Tabitha Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 Something has been running through my mind for about a month since I saw a picture late at night from a Russian TV show / advert / news story? Basically, what I saw was what appeared to be a 15 x 15 man skirmish in a large internal and external demolished factory / hospital lab complex / series of large buildings like a campus. They were all kitted out in light camo gear and had decent looking equipment in terms of firepower. Now . . there isn't any other way for me to describe what went down but to just say it . . One of the teams had a male midget, almost 100% naked apart bua pair of boots, wearing only boots, run out of cover, run directly across the main 'coming together' open area, carrying a MASSIVE mini gun slung over his shoulder and what I think was a lit road flare/ firework sticking out of his butt. (its damn near smoked out gbf e). As best as I could tell, the naked midget was a decoy for one of the teams. Was it ethical to have a midget run around naked with a road flare wedged between his buttocks, as a distraction for the other side?
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted January 15, 2021 Supporters Posted January 15, 2021 ethics be damned, humour is plainly the victor in this scenario.
Albiscuit Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 I think all sites should have naked, mini gun using, bum crack flare smoking midgets!
Shamal Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Give me time to digest that scenario and I will reply tomorrow............?
AlphaBear Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Lockdown boredom.... that's all I;m gonna say.... it does strange things to ones mind....? Wait, was he by any chance classed as a speedsofter?
Chev Chelios Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 After searching high and low for said picture I have come up short. Please try and find said picture and post it.
Davegolf Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Worked for me back in the Goldeneye 64 days ?
Supporters Sitting Duck Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 Nick Nack - Golden gun etc...
Speedbird_666 Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 The 'woke' crowd will argue it's unethical to even use the word 'Midget', let alone sticking a flare up his arse and sending him forth with a minigun. But I want to see this show. It sounds hilarious.
Cannonfodder Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Personally I don't give a monkey's if it's ethical, I want to see it
Spartan09 Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said: Personally I don't give a monkey's if it's ethical, I want to see it same.. besides... its russia.ethics are a secondary concern... .... ethics dont really come into consideration... =P
Supporters TheFull9 Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 In airsoft? Yeah we all need the link or at least the name of the show.
Supporters Druid799 Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 16 hours ago, Tabitha said: Something has been running through my mind for about a month since I saw a picture late at night from a Russian TV show / advert / news story? Basically, what I saw was what appeared to be a 15 x 15 man skirmish in a large internal and external demolished factory / hospital lab complex / series of large buildings like a campus. They were all kitted out in light camo gear and had decent looking equipment in terms of firepower. Now . . there isn't any other way for me to describe what went down but to just say it . . One of the teams had a male midget, almost 100% naked apart bua pair of boots, wearing only boots, run out of cover, run directly across the main 'coming together' open area, carrying a MASSIVE mini gun slung over his shoulder and what I think was a lit road flare/ firework sticking out of his butt. (its damn near smoked out gbf e). As best as I could tell, the naked midget was a decoy for one of the teams. Was it ethical to have a midget run around naked with a road flare wedged between his buttocks, as a distraction for the other side? As a wise man once said “no picture ? It never happened !” There is no way on the face of this earth you can post something like this and NOT supply even a single Picture , it’d be like taping a family sized bag of mars bars to the outside of a window of an eating disorder centre !
Supporters TheFull9 Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 No that's perfectly acceptable, the Mars is a trash tier chocolate bar for people with no taste or appreciation for anything truly good in this world.
Spartan09 Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 31 minutes ago, TheFull9 said: No that's perfectly acceptable, the Mars is a trash tier chocolate bar for people with no taste or appreciation for anything truly good in this world. Hey... mars bars rule, ok Trash tier chocolate is a milka bar...
Davegolf Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 @TheFull9 once upon a time I’d have agreed, but since the Americans fucked Cadburys the humble Mars is a benchmark these days God I miss proper Cadbury chocolate. And original Honey Nut Loops while we are here
Cannonfodder Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Tommikka said: Chocolate. The only time something 2.5 inches long is called fun size
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, TheFull9 said: No that's perfectly acceptable, the Mars is a trash tier chocolate bar for people with no taste or appreciation for anything truly good in this world. you spelled snickers wrong *dons flamesuit and runs*
Tommikka Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said: Chocolate. The only time something 2.5 inches long is called fun size I didn’t know measurements could be so small (and that’s 2.5” of wrapper - under 2” of chocolate) 4 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said: you spelled snickers wrong *dons flamesuit and runs* Run? A marathon perhaps?
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Tommikka said: Run? A marathon perhaps? nice try but i see through your disguise
Supporters Druid799 Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 Back in the days of 58 webbing your Left ammo pouch was for magazines and the Right was for Mars bars ! Start of an exercise you’d go in to the NAFFI and ask for one or two mars bars AND the creature behind the counter would hand over one or two BOXES ! Lived on the bloody things ! ??
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted January 16, 2021 Supporters Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Druid799 said: Back in the days of 58 webbing your Left ammo pouch was for magazines and the Right was for Mars bars ! Start of an exercise you’d go in to the NAFFI and ask for one or two mars bars AND the creature behind the counter would hand over one or two BOXES ! Lived on the bloody things ! ?? i have a feeling i know what happened to the one guy in the squad who preferred fudge bars.....
AlphaBear Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Apparently the knickers bars are full of nuts. Oops typo. I meant snickers ??♂️
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