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Tactical Pith Helmet

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  1. I was told that I have my mother's eyes today. Strangest will I've ever heard!
  2. 'Concretesnails slimeline series, a range of muculiginous airsoft products for the discerning player.' It has a certain ring to it tbh.
  3. Just counted my rifs...  thirteen plus the never used pistol.    

     

    Sounds bloody unlucky to me,  so the search for a PPSh is back on.  

     

    I clearly remember working out how much I would save buying a CM16 rather than renting one when I started out.   What the bastard fuck happened? 😳   

    1. Shamal

      Shamal

      I've got one.

      I'm looking after the other eight for a friend😉

      It works lol.

       

      Regards

       

       

       

    2. Adolf Hamster

      Adolf Hamster

      Agreed, 13 is an unlucky number, better sort that out quick

  4. Just lost my job as a massage therapist. My boss said I rubbed people up the wrong way.
  5. Shotguns have 'pins' not screws. The sides of the slots are cut parallel rather than cheese wedge. If using screwdrivers be extremely careful about having them cam out. Looks like a good job mind.
  6. Interesting stuff. That Iceni coin looks similar to Byzantine examples that I have seen. I would be a terrible historian tbh. The temptation to go full on von Daniken for my own amusement would be too much.
  7. A Freudian slip is actually when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
  8. It is possible to remove the inner on the ASG mod but you have to break the glue that is applied to the threads in order to get into it. That was the case on my lads anyhow.
  9. So what was Pliny's view of Ctesias's account? IIRC there are accounts of Britons stiffening their hair into clumps/spikes with lime and clay. Certainly the original dreads were created that way by Saddhus, so a possibility at least.
  10. What do psychoanalysts wear around the house? Freudian slippers...
  11. I used the same myself when starting. The tan just ads to the contrast and pallete. Hardly matters with a bright white physog and a red armband etc as far as camo goes surely?
  12. Not a fan of making things compulsory myself, but... It can spoil the atmosphere when an adult player looses a tooth and gets pissy about it. There are enough options out there for decent facepro tbh; and moaning about the results of one's own decisions is a bit un-manly IMHO.
  13. How many psychoanalytic therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to enthusiastically screw the bulb, one to firmly grasp the penis, sorry, I meant ladder....
  14. These are noisy as hell in the standard holster. I found two for about a tenner somewhere, possibly TG, not that they're an option at the minute. Worth looking around though.
  15. I just broke off my engagement to the local baker. Charming girl but far too kneady.
  16. To echo Badgerlicious, tape is handy, sticky backed velcro is the final solution sometimes, sort of thick tape on steroids. Thus far no M4, L85, or M16 has failed to respond to the lads painstaking tape it the fucking max approach. Aesthetics are however another matter...
  17. I have lightly reworked a trigger guard with a dremel and wet and dry. Worked OK.
  18. I attached a lanyard to mine by drilling a hole through that nub at the base of the pistol grip. Putting it on the trigger guard fouled the trigger.
  19. My lad came home from school with a bloody nose today. 'Where the hell did you get that from you fucking psychopath?' I asked him.
  20. Good write up. Shame about the moaning bastards. I never understand playing when not prepared to enter into the spirit of the game.
  21. My girlfriend's dog died, so I bought her another one that was exactly the same. You can't please her though. 'What the fuck am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?' She screamed.
  22. Just noticed two lumps on my car battery, so I have had them tested. Hope it's not terminal.
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