Shamal

Yeah I agree with that. Even I wouldn't have the neck to offer that. Especially as a visible question. I would at least DM the seller.

Little known fact that bees were the last to emerge from Noah's ark, because he kept them in the ark hives.

Don't take the pisse! 😂

Haha. Well I enjoyed it lol.

The latter ☹️

Exactly that. I took my now, wife, for a birthday surprise to the south downs sporting club for her birthday. Two hours of clay pigeon shooting. It only took a couple of weeks for the bruises to fade...mine and hers! 😂

Now get to your room until you learn some respect 😂

🙂 Oops wrong person 🤪

Good evening and welcome to the golden shot. Look what you could have won......I gotta stop watching reruns of crappy game shows! Welcome to the mad house fella.🤪 Take it easy and don't get too many kills in your first game cause you won't be invited back!😉 Enjoy and call ya hits 👍 Regards

Just a spoilt rich brat an I'm not even looking at your silly collection 😭 Pretty good though.😉

I went to a charity bash organised by the R.N.L.I. today. It was amazing. They certainly know how to push the boat out

Can you wear a pair of m4's to work to earn money? No. Can you wear a pair of 1911's to the shops to get food for the table? No. Will a pair of sniper rifles allow you to get to the washing machine to wash your filthy clothes? No. Be prepared to have a reply for when these questions get fired at you cause they will 😂😂

I don't know if it's true but I heard that you had all your pockets surgically removed.😂😂

How about the tappet plate sprung. Not many choices left really 🤔

Bet it's off the arl.

I used to be a complete knob...until the accident....sorry, I don't want to talk about it.😂😂

That's a nice nit of kit but a hefty price tag. I think that even if it is cloned it's still gonna be very pricey. I need to invest in an ice suit and refrigerated helmet that'll mess with it.😂

One evening, Jesus walks into a flash restaurant with his 12 disciples following him in. The Maitre D greets him and says: “Good evening sir, how can we help you today?” Jesus responds: “Yes, we’d like a table for 26 please” The Maitre D looks confused for a second, before gathering his composure: “But sir, there are only 13 of you?” Jesus responds: “Ahh, yes…. but we’re all going to sit on one side of the table”.

I’ve just realised, I have one pair of running shoes but unfortunately I also own sixteen pairs of eating ones.

That address is on street view. It has a box trailer on drive with busfest written on it and some other writing.

What possible reason would anyone need to put tape on a frog??

All round yours for dinner then 😉

A wife sends her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband sent an answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Sometime later husband receives an answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now"

We didn't have much as kids but I remember one birthday was spent down the launderette. The highlight of the day was playing pass the Persil.