Tactical Pith Helmet

For years I've given £5 each month to cats protection. I only missed two payments and the swine have come round to my house and broken my cats legs!

Jesus wept! 😃

Raspberries are worse for seeds. Melons are good for putting vodka in.

After weeks of trying to get an appointment, the doctor finally had a look at the annoying rash on my bollocks. I couldn't believe it. He just pushed his trolley away and carried on shopping!

Good luck whatever you do! As Omega says above, keep a basic kit if you can. I gave up angling at about twelve only to get the bug seriously at 39! I dug my gear out of my parents garage and really enjoyed myself. Same with golf. You could always do milsim/filmsims as crew to stay pottering around the game. You may find psg a bit easier to find sites for than mini gun if it's a struggle, but they don't let you wear camo!

I asked my friend John if being deaf held him back as a gynaecologist. 'No,' he replied, 'I'm dead good at lip reading.'

Looks like a practical design to me. Wires make more sense.

Uncle Bob was at the opticians. 'I got some semen in one of my pupils last week, will it cause me any harm?' Rather shocked the optician stammers out, 'Oh no, I'm sure that you'll be fine. ' 'Thank fuck for that,' says Bob, 'her parents were going to go to the school and the police. '

Best game I've had I months was using a sub 350 bolt. I was amazed at how far I could snap shoot with one slow BB. The tri-shots you mention are great.

Good luck with your new project mate.

Now buy a bloody lottery ticket!

I have played a few games with shotgun primary. It was frustrating in woodland, great for CQB. Given the price and performance of a CYMA these days an aeg is probably better. That said... the best woodland ambushes that I pulled off with the shotgun are still vivid in my mind seven years later.

I was told that I have my mother's eyes today. Strangest will I've ever heard!

'Concretesnails slimeline series, a range of muculiginous airsoft products for the discerning player.' It has a certain ring to it tbh.

Just lost my job as a massage therapist. My boss said I rubbed people up the wrong way.

Shotguns have 'pins' not screws. The sides of the slots are cut parallel rather than cheese wedge. If using screwdrivers be extremely careful about having them cam out. Looks like a good job mind.

Interesting stuff. That Iceni coin looks similar to Byzantine examples that I have seen. I would be a terrible historian tbh. The temptation to go full on von Daniken for my own amusement would be too much.

A Freudian slip is actually when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

It is possible to remove the inner on the ASG mod but you have to break the glue that is applied to the threads in order to get into it. That was the case on my lads anyhow.

So what was Pliny's view of Ctesias's account? IIRC there are accounts of Britons stiffening their hair into clumps/spikes with lime and clay. Certainly the original dreads were created that way by Saddhus, so a possibility at least.

What do psychoanalysts wear around the house? Freudian slippers...

I used the same myself when starting. The tan just ads to the contrast and pallete. Hardly matters with a bright white physog and a red armband etc as far as camo goes surely?

Not a fan of making things compulsory myself, but... It can spoil the atmosphere when an adult player looses a tooth and gets pissy about it. There are enough options out there for decent facepro tbh; and moaning about the results of one's own decisions is a bit un-manly IMHO.

That's the spirit!