Tactical Pith Helmet

If they're sold as airsoft lipos you're fine. I found a big lipo for my support weapon and didn't realise that it was wired 'wrong' for aegs. I got bloody confused with my new charger at first. I found that the manual over complicated everything. Youtube vids made much more sense and showed how simple everything actually was.

Be careful buying batteries as I got caught out and confused by RC batteries when I first used Lipos. I did not know about swapping the connections round.

You not at Diggers on Saturday?

I went to the doctor today. The issue is that I can't pronounce the sounds F and TH. 'But I do my best to get by,' I told him. 'You can't say fairer than that,' he replied.

Sad news that a woman has died after an accident involving her obsession with taking her own picture alongside boiling kettles. Psychologists claim that she may have had serious selfie steam issues.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

My clone B6 has behaved impeccably for years. I can get a whole day out of a 1000mAh LiPo no worries with the gun set to single shot burst. Stick with 7.4s. I use 1500s for most games, the cheapest on Evilbay. I tend to charge everything in a lipo bag, in my line of sight. Standard NiMhs are shite in comparison.

Canapé: a term describing a bankrupt Scotsman.

A sports therapist who lives near me has just been arrested for drug dealing. Just goes to show that you never really know a person. Five years I've been going to see him and I never even knew he was a sports therapist.

I've used security flathead bits as valve keys before now. Used very very carefully, but it was possible.

Bulldog are rebranded SRC I do believe. I think it's only the ETU model that is full auto only.

Cheers for the info. More food for thought. They always say 'don't look through a scope that you cant afford.' Sounds like the same may be true of milspec earpro... I'll add that I've an unused Zeiss scope in my wardrobe that I could never afford again, but have never put on a rifle. The minute I get rid of it I'll inherit a H&H from a long lost uncle though.

I use Howard Leights with the radio plugged in to them. I'm tempted to upgrade from what Groot has said. That said, I seem to have directional hearing with no probs in the HLs. I'll have to see if I can try a pair of milspec jobs.

German jokes - they're no laughing matter.

Never big on the Clash. I was listening to The Dicks - Hate the Police before I played the vid. Bit of Oi might go with airsoft better.

It certainly does light up. Not necessarily on the POI though... I'll fit it to something and see how far out it is at some point.

Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday!

If the gun is standard you may get higher fps by improving the airseal or fitting a tighter bored barrel.

Is Sabotage still going near MK? I had a damn good day out there a couple of years back. You won't go far wrong with a G&G M4 Ranger. It's just that other brands have got a lot better than they used to be. G&G have not got worse quality wise. I wouldn't pay too much for a first rif. When you get a few games under your belt and have a play with other people's toys, you may decide that you want something else or loadout specific.

Cheapest 'reflex' on EBay. No windage or elevation and a simple reticle. Bloody silly thing just for looks I suppose. I did buy it mainly from the point of curiosity. Which is lucky...

I mount a big Ledray on the left of my shotgun. I use my thumb on the end cap. I find that it's not just mounting position that effects shadows, but the height of the torch mount and tightness of the beam too.

Scientists in Texas have discovered the leading cause of dry skin. They're called towels.

I went into the electrical shop and said to the guy, "I need a battery so I can tell the time" 'Is it for a clock" he asked. I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery"

Several of the kit guides I've seen are basically adverts for a specific shop or shops. A decent independent kit guide would be useful I think.

That's how the pros do it.