Johnyboy1976 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Tactical Pith Helmet and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted July 2, 2021 Author Share Posted July 2, 2021 Hi all me again. No don't all groan at once.🙂 I've noticed recently that babies are the fastest-selling things in supermarkets. You see a lot of them in the trolleys, but I've never seen any on the shelves!🤔 regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York. Frightening stuff. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere. Diemaco, John_W and Shamal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 I am writing a novel about a dog sent to space to retrieve a lost ball but I was wondering, do you think it is too far fetched? 🙂👍 Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Apparently this goes against faceache community standards John_W, Cocha, Samurai and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted July 30, 2021 Author Share Posted July 30, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said: Apparently this goes against faceache community standards Haha. Like it 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted August 3, 2021 Author Share Posted August 3, 2021 My wife said to me last night that she had a bag of used clothes to give to the charity shop and can I take them up there for her. I said just throw them in bin it's easier. She said there were thousands of poor starving people in the world that would benefit from having them. Stupidly I said that anyone who can get into your clothes certainly ain't starving!! And that's why I can't make this Sundays game and why I'll possibly be walking with a limp! 🤕 Regards EDcase, GeorgePlaysAirsoft, John_W and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDcase Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Shamal said: My wife said to me last night that she had a bag of used clothes to give to the charity shop and can I take them up there for her. I said just throw them in bin it's easier. She said there were thousands of poor starving people in the world that would benefit from having them. Stupidly I said that anyone who can get into your clothes certainly ain't starving!! And that's why I can't make this Sundays game and why I'll possibly be walking with a limp! 🤕 Regards At least you didn't say that one of her dresses could help an entire family.... If used as a tent 😆 Edited August 3, 2021 by EDcase Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted August 3, 2021 Author Share Posted August 3, 2021 41 minutes ago, EDcase said: At least you didn't say that one of her dressed could help an entire family.... If used as a tent 😆 Haha. Gawd help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted August 4, 2021 Author Share Posted August 4, 2021 Electric car conversion advice. If you would like an electric car, I converted my old petrol car, using the motor from my tumble dryer. It works a treat and is very fast and efficient. However, the only thing I discovered is that it won’t go if the door hasn’t shut properly.😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnyboy1976 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 John_W and Dogsbody100 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted August 14, 2021 Author Share Posted August 14, 2021 I tried donating blood today. Never again! Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket? 🤭 Regards Zarrin, Monkman and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogsbody100 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 On 11/08/2021 at 10:58, Johnyboy1976 said: Fuck me this ones a bit deep 😂😂😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted August 14, 2021 Author Share Posted August 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dogsbody100 said: Fuck me this ones a bit deep 😂😂😂😂😂 As the gynaecologist said to the elephant 🐘......😄 Monkman and Dogsbody100 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted August 16, 2021 Author Share Posted August 16, 2021 Hi all 👋 Has anyone noticed that the spacing of the rungs on ladders has increased as the population get taller? I think it's down to climb it change. 😉 Regards Tactical Pith Helmet, Tackle and Monkman 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 Today I saw a car bumper sticker that said "I'm a veterinarian that's why I drive like an animal". It made me realise how many gynaecologists there must be on the roads Shamal and Tackle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted September 7, 2021 Supporters Share Posted September 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said: It made me realise how many gynaecologists there must be on the roads not as many as proctologists.... Cannonfodder and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnyboy1976 Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Cannonfodder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enid_Puceflange Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentle I wouldn’t pay £50 for a Lentle on my chest Rogerborg, Shamal and Cannonfodder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 I got home from work tonight and wife had left a note on fridge door. "It's not working" "I can't take it anymore" I'm going to my sisters". I opened fridge. LIght came on,beer was cold.....what the fuck is she on about?? 😉 regards Oneshotscott and Zarrin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 18, 2021 Author Share Posted September 18, 2021 Tackle and Zarrin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted September 18, 2021 Supporters Share Posted September 18, 2021 isn't this a thread for jokes not well established facts? Tackle, Rogerborg, Oneshotscott and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 27, 2021 Author Share Posted September 27, 2021 Don't you just hate it when you're sending a text, and you’re so rudely interrupted by a stupid jogger, bouncing off your windscreen Zarrin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 When you're going to the toilet for the first time after a week eating ration packs And when you're done Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Dave walked into the pub last night with a black eye. 'How did that happen?' I asked. Apparently, his wife asked him to make a bird table. She only came in at number seven. Shamal, EDcase, Zarrin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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