DX115FALCON Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Submit the dumbest lines of dialogue (OR logic) in gaming My vote definitely has to go to this
Supporters Popular Post Esoterick Posted January 30, 2015 Supporters Popular Post Posted January 30, 2015 Most of the dialogue in Battlefield 4, primarily because of the really excessive swearing. Raggedy_man, DX115FALCON, team flex and 2 others 5
Supporters Sitting Duck Posted January 30, 2015 Supporters Posted January 30, 2015 Showing my age...... DOOM - all your buddies are dead/slaughtered so instead of getting the f*ck out of there you are gonna give them what for - yeah right !!! mind you that is same with most stuff I guess Oh and not really in-game but in the classic "Beat 'em up's" how many times have we shouted: " I F*CKING BLOCKED THAT !!!! " DX115FALCON 1
Supporters Popular Post M_P Posted January 30, 2015 Supporters Popular Post Posted January 30, 2015 Was gonna post in this thread, then I took an arrow in the knee. Samurai, jcheeseright, ShadowSniper and 5 others 8
Supporters Popular Post Lozart Posted January 31, 2015 Supporters Popular Post Posted January 31, 2015 Most of the dialogue in Battlefield 4, primarily because of the really excessive swearing. You clearly never played Red River then. Such gems as "stick a tampon in it and get back in the fight!" Undieing_Lust, team flex, albawarrior and 3 others 6
Deek Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 I cant' believe nobody has said "All your base are belong to us" ? Lozart, M_P, Tariq and 1 other 4
Undieing_Lust Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 "Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." Happy 1
Chock Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Guild Wars was a brilliant game, with one of the best musical soundtracks ever, but some of the voice acting in it was atrociously bad... Not that it's a particularly stupid line in itself in comparison to many others, but if there was an Oscar for the most lethargic, phone-it-in acting anyone has ever managed in a game cut scene, then the moment where you get ambushed on the Divinity Coast in the original Guild Wars, when some of the voice 'talent' playing a villager is supposed to yell out in mortal fear: 'The Shining Blade! Dwayna Protect Us!' would be the hands down winner. He manages all the dramatic gravitas and tension of someone ordering a set of wood screws from B&Q. Raggedy_man 1
AK47frizzle Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 "You've reached Steve, please leave a message after the beep, BLEEEEEP. Nah i'm kidding it's me, Steve. Everything's fine over here." ~ bank robber answering another guard's walkie talkie "Did something happen?" ~ sercurity guard "Nah, everything's normal here in normal town" ~ bank robber Smooth PayDay 2 talk....
Colonel Kurtz Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 "Shake it baby" & "Wanna dance?" certainly the most memorable lines from any computer game for me, but i did hear it far too many times Hudson 1
Supporters Lozart Posted February 4, 2015 Supporters Posted February 4, 2015 "Shake it baby" & "Wanna dance?" certainly the most memorable lines from any computer game for me, but i did hear it far too many times Hail to the king, baby! Deek 1
ForestFighter Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 "I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!" Simultaneously the most ridiculous and most genius line I have ever heard in a videogame.
ShadowSniper Posted June 5, 2015 Posted June 5, 2015 Was gonna post in this thread, then I took an arrow in the knee. Well some b*stard stole my sweet roll
RabidNinja64 Posted July 30, 2015 Posted July 30, 2015 The ENTIRE sequence of this little gem! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmPqnKvbiiQ
ironscouse Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 "Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." don't forget "you was almost a jill sandwich"
Aunty Pasty Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 If you remember Metal Gear Solid 2, there's a scene about two thirds of the way through where Raiden gets together with Snake. Snake gives Raiden a couple of mags. Kaiden asks whether he will have enough for himself. Snake points at his headband and says "Infinite ammo." Sort of ruins the immersion and the story a bit.
TheUberMedic Posted October 18, 2015 Posted October 18, 2015 "I thought I saw a robber but it was a jogger. They rhyme so I got confused" - Dragan Payday 2 "I got your DLC right here!" - Cloacker Payday 2 (while this isn't stupid I thought it was funny)
Supporters Monty Posted October 18, 2015 Supporters Posted October 18, 2015 "I got your DLC right here!" - Cloacker Payday 2 That's just sad.
Root Admin proffrink Posted October 18, 2015 Root Admin Posted October 18, 2015 Thought the Cloaker was free DLC.
DX115FALCON Posted October 18, 2015 Author Posted October 18, 2015 Here's one for you:"Payday 2 won't have microtransactions"- Lead designer of Payday 2 David Goldfarb. What an amazing joke!
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