Tactical Pith Helmet

I've floated my latest marsupial fighting series idea to my bank manager. If all goes well, Mortal Wombat will be on your screens soon.

They're never happy... Miserable cunts.

5.56 can remain a standard too. It's horses for courses. The and a are different subjects.

There were millions of 7.62 around when the 5.56 was adopted. I expect that the US is able to impose its will still.

Displays of cynicism have to be accurate...

Why is camouflage not spelled .

It's interesting that its chambered in what is basically a necked down .308 case and uses a 135 or 140gr .270 calibre bullet. That's a hundred years old bullet design, albeit at a huge case pressure. Jack O'Connor would be proud.

The compensation value is £100 max IIRC if sent RM. Apart from that you're fine.

You don't need patches. Take me for example. I've given up smoking loads of times.

Many moons ago I was involved in a 70's themed gangster film. Due to a sudden burst of summer rain, we all ran under the shelter of a concrete canopy that housed a couple of cashpoints at the front of the local Natwest. As we waited for the rain to stop, one of the actors pulled out his revolver and asked me to see why the hammer was broken. At that precise moment a Group 4 van pulled up to deliver or pick up some cash. The driver and passenger thus found some bloke in a baby shit yellow safari jacket, afro wig, Zapata moustache and aviator shades waving a pistol around... I quickly pulled the binbag from our camera and shouted that we were making a film. They alighted from the van and had a good swear at us for giving them a heart attack. These days I expect we'd all have been in deepest shit. We felt lucky to have avoided any back then.

@Boogiez I think you mean minimum age limit rather than age limit my friend. Shamal is several times seventeen. 😉 I will have a look at your website. I am looking for an overseas game this year. Good luck with yours!

A gunsmiths trigger pull tester is very similar.

I've used prop guns in films. No way I'd want to use anything that could actually shoot.

Nicola Sturgeon is apparently being spoken to by the police about leaving the house without a mask. I know she's no oil painting but I think it's a bit harsh.

Someone has glued my pack of playing cards together! I don't know how to deal with it.

Make sure that it's what you want to buy. Sounds obvious, but selling on an unused rif is a PITA. Have you tried an example of what you're buying? Do you need it for a particular style of gameplay or loadout? If it's a first rif, factor in ease of tinkering if you are by nature a tinkerer. M4 platform is pretty easy, especially with a QD spring. You'll never want for mags etc either with a common platform (hopefully).

I hear that Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Kim...

It does come with the original box...

Whenever my Uncle Bob gets angry, he plays his bongos in the loft until he calms down. It's all a little drum attic if you ask me.

I did a stand up routine for a talent show once. I had a damn good joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set.

What do you call a man without a dog? Dogless...

Fencing style masks seem popular for kids. They are not suitable for wearing with specs though. If you want plastic rather than mesh, Delta Mike style facepro and goggles is good. Loads of options if you look through pics of people playing/ load out pics. Enjoy yourselves!

I have seen some loon do similar. He looked happy enough. Go for it.