Canen Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?" "A power cut" ....was apparently was the wrong answer. - There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.....
Resistor170 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Why did the crab get arrested? Because he kept pinching things! ????Haha
Supporters Gepard Posted March 21, 2019 Supporters Posted March 21, 2019 The American healthcare system Rogerborg, Zarrin, Nick G and 1 other 3 1
heroshark Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Why did the monkey fall out the tree?.... It was dead.
mogaly674 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Not a joke but still funny sonofsammo and Canen 1 1
Canen Posted March 21, 2019 Author Posted March 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, Gepard said: The American healthcare system Best one yet.
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted March 21, 2019 Supporters Posted March 21, 2019 Yeah, have one of these on another forum i'm on, called it the brexit thread iirc.
Supporters Popular Post Druid799 Posted March 22, 2019 Supporters Popular Post Posted March 22, 2019 Jedi_Master, Rogerborg, sonofsammo and 6 others 5 4
Popular Post Robert James Posted March 22, 2019 Popular Post Posted March 22, 2019 Seth's threads Druid799, Immortal, sonofsammo and 4 others 1 6
Supporters Prisce Posted March 22, 2019 Supporters Posted March 22, 2019 Brexit. English politics. Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine. Rogerborg and Druid799 1 1
Immortal Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Prisce said: Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine. Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you.
Albiscuit Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Why did the sperm cross the road? I had the wrong socks on.... I have a joke about my cock.. Never mind its too long!! Rogerborg and Immortal 2
E21A Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Prisce said: Brexit. English politics. Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine. My thoughts too, pretty sure I’d get banned ?
BibbsOnTour Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat ? Albiscuit and Rogerborg 2
Supporters Prisce Posted March 22, 2019 Supporters Posted March 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Robert James said: Seth's threads I read this and thought, when did Seth post a picture of himself, his clothes can’t be that bad, absolutely savage. Then remembered I’m on a forum.. and that’s what posts are called..??♂️ Robert James 1
Supporters Druid799 Posted March 22, 2019 Supporters Posted March 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Prisce said: Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine. Take it you’ve not spent a lot of time around squaddies or medics ? ?
Supporters Prisce Posted March 22, 2019 Supporters Posted March 22, 2019 46 minutes ago, Druid799 said: Take it you’ve not spent a lot of time around squaddies or medics ? ? Not a lot of time.... but let’s just say I have grossed enough people out with jokes over the years, some even I can’t repeat. Druid799 1
Guest Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much........ ........light blue whats brown and sticky........ ...... a stick whats white and sticky......... ......a white stick whats yellow and sticky........ ........custard !!!!! what’s red and doesn’t weigh very much....... ......pink
Guest DrAlexanderTobacco Posted March 27, 2019 Posted March 27, 2019 Where does a general hide his armies? Spoiler Up his sleevies
Philby21 Posted March 28, 2019 Posted March 28, 2019 On 27/03/2019 at 16:08, DrAlexanderTobacco said: Where does a general hide his armies? Reveal hidden contents Up his sleevies Roger De Courcey called, Nookie Bear wants to know where the royalty payments are for his ancient joke?? (dear god this dates me!! ?) Rogerborg 1
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted March 28, 2019 Head Moderator Posted March 28, 2019 Well... Rogerborg, Druid799 and Immortal 1 1 1
Albiscuit Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 22 hours ago, rocketdogbert said: Brexit Parliament
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