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Submit the dumbest lines of dialogue (OR logic) in gaming

 

My vote definitely has to go to this

 

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Showing my age......

 

DOOM - all your buddies are dead/slaughtered so instead of getting the f*ck out of there

you are gonna give them what for - yeah right !!!

 

mind you that is same with most stuff I guess

 

Oh and not really in-game but in the classic "Beat 'em up's" how many times have we shouted:

 

" I F*CKING BLOCKED THAT !!!! "

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I cant' believe nobody has said "All your base are belong to us" ?

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Guild Wars was a brilliant game, with one of the best musical soundtracks ever, but some of the voice acting in it was atrociously bad...

 

Not that it's a particularly stupid line in itself in comparison to many others, but if there was an Oscar for the most lethargic, phone-it-in acting anyone has ever managed in a game cut scene, then the moment where you get ambushed on the Divinity Coast in the original Guild Wars, when some of the voice 'talent' playing a villager is supposed to yell out in mortal fear: 'The Shining Blade! Dwayna Protect Us!' would be the hands down winner. He manages all the dramatic gravitas and tension of someone ordering a set of wood screws from B&Q.

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"You've reached Steve, please leave a message after the beep, BLEEEEEP. Nah i'm kidding it's me, Steve. Everything's fine over here." ~ bank robber answering another guard's walkie talkie

 

"Did something happen?" ~ sercurity guard

 

"Nah, everything's normal here in normal town" ~ bank robber

 

Smooth PayDay 2 talk....

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"Shake it baby" & "Wanna dance?"

 

certainly the most memorable lines from any computer game for me, but i did hear it far too many times :)

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"Shake it baby" & "Wanna dance?"

 

certainly the most memorable lines from any computer game for me, but i did hear it far too many times :)

 

Hail to the king, baby!

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"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!"

 

Simultaneously the most ridiculous and most genius line I have ever heard in a videogame.

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Was gonna post in this thread, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Well some b*stard stole my sweet roll

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If you remember Metal Gear Solid 2, there's a scene about two thirds of the way through where Raiden gets together with Snake. Snake gives Raiden a couple of mags. Kaiden asks whether he will have enough for himself. Snake points at his headband and says "Infinite ammo." Sort of ruins the immersion and the story a bit.

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"I thought I saw a robber but it was a jogger. They rhyme so I got confused" - Dragan Payday 2

"I got your DLC right here!" - Cloacker Payday 2 (while this isn't stupid I thought it was funny)

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Here's one for you:
"Payday 2 won't have microtransactions"- Lead designer of Payday 2 David Goldfarb.

 

What an amazing joke!

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