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You are a rif tech now.👍 Good work 🙂

Yeah well I gotta invisdible sheeld an, an, anyway my fingers were crossed so it don't count😋

I've just bought a book on how to overcome kleptomania. Well, I say bought....

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" Father: "What's the fucking difference?" Boy: "That's exactly what I said

Oh yeah, I've found my combat boots in the loft, and weighed 'em. 2.4KG for the pair. That's divers boots lol. You will know it after a day's skirmishing with them on🥵 Keep a look out on the bay cause viper boots do come up for sale now and again. You can get them for less than £70 but it takes some searching. I've only ever bought good condition used pairs for around the £25-30 pound mark. But honestly they are sooo comfy.👍

Mate don't pay a Kings ransom for boots just get some Viper v-cam double zip. Great for work,rest and play.👍

I went for a walk in the woods, late evening and saw this wise looking bird. But as I got nearer, it told me to clear off. I think it must have had irritable owl syndrome

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the garage in the backyard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the garage Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls. The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!" In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robbers and your dogs were eating them. "The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."

Hiya fella👋 Welcome to the Airsoft asylum 🙂 Glad to hear your disability is not stopping you having a go.Good on ya. My running and movement ain't that great either and I'm supposedly able bodied. Just take it at your own pace. Remember you are paying so it's your day,enjoy it.🙂 My advice....don't be shy,ask questions,talk to the guy next to you,we love to talk about kit.If you see a gat you like the look of,tell the person holding it,he/she will most likely pass it to you to have look. Let us know how your game day turns out👍 Enjoy and remember.....call ya hits😉 Regards

Ok. Yes seems like you had a lot of gear.☹️ Well welcome back 🙂 Hope you get some gear and start playing soon👍 Regards

You are not a new player or arrival. You have been a member longer than I have 😂

Went to a building supplies store to buy some new roofing materials. On arrival I discovered their stock was low. All-in-all a rather few tile journey

Yes mate go for it. Don't sell to under 18 and you should really check that the buyer has a defense or is a legitimate user. Just don't sell to anyone who you think might be a dickhead and might go roaming the streets with it. Regards

Thanks bud 😉

I dig You dig We dig He dig She dig They dig It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep

Do you mean Bolle cobra glasses? Hope I'm not being too forward but you say you had no fogging issues but how much do you sweat? 🤔 Regards

Laytex gloves. They have always kept me fingerprint clear. 😉😂 Regards

That's true. An aeg doesn't care what it's eating just so long as it's volts.

Picked up a Highlander 25ltr buckle up pack today from an army/navy store near me. Got him down from £45 to £35. Was after a Viper one but I must say that the quality/strength and attention to detail is spot on. It won't help me play any better but at least I can fill it with cake and sweets for when I'm sulking in the bushes! 🙂 Regards

My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to lie on the beach without marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.

A man received the following text from his neighbor: "I am so sorry Bob. I'm riddled with guilt and I have to confess.” I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again" The heartbroken man, enraged, went into his bedroom, grabbed his wife, and threw her out the back door. Then he locked the door. A few moments later, a second text came in: – Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife

You're gonna have to work with me on this one. Our local village hall is running a session of yodelling lessons. If you are interested in attending, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

Very um tropical. I think you poked those holes in the target with a pencil 😂😂 But it is a nice range 👍

Yeah me and Mr Tackle will pay a little visit. Well mainly Mr Tackle on account of me dodgy backbone innit.😂😂