The Cursed Airsoft Guns Thread, or 'My Eyes, the Goggles do Nothing'

[Adolf Hamster]

inspired by this thread:

 

figured we could have a thread to take a long hard look at some of the more *ahem* questionable gun design choices out there in the hope of helping us appreciate in these troubled times that things could always be worse.......

 

so i'll start off with a couple:

 

the krytac SDP:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/krytac-alpha-series-sdp-aeg-black-p10693

 

for people who think you can apply the principles of a sawed off shotgun to anything.....

 

the g&g pirahna:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/g-g-airsoft-piranha-sl-gas-blowback-pistol-silver-p11776

 

just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

 

the g&g prk9:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/g-g-airsoft-prk9-rks-aeg-rifle-with-etu-p11482

 

forgive us father Mikhail, for we have sinned.

 

the lancer LT-33:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/lancer-tactical-lt-33-enforcer-proline-night-wing-skeleton-gen2-aeg-red-p11073

 

just because california compliance exists, doesn't mean the rest of the world has to deal with that crap

 

umarex race gun:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/umarex-elite-force-racegun-co2-pistol-p10751

 

i can't think of anything witty for that....

 

tm scorpion mod m:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/tokyo-marui-scorpion-mod-m-machine-pistol-aeg-p8980

 

an answer to a question no functional human being was asking

 

the g&p m870:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/shotguns-c46/m870-shotgun-medium-de-p6639

 

at least airsoft guns don't recoil.....

 

the FN 5-7

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/fn-five-seven-co2-pistol-p6451

 

every great band has to have that one song nobody likes

 

the ak21

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/nuprol-delta-ak21-black-p5769

 

for once i'd rather they'd not bothered and just made another m4 instead

 

the desert eagle 10"

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/tokyo-marui-desert-eagle-50ae-10-inch-barrel-gas-blowback-pistol-p2690

 

if Pinocchio was a gun......

 

the g&g crw cannon

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/tr16-crw-cannon-dst-blowback-gen-2-p1515

 

i mean i suppose at least they're not just glossing over the necessity of the buffer tube on an AR

 

i'd go to a different shop and keep going but i just don't have the mental fortitude left.....

[strykerles]

I have to disagree with the 5-7, love mine

 

totally agree with the prk9, it fugly 😂

[Adolf Hamster]

7 minutes ago, strykerles said:

I have to disagree with the 5-7, love mine

 

totally agree with the prk9, it fugly 😂

 

i knew someone would say that

 

 

[Tackle]

Why have I not seen most of them ?, it's not like I'm likely to forget them in a hurry🤢

[Adolf Hamster]

28 minutes ago, Tackle said:

Why have I not seen most of them ?, it's not like I'm likely to forget them in a hurry🤢

 

i can only assume that you have, but your mind has wiped the memory for the sake of your sanity.

[Asomodai]

Disagree with the FN57. Its a modern classic!

[PopRocket123]

I like pretty guns but my dad tends to make abominations. He's also cutting up an original TM G3 with the CA metal receiver for a HK21 PDW  

Edited March 12, 2021 by PopRocket123

[Adolf Hamster]

so the a4k7 is heretical, but i think the bow will stand well at the witch trial.

 

 

[alxndrhll]

40 minutes ago, Asomodai said:

Disagree with the FN57. Its a modern classic!

 

Counter Strike (and more recently Tarkov) taught me... well, very few things. But a love for the 57 is definitely one of them.

Edited March 12, 2021 by alxndrhll

[Speedbird_666]

I'm going to throw this one in the mix....

[Alimcd]

I feel like I was born for this thread. Rear sight replaced with grey Sig clone to cap it off 

Edited March 12, 2021 by Alimcd

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Alimcd said:

I feel like I was born for this thread. Rear sight replaced with grey Sig clone to cap it off 

Nope, that’s an awesome graphic novel space gat, sorry

[Adolf Hamster]

48 minutes ago, Speedbird_666 said:

I'm going to throw this one in the mix....

 

and i really wish you hadn't.....

[Speedbird_666]

2 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said:

 

and i really wish you hadn't.....

 

Well, you started it......😜

[concretesnail]

56 minutes ago, Speedbird_666 said:

I'm going to throw this one in the mix....

I bet its dsg built too...

[Adolf Hamster]

11 minutes ago, Speedbird_666 said:

 

Well, you started it......😜

 

yes the point was the gun was meant to be cursed, not the whole image!

 

meanwhile browsing gunfires catalogue:

 

the g&g pcc45:

https://gunfire.com/en/products/pcc45-submachine-gun-replica-black-1152229408.html

 

"i may have mixed too many bloods"

 

the src GGH0401

https://gunfire.com/en/products/ggh0401-pistol-replica-silver-1152215508.html

 

for goldfinger's lesser known, not quite as evil cousin two finger

 

the am006

https://gunfire.com/en/products/am-006-submachine-gun-replica-1152208286.html

 

to quote the prophet "a creature from the AWB lagoon"

 

the gpm92:

https://gunfire.com/en/products/gpm92-pistol-replica-hunter-green-1152222228.html

 

the new guy behind that presumably was immediately fired and sent back to Lamborghini

 

and the HX20101:

https://gunfire.com/en/products/aw-hx2101-double-barrel-pistol-replica-1152215370.html

 

because a normal double barreled 1911 is simply not garish enough.

[Druid799]

Two total abominations to me one is just so wrong and the other is universally loved but I for no reason absolutely detest it .

so 1st the P90 With a STANAG mag adapter , why ! ? ! just why ! ? !

2nd the Evo , like I said no reason I just detest the bloody things and just think they should ALL be destroyed with fire . 

[Adolf Hamster]

1 minute ago, Druid799 said:

so 1st the P90 With a STANAG mag adapter , why ! ? ! just why ! ? !

 

oh god i truly detest those, for people that love winding magazines but hate reloading......

 

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

The Race Gun has a kind of 'form follows function' logic to it.  Rather lose using a 1911 though...

 

The rest lifted a lid that I would have preferred stayed closed.  

[lukeB]

Anything with a clear plastic receiver

[PopRocket123]

9 hours ago, Druid799 said:

Two total abominations to me one is just so wrong and the other is universally loved but I for no reason absolutely detest it .

so 1st the P90 With a STANAG mag adapter , why ! ? ! just why ! ? !

2nd the Evo , like I said no reason I just detest the bloody things and just think they should ALL be destroyed with fire . 

But what if...?

[Jaylordofwaargh]

10 minutes ago, PopRocket123 said:

But what if...?

Still a hard no. But then almost any bullpup looks wrong to me. 

[Adolf Hamster]

3 hours ago, PopRocket123 said:

But what if...?

 

is it weird that part of me kind of likes that.......

 

although this does expose a pet peeve of mine which goes beyond just airsoft, which is the fashion for 3-d printing all the things.

 

3-d printing has its place but sometimes i think what happens is more of a "if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail" kind of thing.

[Hatchet]

I actually do like the look of that. Nicer than the DesertTech MDR (which we're still waiting on, Silverback).

 

Can see that if you'd spent £x hundred quid on a 3D printer that the natural conclusion might be to print all the things.

 

I'd also like to nominate the Kriss Vector in the "why would you do that?" category.

[Adolf Hamster]

17 minutes ago, Hatchet said:

I'd also like to nominate the Kriss Vector in the "why would you do that?" category.

 

my problem with the kriss, at least the airsoft versions i've seen (which are presumably trying to mimick the real thing) is it's the densest gun i've met.

 

you pick it up thinking "it's an smg how heavy can it.... hnnnngg"