Shamal

Seeing as a lot of people on here like gadgets I thought I would tell you about my latest gadget for the kitchen. When you use it,it plays Nocturne number 2 in E flat major. Yes it's a Chopin board.

You gave him pos feedback didn't you?

Hiya fella. Enjoy your new hobby 👍 Regards

It's like looking through the toy shop window when you were a kid and then looking in your pocket and finding tuppence. Lol.

I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant. I was just finishing up and thinking about getting the bill when this little old lady came up to my table. She said: “You are such a lovely boy, with beautiful manners. You are a credit to your mum and dad.” Then off she toddled. I said to the waiter: Excuse me, but who was that? He said: Ah yes sir: that’s your complimentary nan…

You can only get better 👍 My first attempt at soldering a deans connector onto a lipo saw me attaching the male half of the connector to the battery. I only realised as I took it out of the helping hands jig. Sparks and smoke prevailed. Oh how we laughed!☹️

Roll up,roll up. £2 a ticket. See the amazing Mr fixo and his fearless soldering iron and scalpel juggling act. Don't miss it!! 😉😂

Hi bud and welcome to the forum 👍 Good to have you on board. Enjoy your comeback into the sport🙂 I won't give you any advice on guns cause they are nasty,horrible things and I try to stay away from them but I dare say that there will be plenty of gun nuts on here that will give you some good advice😉 Enjoy and remember to call your hits. 👍 Regards Ares amoeba 013 is ok.

Agreed. Good advice. And look out cause there is some character selling a moody gunslinger bag or something in the classifieds.😉

A blonde woman walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a chocolate shake. The employee says, “Sorry miss but we are all out of chocolate. We have vanilla and strawberry.” She says, “Oh, ok then I’ll have a scoop of chocolate.” “Sorry, but there is no chocolate. Only vanilla and strawberry.” She thinks about it and then says, “Ok, then I’ll have a chocolate cone.” Frustrated, the kid behind the counter tells her, “I’d like you to spell ‘van’, like in vanilla.” V-a-n. “Ok, now spell ‘straw’, like in strawberry” S-t-r-a-w. “Now, spell ‘fuck’, like in chocolate.” She thinks about it for a second and then says, “There’s no ‘fuck’ in chocolate.” “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you! There’s no fuckin’ chocolate.”

Very nice. Not sure about the bipod in third picture. It looks kinda wrong.

Not an adder then

If a girl looked at me when I was in my twenties it was because I was up with all the fashions. If a girl looked at me when I was in my thirties it was because I was toned and muscular. If a girl looked at me when I was in my forties it was because I was experienced and debonair. If a girl looked at me when I was in my fifties it was because I looked distinguished and worldly wise. Now I'm in my late sixties and a girl looks at me, I look down to check that I have remembered to put my trousers on. ☹️

The next person that asks me for vodka, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch !

Yes a lot of gear there fella. As @JimFromHorshamhas said just bit the bullet and let folk know what you are hoping to get for it all. I understand you want to sell as a job lot but looking through the list I can see a couple of thing that I would maybe have a go at and I'm sure others would as well. I know it's a pain taking pics and describing individual items but that may be the way to go Good luck with sale though👍

That's completely normal in my world 😂

I can't believe my daughter is worried about me invading her privacy...well that's according to her diary.

Did you know Bugs bunny will not accept any Google files, he only wants to be sent WhatsApp docs.

That's what I was thinking. Perhaps a dremil or similar to lightly engrave markings on spring.

I know what you mean bud.I don't either. It's even worse when I start putting gear and guns on!😉

Two hillbillies are driving a big truck. They come to an overpass marked ‘MAX HEIGHT 14’6″’ One turns to the other. “Seth,” he says, “How high is this truck?” Seth says “You know that, Billy Jim Bob! This truck is sixteen feet tall.” So then Billy Jim Bob says “And what does that sign say?” Seth answers him “It says fourteen feet six inches.” “And how tall is this truck?” “I told you Sixteen feet!” Billy Jim Bob looks around carefully. “Well,” he says, “I don’t see a cop in sight. I say we go for it."

I think that if he came to my door on Halloween I would show him a fuckin' trick. How to make that silencer disappear.....up his own arse! Silly bugger ☹️

Yeah I agree with that. Even I wouldn't have the neck to offer that. Especially as a visible question. I would at least DM the seller.