Macks airsoft dreamers of the week thread

[Druid799]

22 hours ago, AlphaBear said:

Geardos ?? sounds like an almost extinct species. ??. 

You may laugh but oh no ve are not extinct ! No ve are like ze secret nazi bases hidden in Antarctica and on ze dark side of ze moon , ve are vatching and vaiting and ve shall rise up and retake our rightful place as ze true master race of airsoft again and all who do not follow us vill pay !!!!!
“HAIL CRYE ! ?HAIL CRYE !?”
you have been vorned !?

Ps your name is at ze top of ze list ! 

[Super64]

https://prefired.co.uk/ads/we-tactical-glock-unique/
 

Here you go boys and girls, a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy this unique tactical Glockalike from WE. I’m guessing when he says unique what he’s actually talking about is the price, because every store has them and most of them are cheaper than this, especially when you add the £8 postage.

[Adolf Hamster]

23 hours ago, Druid799 said:

You may laugh but oh no ve are not extinct ! No ve are like ze secret nazi bases hidden in Antarctica and on ze dark side of ze moon , ve are vatching and vaiting and ve shall rise up and retake our rightful place as ze true master race of airsoft again and all who do not follow us vill pay !!!!!
“HAIL CRYE ! ?HAIL CRYE !?”
you have been vorned !?

Ps your name is at ze top of ze list ! 

 

Sie haben Staatsgeheimnisse preisgegeben, verlassen Sie Ihr Haus nicht, die Geheimpolizei wird in Kürze eintreffen

[BigStew]

57 minutes ago, Super64 said:

https://prefired.co.uk/ads/we-tactical-glock-unique/
 

Here you go boys and girls, a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy this unique tactical Glockalike from WE. I’m guessing when he says unique what he’s actually talking about is the price, because every store has them and most of them are cheaper than this, especially when you add the £8 postage.

what you know £119.99 new https://extremeairsoft.co.uk/shop/pistols/gas-pistols/we-cp1799-series-gbb-airsoft-pistol-ea-18/

[GenuineGerman]

4 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

 

Sie haben Staatsgeheimnisse preisgegeben, verlassen Sie Ihr Haus nicht, die Geheimpolizei wird in Kürze eintreffen

Gestapo oder Stasi?

[Shamal]

14 minutes ago, GenuineGerman said:

Gestapo oder Stasi?

Hey pack it in you two!

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[Adolf Hamster]

16 minutes ago, GenuineGerman said:

Gestapo oder Stasi?

 

Beide

[Cr0-Magnon]

Am I missing something on this one? £160 pistol which looks "well-used" plus an extra mag. Includes some gas (can you even post that?) and a holster for £80 more than the RIF retails for new?

 

If the holster is worth loads, I'd assume it'd be worth splitting instead.

 

 

 

[GenuineGerman]

8 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said:

 

Beide

Dann konnen wir jeder in den Tal der Ahnungslosen schicken ?

5 minutes ago, Cr0-Magnon said:

Am I missing something on this one? £160 pistol which looks "well-used" plus an extra mag. Includes some gas (can you even post that?) and a holster for £80 more than the RIF retails for new?

 

If the holster is worth loads, I'd assume it'd be worth splitting instead.

 

 

 

I think the money is in the holster, used they are normally around £100

[Adolf Hamster]

10 minutes ago, GenuineGerman said:

Dann konnen wir jeder in den Tal der Ahnungslosen schicken ?

 

 

in der Tat, denn sie wissen zu viel

 

also for the record my knowledge of german is 5% gcse, 2.5% random bavarian phrases and 92.5% google translate

[GenuineGerman]

33 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said:

 

in der Tat, denn sie wissen zu viel

 

also for the record my knowledge of german is 5% gcse, 2.5% random bavarian phrases and 92.5% google translate

Impressive nevertheless sadly I speak saxony German so no one understands me anyway haha 

[Druid799]

5 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

 

Sie haben Staatsgeheimnisse preisgegeben, verlassen Sie Ihr Haus nicht, die Geheimpolizei wird in Kürze eintreffen

 

Oh scheibe , es ist das schnelle bein der rozzers aus der hintertur , bevor sie dich packen und “dein geklautes sonnenlicht rufen .

[Adolf Hamster]

3 minutes ago, GenuineGerman said:

Impressive nevertheless sadly I speak saxony German so no one understands me anyway haha 

 

i recall it being described to me before i went to study in bavaria that learning german and going to bavaria was like learning english and going to glasgow

[AlphaBear]

Ach du Lieber Gott... ich mochete einen bier bitte. 

Loosely translates... Oh sod that i’d like a beer please. ?

 

Thats the extent of my German ?

[Druid799]

1 minute ago, AlphaBear said:

Ach du Lieber Gott... ich mochete einen bier bitte. 

Loosely translates... Oh sod that i’d like a beer please. ?

 

Thats the extent of my German ?

And a bloody useful phrase to know as well , ask any squaddie who served in the BAOR ! 

[GenuineGerman]

Only things you need to know in German 

 

ein großer Bier bitte 

wo ist der Puff? 

[Shamal]

Just now, GenuineGerman said:

Only things you need to know in German 

 

ein großer Bier bitte 

wo ist der Puff? 

Grab me a beer and where the fuck are me fags?

[GenuineGerman]

1 minute ago, Shamal said:

Grab me a beer and where the fuck are me fags?

Haha the first yeah the second not quite. Ask any squaddie who’s served in Germany and the how many brothels they have frequented ?

[Shamal]

4 minutes ago, GenuineGerman said:

Haha the first yeah the second not quite. Ask any squaddie who’s served in Germany and the how many brothels they have frequented ?

Naughty boys! I'm paying them to fight not wrestle with hookers!!

??

Regards 

[Druid799]

5 hours ago, Shamal said:

Naughty boys! I'm paying them to fight not wrestle with hookers!!

??

Regards 

What can I say ! We were lovers AND fighters ! ???

[Shamal]

52 minutes ago, Druid799 said:

What can I say ! We were lovers AND fighters ! ???

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[Guest]

It’s a classic,  massive price tag and no description ?

 

 

[Adolf Hamster]

He says if you want the full list then message him, but if he has the full list why not just post it in the ad?

 

I mean surely thats got to be less effort than sending the same thing peicemeal to people?

[Skara]

37 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said:

He says if you want the full list then message him, but if he has the full list why not just post it in the ad?

 

I mean surely thats got to be less effort than sending the same thing peicemeal to people?

This seems to be recurrent in the telegram groups I'm in.

"Selling full custom gnu, parts list in pm"

[Tackle]

53 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said:

He says if you want the full list then message him, but if he has the full list why not just post it in the ad?

 

I mean surely thats got to be less effort than sending the same thing peicemeal to people?

 

15 minutes ago, Skara said:

This seems to be recurrent in the telegram groups I'm in.

"Selling full custom gnu, parts list in pm"

The cynical old git side of me reads that & thinks "or did you recently buy it from someone else, & don't want to post up a fictitious parts list in case the last owner pops up & disputes it" ?.

Obviously that's just my cynical view & I'm probably wrong ?