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  1. Shamal
    I paid a carpenter to make me a double bed, but the con man has only gone and done a bunk. It’s literally one thing on top of another.
  2. Shamal

    It was a tough choice and I battled long and hard,I tossed and turned and lost sleep. I was pulled every which way.

    Gun or Drone, Gun or Drone??

    Arrrrgh.....

    Drone won.

    Sorry guys ?

     

    Roll on some good weather ?

     

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    2. Skara

      Skara

      Which drone?

    3. Shamal

      Shamal

      It's a hubsan zino mini pro.

      Got the Mavic air but this one claims 40mins flight time. In practice it's probably about 30 mins though.

    4. ak2m4

      ak2m4

      @Rogerborg need one of those for the new ULEZ cameras going up in outer London ?

  3. Shamal
    My family have all gone onto a fruit only diet. I'm fed up with it. The fridge and the cupboards are full of it. It's enough to make a mango crazy!
  4. Shamal

    Just got home from having my colonoscopy.

    Fuck me!! Well he did,for forty soding minutes.

    I wasn't sure if I was coming or bloody going! ??

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    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      Haha. Yeah ok thanks.

      No sign of the dreaded big c.

      Had five polyps cut away and they will be sent for biopsy but the sodomist said they look ok ??

    3. Skullchewer

      Skullchewer

      Glad to hear it. That's where my thoughts went.
      To the big c I mean, not to your arsehole.
      Well....

    4. rj1986

      rj1986

      Was his voice muffled at any point?

  5. Shamal
    I was always very shy as a young man, so my friend advised carrying a pebble in my pocket and squeezing it whenever the shyness took me. Did it work you are wondering. Well I did feel a little boulder. ?
  6. Shamal
    My sister wasn't too pleased with the locket i bought her for her birthday. She'll be thankful when her blocked nose clears up though.
  7. Shamal
    Nice Swiss arms bag thingy though ?
  8. Shamal
    I've just seen a holiday advert on the TV "Book by 31st July and your children go free". I know the holiday industry's having a tough time, but I hardly think kidnapping kids and making televised demands like that is the way forward.
  9. Shamal
    I'm not saying my eyes are bad but I need glasses for sleeping?
  10. Shamal

    Hi guys.

    A shout out for help from anyone who is into computers and video editing.

     

    Ok the plot is this.....

    My wife is off on a cruise on the 5th August and while she is gone I have custody of her beloved fluffy tiger and mouse.

    Still with me?

    So what I want to do is send her a video of tiger and mouse suspended from my drone twenty meters above local cricket ground. This will freak her out and may mean a night or two in the spare room or at worse a&e.

    However I'm prepared to risk it ?

     

    The problem is that I lack the technical know-how to do this.

     

    If I were to take video of drone and pictures of tiger (nonky) and cheeser (mouse) would anyone be able to put them together in a believable video that I can send while she is in Turkey?

     

    Regards?

     

     

     

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    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      Haha.

       

      I know what you mean.

      I can't understand how she can get so attached to a stuffed toy

      And she can't understand how I can get so attached to a m92 lol.

       

      I've got the Mavic air. Great bit of kit but I'm after a hubsan zino mini pro.

    3. Dan Robinson

      Dan Robinson

      i've one of those Airs too.  Just wish I had the time to fly them.  Have a couple of the old basic Hubsans too.

       

      Shame Drones are  banned at most sites otherwise we could bomb the F out of the opposition.

    4. Shamal

      Shamal

      Yeah aerial ? bombardment. It will happen lol.

       

      I'm taking mine to the national Airsoft event. Not to fly over game zones but around the camping areas.

  11. Shamal
    How about axe throwing or rage room?
  12. Shamal
    Why does the camping worry you? I'm more a hotel person but a couple of nights under canvas is ok really.?
  13. Shamal
    Warning, never mix your metaphors. You could end up staring down the barrel of a double edged sword.
  14. Shamal

    Don't ya just hate it when the customer tells the tradesman how long a job will take!! ??

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    2. Colin Allen

      Colin Allen

      Architects!!!!  We are currently suing one of them.

    3. Skara

      Skara

      Yes please, sue him (yes I'm assuming gender) for me too please.

      Architects are my arch enemies (they try to steal my job thinking they're better because of their education, but then clients always pray me to fix their shit)

    4. Dan Robinson

      Dan Robinson

      A recent one I had was a consultant who designed a system for me to install.  I then had to correct this mistakes, after which I had to shoe into a tiny plant room extra equipment because of paranoia over things failing in years to come.

       

      Dude looks me in the eye and says "don't worry I have rendered everything in 3D and it all fits.

       

      Silly sod didn't 3D render my 6'7" 120kG (then) frame into the picture did he - nor all the shit that links all the equipment together.  It was like playing Tetris with a blow torch.

       

      Now I think about it - he still owes me £4K.  methinks a stroppy email is about to be sent.

  15. Shamal
    I’m off to the bank today to pay off my mortgage and all my loans and still have enough to buy a sports car afterwards. I’m so excited I can hardly put my balaclava
  16. Shamal
    When you say bought by mistake do you mean you were really after a three piece suit? Never buy suits after a night on the beer....it can go horribly wrong.? Only joking bud.? Yeah I think you can put it up in the classified section of forum but you may have to have some interaction with the forum first. Give it a go and see what happens. Good luck ? Regards
  17. Shamal
    Went to my local furniture showroom, The sales person said "This sofa will seat 5 people with no problems" I am wondering where am I supposed to find 5 people with no problems?
  18. Shamal
    Not really on the Friday. Most of that day is sign in and chrono. There will be some play.pistols shotgun if you want it and the kill house will be open. Regards If you can't find something then you are either blind or your wife has welded your wallet shut without you knowing ??
  19. Shamal
    Are you on blood thinners?
  20. Shamal
    Are you on blood thinners? Edit. Wrong person ?
  21. Shamal
    What about Friday,3pm by the saloon/chrono station?
  22. Shamal
    You will have no money left for trade stands. Your Dosh will be sucked from your pockets by the human vacuum cleaners before you hit the main arena.lol So much gear and so little time ? Regards
  23. Shamal
    That's a very late teenage spot! ??
  24. Shamal
    I won 2nd prize in a competition, they gave me a map of the night sky. It was a constellation prize
  25. Shamal
    Sad to hear that. Hope you managed to salvage a half decent game though?
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