Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Why is camouflage not spelled . Shamal, Skullchewer and Cannonfodder 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 22, 2022 Author Share Posted April 22, 2022 Lorry incident on A3. A lorry carrying a load of Thesauruses has jackknifed on the A3 and spilt its load. Witnesses are said to be aghast, stunned, shocked, flabbergasted, stupefied, taken aback, dumbfounded, amazed, astounded, dazed, bewildered, confounded, overwhelmed, perplexed…... Tactical Pith Helmet, Tackle and AirSniper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cannonfodder Posted April 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2022 Who says town planners don't have a sense of humour Shamal, Jacob Wright, Skullchewer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 I've floated my latest marsupial fighting series idea to my bank manager. If all goes well, Mortal Wombat will be on your screens soon. Skullchewer, AirSniper and Shamal 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 I'm starting to think that my Disney themed front garden is a bad idea. People keep taking the Mickey.☹️ Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Popular Post Druid799 Posted April 26, 2022 Supporters Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2022 Cannonfodder, Skullchewer, Tactical Pith Helmet and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Druid799 Posted April 26, 2022 Supporters Share Posted April 26, 2022 Cannonfodder, Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Enid_Puceflange Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 On 24/04/2022 at 12:07, Cannonfodder said: Who says town planners don't have a sense of humour I raise you - Bellenden Gardens 😂😂 Cannonfodder, Shamal and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullchewer Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Just found out my brother in law is a mime artist! He kept that quiet. Shamal, Druid799 and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I went to a wake today. I've been to several now; but none of them have worked. Skullchewer and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 28, 2022 Author Share Posted April 28, 2022 Well I gave up building houses a few months ago and got myself a wood lathe. I've been turning small religious figures. I enjoy it but just cant seem to turn a prophet 😉 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?” Shamal, Skullchewer and John_W 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 29, 2022 Author Share Posted April 29, 2022 Well in the current economic climate it seems that ladders and umbrellas are going up. And talking about ladders the spacing between rungs has increased. It's all to do with climb it change. Tactical Pith Helmet and Rogerborg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Not one to boast, but I had terrific sex last night with this girl I met in the pub. We both got barred by the landlord mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 7 hours ago, rocketdogbert said: Politicians Fixed it for you Tackle, Rogerborg and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Tried to watch one of those hard core tractor videos that are all the rage last night. I didn't make it past the trailer... Rogerborg, Skullchewer and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted May 3, 2022 Author Share Posted May 3, 2022 Talking of tractors. When I worked on a farm years ago my stock hearder was well into them. He collected models and magazines from all over the world. Every type and make from fordson majors to international harvesters. Then one day he said to me that that he was selling his entire collection. I was shocked! I never thought that one day he would be an ex tractor fan 🤪 Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted May 5, 2022 Head Moderator Share Posted May 5, 2022 Definition of a gag: a joke or funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted May 5, 2022 Supporters Share Posted May 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, Jedi_Master said: Definition of a gag: a joke or funny story. tbf most of the posts are jokes. just not very good ones..... Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted May 5, 2022 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, Jedi_Master said: Definition of a gag: a joke or funny story. Somebody should get trading standards on to Russell Howard then, painful to watch💩 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shamal Posted May 5, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 A couple knocked on my door this morning and gave me a lecture for over an hour about how good brown bread is better than white bread. It turned out they were Hovis Witnesses. Tackle, Tactical Pith Helmet, Jedi_Master and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tactical Pith Helmet Posted May 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 I went into the electrical shop and said to the guy, "I need a battery so I can tell the time" 'Is it for a clock" he asked. I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery" Jedi_Master, Tackle, Floperator and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 16 hours ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: I went into the electrical shop and said to the guy, "I need a battery so I can tell the time" 'Is it for a clock" he asked. I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery" Took me a while but I got there 😂 Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted May 6, 2022 Moderators Share Posted May 6, 2022 16 minutes ago, Shamal said: Took me a while but I got there 😂 LOL, glad it wasn't just me then🤔 Tactical Pith Helmet and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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