The best & worst quotes you have heard.

[straffham]

While moving stealthily to outflank the enemy, and stopping to look ahead for potential targets a marshall appearing next to me and saying loudly "come on, push forward!". Got me lit up instantly. Nob.

[proffrink]

Agreed. As annoying as refusing to moving up is, I feel its a part of the game and not something marshals should ever get involved in; leave it to the players.

[Samurai]

While moving stealthily to outflank the enemy, and stopping to look ahead for potential targets a marshall appearing next to me and saying loudly "come on, push forward!". Got me lit up instantly. Nob.

Similar thing.

Milsim event. Our firegroup of 6 was ambushed and mostly taken out, except for our medic who was hiding in a ditch. The marshall points at him "There is one more". F*** ***

[Ian_Gere]

Real Sword (and now E&L) AK's are real steel guns fitted with airsoft internals...

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! No they are fucking not!

[CaptainDumbass]

Real Sword (and now E&L) AK's are real steel guns fitted with airsoft internals...

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! No they are f*cking not!

 

THIS IS SO IRONIC.

While i have been in the states for the past two weeks i legit had a shop employee try and sell me an E&L AK stating (get ready, i shit you not...) theyre made in russia along with the real steal ones but are fitted with airsoft internals instead. The temptation to pull out my iphone and show the obnoxious prick up was strong.

[Aengus]

The thing is though I bet he's told loads of people the same BS and they've bought it just upon that one factor.

[Monty]

on another forum

 

" Make: Tokyo Marui/Tercel
Gun/Model: M1911a1
Accessories: One Gas Tight Mag
Condition: Pristine
FPS: 280/320 FPS
Splits/Swaps/Part Exchange: No/Yes/No
Price/Payment: £100 "

 

hahahahaha no

[Esoterick]

At almost every game there's at least one person saying "look at the range on this" and their gun's shooting 40-45 metres.

[Russe11]

'Is that a US Cavalry uniform?'

'Hey you in the cowboy hat...'

The hours of research I put into getting everything correct, just to look like some guy in a cowboy hat!

I have Australia written on both shoulders, my buttons each have a map of Australia.

Then there's the Brodie helmet strapped to my backpack, the standard british/commonwealth helmet of WW2!

[TheFull9]

Definitely had "does that noob tube actually work?" and "where's the respawn on this map?", but I can't recall any other exact quotes right now.

 

The facepalm moment that sticks in my head was about 3 years back, playing at a paintball site that had recently switched to airsoft with no other airsoft sites nearby so literally everyone was new. When I pulled a couple of lipos out of my gun bag you'd think I'd just opened my jacket to show my chest strapped up with a ton of PE while at the same time sweating, praying under my breath and holding a battered old phone.

 

Only lipo I've ever had puff up was the one inside my PSP which I recently found when moving base and hadn't been touched for nearly 7 years. Even then all it did was expand very slightly, nothing more.

[MxHaze]

Since when are paintball rules dictated by the country you're in?

 

You stated that you're categorically not allowed headshots in paintball. Tad simply said that's not true and that some sites allow it. Even if some countries don't allow it (and I'd be surprised if there was a law in any country saying headshots don't count as kills in paintball) that just proves Tad's point that some sites do allow it and some don't.

Blahahaha are you for real dude?

 

I don't know whats worse, the fact that it wasn't painfully obvious to you that I was being facetious, or the irony that you posted that in thread titled "best and worst quotes" LOL!

 

*awaits the "I knew you were taking the piss, so was I" response*

[TheFull9]

It's text on the internet. Being sarcastic or facetious is rarely obvious, let alone painfully.

[MxHaze]

It's text on the internet. Being sarcastic or facetious is rarely obvious, let alone painfully.

Yeah?

What about if you copy word for word exactly what they said but changed one word to something stupid? like the word "site" to "country"

Although I agree with what with you, in this instance, no.

[MxHaze]

That last bit should just be "although I agree with you" sigh..... it's been a long day

[Cold3lit3]

Here's a few gems

 

Don't buy a G&P (yep, someone told me this before my first purchase. I have bought about 4 G&P's since haha)

I wanted a G36 but they're all plastic? (um, what?) The guy showed me his G&G Raider

 

I like this map (usually the cod kids)

 

Any sentence with 'clip' involved, instead of mag

 

Anything UKARA related!

[Sacarathe]

Any sentence with 'clip' involved, instead of mag

 

 

Why is this a problem? Though I dont think there will be many clip reloaded weapons in airsoft though. Nothing wrong with saying clip instead of mag, as long as you mean clip.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clip_%28firearms%29

 

"The defining difference between clips and magazines is the presence of a feed mechanism in a magazine, typically a spring-loaded follower, which a clip lacks."

[AirsoftTed]

"Hi Guys its EpicLllama here"

[Happy]

"Hi Guys its EpicLllama here"

[ShadowSniper]

Can I use a knife to conserve ammo

[CommonComrade]

"Don't worry, I'll snipe him"

-Has a stock Combat Machine

-Sits 70m away

"Why arent my bbs hitting him? I have a scope"

 

After this, I left him to die.

[ShadowSniper]

Don't hipfire, your accuracy goes down crazy like

[ShadowSniper]

Love it 😂

[CommonComrade]

Love it

Also I noticed he had those camo paint stripes on his face like they have in films and such. You know?

[ShadowSniper]

Hardcore airsoft, don't dis 😂

[CommonComrade]

If you diss him, he'll deck ya