Supporters Ian_Gere Posted October 27, 2014 Supporters Posted October 27, 2014 I mean... he's just so fucking cheerful!
Supporters M_P Posted October 27, 2014 Supporters Posted October 27, 2014 Only if he was cooked on a bear grill. Ian_Gere and JamesAirsofterAgent 2
joshcowin Posted October 27, 2014 Posted October 27, 2014 this sums him up all together funny as Airsoft-Ed and Ian_Gere 2
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted October 27, 2014 Author Supporters Posted October 27, 2014 I swear, 3hrs with Mr. Grylls in a survival situation, I'd have to kill meself or him. No Bear, Idon't want to make the best of it... I'm English, I'm not doing anything before I've had a massive whinge (and so are you, you fucking weirdo!) and then, whatever I do, it will be accompanied by copious amounts of further whinging.
team flex Posted October 27, 2014 Posted October 27, 2014 what about drinking piss though? he seems to like it... He is pretty fucking weird Ian_Gere and JamesAirsofterAgent 2
Supporters sp00n Posted October 27, 2014 Supporters Posted October 27, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDCNJdeM9PE&list=UUWXCrItCF6ZgXrdozUS-Idw edit:- would someone please tell me how you turn this into an embedded screen thingy team flex 1
Russe11 Posted October 27, 2014 Posted October 27, 2014 You right click on the video and select copy video URL in Youtube. Then just paste it in here.
Supporters sp00n Posted October 27, 2014 Supporters Posted October 27, 2014 You right click on the video and select copy video URL in Youtube. Then just paste it in here. wooohooo thanks russ Monty 1
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted October 27, 2014 Author Supporters Posted October 27, 2014 ...really Bear? It looks fucking horrendous and it actually tastes it too? Well why so fucking pleased with yourself then? sp00n, Esoterick and team flex 3
Supporters Lozart Posted October 31, 2014 Supporters Posted October 31, 2014 ...really Bear? It looks f*cking horrendous and it actually tastes it too? Well why so f*cking pleased with yourself then? Those bits always remind me of that part in Crocodile Dundee. You know? The "you can eat it.....but it tastes like shit" part.
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted October 31, 2014 Author Supporters Posted October 31, 2014 I don't actually remember much of Crocodile Dundee, just the bit where he stops dry shaving with a Bic and gets his fuck off knife out to carry on... Bear Grylls wouldn't do that though - he'd find some kind of plant that melts your face off... Airsoft-Ed 1
Supporters Finius Posted October 31, 2014 Supporters Posted October 31, 2014 If your wring-out Bear Grylls, does camel piss come out? Ian_Gere 1
AK47frizzle Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 Hi i'm Bear Grylls and this is my partner Wolf Stirfry.
Snowdrop Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Generally bear grylls is poor. Whilst I admire him for being the chief scout and thinking that will do a lot for the promotion the group, I find most if his shows crap, and far prefer Ray Mears who blends interesting stories into his programme as well as the ability to whittle up a mansion with nothing more than a bit of flint and some bamboo, the provide a three course hot meal, with no hint of drinking your own piss Ian_Gere and Esoterick 2
GiantKiwi Posted November 5, 2014 Posted November 5, 2014 Generally bear grylls is poor. Whilst I admire him for being the chief scout and thinking that will do a lot for the promotion the group, I find most if his shows crap, and far prefer Ray Mears who blends interesting stories into his programme as well as the ability to whittle up a mansion with nothing more than a bit of flint and some bamboo, the provide a three course hot meal, with no hint of drinking your own piss Yeah, but apart from the first few seasons of Ray Mears, he was camped out in 5 star hotels overnight
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted November 5, 2014 Author Supporters Posted November 5, 2014 Yeah, and TBH Ray Mears is a bit too in love with the whole 'noble savage' malarky for my taste. I mean, yeah, for sure there's a lot to be said for communing with nature stylee an ting, but the plain fact of the matter is that indigenous tribes people have hard lives and poor life expectancy because they have to work bloody hard pretty much all day every day just to feed themselves and when things go wrong medically, they have very few options. Whilst that may well leave a lot less time and energy available for existential angst, it also leaves little to no time for contemplating the beauty of life, which kind of invalidates the basis of the 'love affair' itself, in as much as it takes the very technological society we come from in order to appreciate the value of the 'simple beauty' of their lives, if you see what i mean... Reminds me of a story I heard about some travel writer visiting Australia who got himself invited to go hunting with some aborigines: they set off into the bush in a ute (no doubt wearing stubby strides, with a few tinnies in the cooler, a barby in the back, and heading for the bilafukinbong) and one of them shouts, "Roo!" So the driver swerved off the track and ran the fucker over - an hour later they're all eating roo steaks round the fire... and our protagonist is feeling decidedly let down
Steelrain Posted November 6, 2014 Posted November 6, 2014 Rays mears + Bear grylls = celebrity deathmatch?!
Snowdrop Posted November 6, 2014 Posted November 6, 2014 Grylls, I think likes the taste of his own piss too much!
JamesAirsofterAgent Posted November 6, 2014 Posted November 6, 2014 You right click on the video and select copy video URL in Youtube. Then just paste it in here. What about on ipad?
Steelrain Posted November 6, 2014 Posted November 6, 2014 https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2yc_Mkj7jwNPltGVAzUdzmYRq_v6QJvfN7T0KQTl2YNQqG7oJAQ
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