feeling it may turn this way after searching and finding an old thread which went entirely in that direction. I don't want have to explain to the missus why she found a floppy dildo in my drawer, I fear she wouldn't believe me even for telling the truth ?

 

I can think of a better place to hide it ?

[Groot]

Rubber Axe

I had one of these on my pack for breaching and maiming but sadly lost it

Go Viking or GTFO

[ImTriggerHappy]

4 hours ago, Albiscuit said:

Rubber banana or flip flop also work.

 

I have been killed by a squeaky pig thanks @ImTriggerHappy and a rubber chicken @L3wisD ffs 

 

A pic of the two offenders for you to reminisce over. 

3 hours ago, Rogerborg said:

 

A celebrity rubber chicken.

 

Manufactured internet celebrity with no real substance, those that know will remember it getting dry humped by a certain tactical pig.

[Cannonfodder]

I normally carry a Cold Steel training knife for melee kills but as they don't bend 90° they're not an option. The only ones I've seen that do bend that far are the bayonets for a M4

https://www.justbbguns.co.uk/airsoft-rubber-bayonet-knife/

 

These can also be attached to the rifle for that extra tacticool look 

[noctu]

2 hours ago, Groot said:

Rubber Axe

I had one of these on my pack for breaching and maiming but sadly lost it

Go Viking or GTFO

 

I was googling about for one of those today! I was going to steal an axe from my kid's fireman costume for Saturday but after giving myself a test whack in the head with it I concluded that it fucking hurts to be hit in the head with and probably wouldn't be allowed.

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

53 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said:

The only ones I've seen that do bend that far are the bayonets for a M4

https://www.justbbguns.co.uk/airsoft-rubber-bayonet-knife/

 

These can also be attached to the rifle for that extra tacticool look 

These are noisy as hell in the standard holster.  

 

I found two for about a tenner somewhere, possibly TG, not that they're an option at the minute.  Worth looking around though. 

[Druid799]

I wasn’t happy with what you can buy either , as others said most don’t bend enough so I made my own . I used a piece of dense foam(think it was an old dummy plate) cut a ruff shape then finished shaping with couple of different grits of sandpaper . I made a ‘dagger’ shaped knife and a tomahawk , AND best thing is because they are foam my site allows them to be thrown so I can lob my tomahawk at other players ! ???

[Shamal]

6 hours ago, Druid799 said:

 so I can lob my tomahawk at other players ! ???

But only if it's not windy lol

[concretesnail]

16 hours ago, Stratton Oakmont said:

Just go to Ann summers and get a floppy dildo for the ultimate humiliation knife kill

A ribbed knobler...... love it. ;

Edited April 1, 2022 by concretesnail

[SBoardley]

5 minutes ago, concretesnail said:

A ribbed knobler...... love it. ;

Team guernsey used to have a player who would run around in the night games of the weekender using this method…. Worked well for him….

[Floperator]

Another vote for the ribbed knobbler. And instead of 'you're dead', you can say 'here, smell this'

[rj1986]

19 hours ago, Khyber said:

I don't want have to explain to the missus why she found a floppy dildo in my drawer

 

...again

[Khyber]

5 minutes ago, rj1986 said:

...again

Shhh! Don't let the cat out of the bag!

[Druid799]

On 01/04/2022 at 12:04, Khyber said:

Shhh! Don't let the cat out of the bag!

Or is that “don’t let the pussy out of the gimp sack !” ??

[THE CHIEF]

On 31/03/2022 at 16:07, Stratton Oakmont said:

Just go to Ann summers and get a floppy dildo for the ultimate humiliation knife kill

I always thought that would make a better weapon than a bayonet. A group of paras charging at you screaming with a rubber cock mounted on the end of their rifle would certainly make me think twice about how much I really wanted to hold my position! 

[The Waco Kid]

Is that not every Saturday night in Colchester?

 

Anyway what you need is one of these:

 

https://blackfencer.com/en/one-handed-swords-synthetic/46-basket-hilt-broadsword.html

 

And a Mad Jack Churchill load out to go with it. ?

Edited April 6, 2022 by The Waco Kid
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