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I got two broken guns yesterday from that bb site that lots of people don't like, I like to try and fix things and see how things work. The rifle was a broken safety, the pistol is a faulty mag that I can't fix or don't know how too, its leaking from under the top rubber bit not valves, oh I like to spray things too lol

One of my mates is a dwarf, he’s a bit shy with women and a virgin. For his 25th Birthday his twin brother decided they’d go to Amsterdam. After a few drinks they decided it was time for Dave to finally get his end away so headed for a brothel. Dave found a lovely blonde girl, paid the fee and headed to the room. His brother did the same except picked a lovely red head. Dave and the girl sat on the bed but unfortunately he suffered a bit of stage fright and spent the whole time trying to get his limp dick to work. The whole time all he could hear was his brother in the next room grunting loudly and the occasional shout of “1, 2, 3”. After his failure Dave and his brother met up for a ‘celebratory’ beer to trade war stories. Dave came clean and admitted that he had been unable to get an erection. “You sounded like you were enjoying yourself though, you seemed to go on forever” said Dave. ”Fuck off, you had a better night than me.” Said his brother. “I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed.”

Made wood grips for the schofield tonight. Kimpoi doesn't make them unfortunately. It's a first attempt at doing them.

Tanchanka is coming along haha. My attempt at a Fall Partizan (the same camo I wear with my Tanchanka (tan-based Tachanka)) paintjob turned out decent, especially as all sources listed the four colors as black, brown, tan, and “loam”. So I had to blend paints to get that final color. All in all I’m happy with my first camo’d paintjob - everything else I’ve done has been worn monotones

Positive attitude:

Different times, different response

Chuck Norris has been in contact with Corona Virus. The Virus has been put in to quarantine for 14 days and is expected to make a full recovery.

Truth hurts

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Gota get one for my m24 !🤣🤣🤣

Knock knock Who’s there Ze Gestapo Gestapo who? VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS

A sloth gets mugged by 3 tortoises. The police ask him " what happened"? The sloth says "I don't know. It all happened so quickly!"

A guy joins the french foreign legion, gets promoted to captain and sent to a remote fort in the desert. On his first day he's inspecting the fort and sees a mankey, disgusting old camel sitting in the corner. He shouts out " sargent. What is this horrible creature doing here?" The sargent says " Well mon capitaine, the nearest town is 4 miles away and the men start missing women....if you know what I mean. So then they use the camel....." The captain stops him and says" thats disgusting! I will never use the camel like that! 3 months on and the captain is desperate for a screw. He shouts out "sargent bring that camel in here" so he dose. With that the captain drops his trousers and buggers the shit out out of the poor animal. When he's finished he calls for the sargent to take it away. He says " so sargent do the other men use the camel like that often?" The sargent replys "No, mon capitaine they ride it to town and use the brothel!"

To be Trumped...

The American healthcare system