Stupidest lines in video games

[DX115FALCON]

Submit the dumbest lines of dialogue (OR logic) in gaming

 

My vote definitely has to go to this

 

[Esoterick]

Most of the dialogue in Battlefield 4, primarily because of the really excessive swearing.

[Sitting Duck]

Showing my age......

 

DOOM - all your buddies are dead/slaughtered so instead of getting the f*ck out of there

you are gonna give them what for - yeah right !!!

 

mind you that is same with most stuff I guess

 

Oh and not really in-game but in the classic "Beat 'em up's" how many times have we shouted:

 

" I F*CKING BLOCKED THAT !!!! "

[M_P]

Was gonna post in this thread, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Lozart]

Most of the dialogue in Battlefield 4, primarily because of the really excessive swearing.

You clearly never played Red River then. Such gems as "stick a tampon in it and get back in the fight!"

[Deek]

I cant' believe nobody has said "All your base are belong to us" ?

[Undieing_Lust]

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick."

[Chock]

Guild Wars was a brilliant game, with one of the best musical soundtracks ever, but some of the voice acting in it was atrociously bad...

 

Not that it's a particularly stupid line in itself in comparison to many others, but if there was an Oscar for the most lethargic, phone-it-in acting anyone has ever managed in a game cut scene, then the moment where you get ambushed on the Divinity Coast in the original Guild Wars, when some of the voice 'talent' playing a villager is supposed to yell out in mortal fear: 'The Shining Blade! Dwayna Protect Us!' would be the hands down winner. He manages all the dramatic gravitas and tension of someone ordering a set of wood screws from B&Q.

[AK47frizzle]

"You've reached Steve, please leave a message after the beep, BLEEEEEP. Nah i'm kidding it's me, Steve. Everything's fine over here." ~ bank robber answering another guard's walkie talkie

 

"Did something happen?" ~ sercurity guard

 

"Nah, everything's normal here in normal town" ~ bank robber

 

Smooth PayDay 2 talk....

[Colonel Kurtz]

"Shake it baby" & "Wanna dance?"

 

certainly the most memorable lines from any computer game for me, but i did hear it far too many times

[Lozart]

"Shake it baby" & "Wanna dance?"

 

certainly the most memorable lines from any computer game for me, but i did hear it far too many times

 

Hail to the king, baby!

[ForestFighter]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!"

 

Simultaneously the most ridiculous and most genius line I have ever heard in a videogame.

[ShadowSniper]

Was gonna post in this thread, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Well some b*stard stole my sweet roll

[Josh95]

Big Rigs:

[RabidNinja64]

The ENTIRE sequence of this little gem!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmPqnKvbiiQ

[Lord_Metile]

[ironscouse]

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick."

 

don't forget "you was almost a jill sandwich"

[Aunty Pasty]

If you remember Metal Gear Solid 2, there's a scene about two thirds of the way through where Raiden gets together with Snake. Snake gives Raiden a couple of mags. Kaiden asks whether he will have enough for himself. Snake points at his headband and says "Infinite ammo." Sort of ruins the immersion and the story a bit.

[TheUberMedic]

"I thought I saw a robber but it was a jogger. They rhyme so I got confused" - Dragan Payday 2

"I got your DLC right here!" - Cloacker Payday 2 (while this isn't stupid I thought it was funny)

[Monty]

"I got your DLC right here!" - Cloacker Payday 2

 

That's just sad.

[proffrink]

Thought the Cloaker was free DLC.

[DX115FALCON]

Here's one for you:
"Payday 2 won't have microtransactions"- Lead designer of Payday 2 David Goldfarb.

 

What an amazing joke!