Tactical Pith Helmet

How many psychoanalytic therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to enthusiastically screw the bulb, one to firmly grasp the penis, sorry, I meant ladder....

These are noisy as hell in the standard holster. I found two for about a tenner somewhere, possibly TG, not that they're an option at the minute. Worth looking around though.

I just broke off my engagement to the local baker. Charming girl but far too kneady.

To echo Badgerlicious, tape is handy, sticky backed velcro is the final solution sometimes, sort of thick tape on steroids. Thus far no M4, L85, or M16 has failed to respond to the lads painstaking tape it the fucking max approach. Aesthetics are however another matter...

I have lightly reworked a trigger guard with a dremel and wet and dry. Worked OK.

I attached a lanyard to mine by drilling a hole through that nub at the base of the pistol grip. Putting it on the trigger guard fouled the trigger.

My lad came home from school with a bloody nose today. 'Where the hell did you get that from you fucking psychopath?' I asked him.

One of my favourite toys.

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Good write up. Shame about the moaning bastards. I never understand playing when not prepared to enter into the spirit of the game.

My girlfriend's dog died, so I bought her another one that was exactly the same. You can't please her though. 'What the fuck am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?' She screamed.

Just noticed two lumps on my car battery, so I have had them tested. Hope it's not terminal.

Thinking about it, neither did mine.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of a second hand one either tbh.

I have 'ahem' many CYMA AKs, all have standard hops and gears. I swap a BW 'fet between them. The barrels are not too bad tbh, but can be bettered, the rubbers are a bit crap and best replaced. You can nip the hop adjuster up when set and then forget it if you stick to one BB weight.

Sad news. My mate Dave hanged himself at that new modern art gallery in town. Took three weeks before someone realised that he wasn't an exhibit.

It certainly does at a funereal.

I laugh at the banter, but bust ribs do flaming hurt. Mine took a couple of months to heal too. They clicked like castanets at first. I did actually play with them broken, but I only walked and didn't run.

Hi! You can find a load out thread with hundreds of pics in the gear section. There are also several threads on good starter rifs. Double Eagles new range get a lot of recommendations, as do G&G for M4 platforms. I wouldn't be too focused on a metal body, pot metal is not necessarily stronger or weightier than decent polymer. If you say what kind of site you play at, it might help with suggestions. Hi! You can find a load out thread with hundreds of pics in the gear section. There are also several threads on good starter rifs. Double Eagles new range get a lot of recommendations, as do G&G for M4 platforms. I wouldn't be too focused on a metal body, pot metal is not necessarily stronger or weightier than decent polymer. If you say what kind of site you play at, it might help with suggestions.

Nasty cut to say the least. Glad you were attended to so well. I think that a link to this ought to go on the thread about wearing a helmet in game.

If you fancy a particular era/game, then check out Facebook. I play with a very loosely organised 'team' in themed games. We just turn up and play, and over time you gel with certain other regular players. Cold War themed games are a great way to start. Gunman and Octo8 are probably the easiest to start with. Both have fb pages. Sierra Bravo do some great themed games in Kent.

Looking at Uttings site just now, the case I have seems to have been discontinued. I did note though that the Rapier metal case is only £20/£30 more than the Nuprol. Not sure on sizes, but the ally cases are buy once and forget about. I've had mine for years. Might be worth a look.

Some people swear by a 70deg rubber, but I've never managed to get one to work at sub 350. I have used a plain G&G nub with an ML but they seem to work better with the omegas that they are designed for.

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