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I thought it would be easy to balance a bottle of tippex on my head. I stand corrected.

Greedy boi 😉👍

That's scarey! 👍

Hi Art and welcome. (meat and two veg) Nice to have you on forum👍 Yep as @Tactical Pith Helmetsays one gun per pair of shoes,he is a very reasonable guy because I stretch it slightly and say one gun for every shoe.lol Enjoy the forum and try not to buy too much😉 Regards

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us”. Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here”. A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out: "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago"

Haha feel your pain fella. I took out six of my team in a narrow corridor. Oh how we laughed!!☹️

Agreed. Nasty ☹️

After a traumatic illness my doctor referred me to a peer support group. I didn't realise it would involve standing in the sea holding up a jetty.

Get to your room ya cheeky fecker.😂 I'm too old in the tooth to cheat now I would rather, willingly, take the hit and go and sit under a tree and have a fag and a natter😉 Regards

So are you saying that all the bravo team(1000) were cheating? I could mention incidents with delta and the others but I won't. But is there anyone here who can say they have never experience the issues you have described? It happens bud but please don't carpet bomb every player as a cheater. 👍 Regards

"Bit of dirty play, several times I had hits to the eyes, the bad actors tended to be Bravo group just like last year and the year before that" That's a bit of an unfair statement. Is it because we won 😂

Go to your local plumbers merchants they will have whole sets of assorted sizes 👍

Yep same thing happened once at the prison in old Pompey.£20 went missing. Boss man made the announcement that if it was returned all's well. It was returned. I vocalised that if the person that took it was known,then he/she should not be welcomed back.I recall that that opinion was met with mixed murmers. We invest a lot of money in gear and then just go off and leave it. Airsoft is built on trust and honesty and I for one would like it to stay that way.🙂 Regards

Likewise.

Great weekend at the nae🙂 Weather held for us and my gear didn't fail me so that's a bonus. Met some great characters,consumed some lovely food and drank ice cold beer. I won't go into a long narrative but it was a weekend to remember. Bought some bloc eyepro for £50 and wow! It stood up to the claim that it was antifog. Downside was that didn't get to meet @Skullcheweror @Enid_Puceflange.☹️ My hit count wasn't great,three hits over the weekend but walked probably 10 miles to get them! Lol. Lessons learnt so next year look out 😂 Regards

Hi bud and welcome to the looney bin 🙂 We use the ares alpha system and it's pretty good but signal dependant. Still run Comms as well for fast updates. Enjoy and call ya hits👍 Regards

When I was younger, I said to my dad: "Can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money?" He said: “Sure son, you go ahead". So I sold it.

Two more sleeps until national Airsoft event. 🤪

That sounds a bit harsh? ☹️

Go to the afuk classifieds and then choose for sale and select the gas pistols section. Don't forget to include a price for it👍 Good luck 🙂

Nice gun bud. Stick it in the classified section along with what you want for it👍 Regards

An eminent English doctor is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness He asks the first patient how he feels. The patient replies: “Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm.” The Englishman is confused, so he just smiles and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds: “Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit.” Even more confused, the eminent doctor moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant: “Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle.” Now seriously troubled, the eminent doctor turns to the guide and asks, “Is this a psychiatric ward?” “Nay,” replies the doctor, “This is the serious Burns unit"

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.