Airsoft confessions

[proffrink]

I'm sure you do son.

[MxHaze]

Also yesterday i shot a guy who was clearly taking a piss and thought no one was around.

 

And i didnt just shoot him, i laced him up, all the while he's screaming "im going toilet' im going toilet" many a lol was had

[n1ckh]

Also yesterday i shot a guy who was clearly taking a piss and thought no one was around.

 

And i didnt just shoot him, i laced him up, all the while he's screaming "im going toilet' im going toilet" many a lol was had

 

Tell me your taking the piss & not being serious sunbeam ??

 

Cause if your serious, I doubt you'd be safe on a game day anywhere

[proffrink]

Well, aside from the fact that that's assault, I'd imagine he just fancies himself a master trole.

[Sitting Duck]

I was a twat at first game - still am

but a few like was that a hit, dead man talking etc......

mainly due to being so pumped up & excited at my first time

 

Please be gentle with me - I was a virgin....

 

After a very nooby ar$ehole first game I got it sussed and understood the basic guidelines etc....

Also helps though it ain't an excuse, if you turn up for morning briefing rather than like me

when I just showed up for afternoon walk on with little time for a run through on it all

 

The biggest lie as usual is me telling missus - this is deffo the last gun I need to buy

(along with the other lie - yes I am gonna sell the other one soon)

[n1ckh]

In my eyes (wether he's joking or not) there's humour & there's taking the piss, what he's said isn't humour & I hope for his sake he was trying to be funny as he's now tarnished himself & lost some credibility

[TheGrover]

For the love of God:

don't feed the trolls

[n1ckh]

Sorry groverner

 

I'll put the troll treats away

[MxHaze]

Tell me your taking the piss

No he was taking the piss, I was taking the shot.

[n1ckh]

No he was taking the piss, I was taking the shot.

 

Here we go, another joker ha ha ha blah

 

I suggest you don't comment on anything more until you grow up sunbeam

[Mr Monkey Nuts]

[MxHaze]

I suggest you keep your suggestions to yourself.

 

Id also suggest not getting lemon and acting hard on a forum when you're trying to take the moral high ground, it doesnt look good, 'sunbeam'.

[TheGrover]

Its too late. You've gone and fed ikle troll and now it keeps coming back for more treats.

[Fumps]

I once got told off for giving a whole pack of polos away during a team defense game.

[MxHaze]

Its worth baring in mind that you can only 'feed' A 'troll' with your own stupidity.

 

So, assuming im the 'troll' and your mate is 'feeding', you're inadvertently, calling your mate stupid.

[beastmode]

Who is this troll? we don't take to kindly to your kind around here.

[Bottledtorment]

Sometimes when I see people cheating I say naughty words under my breath and if they're really bad I let out a triple tap going from head to cock.

[Fatknees]

My wife thinks I only own 2 guns,m4 tm1911 it's more like

m4

Tm1911

We 7" dragon

Another 1911

Mp5k

Mp5

L85

Tri shot shotgun

And I just purchased a l86 a2 off a mate

Oops

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

Sniper/bolt action rifles are a useless bollocks 60% of the time

[n1ckh]

I suggest you keep your suggestions to yourself.

 

Id also suggest not getting lemon and acting hard on a forum when you're trying to take the moral high ground, it doesnt look good, 'sunbeam'.

.

 

The difference between you & me sunbeam is that i don't get kicks from stupid remarks on a forum & I also back up what I say in person

 

All you've done so far is prove your immaturity & by me feeding this 'cretinous, loutish, under educated fucktard' is boring me now YAWN

[Samurai]

Who is this troll? we don't take to kindly to your kind around here.

^^This

[skarra333]

[Colonel Kurtz]

I once got told off for giving a whole pack of polos away during a team defense game.

 

Was that to team-mates and you frivolously using team supplies or were you aiding and abetting the enemy?

[n1ckh]

Maybe he was a double agent ??

 

That scenario sounds a pretty good game idea, hunt down the traitor

[Fumps]

 

Was that to team-mates and you frivolously using team supplies or were you aiding and abetting the enemy?

To team mates.....problem was no one was paying attention due to the off oval confectionary treats I was giving out. I was told I was distracting the team.

 

He was a grumpy pants