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  1. Shamal
    Two ants on top of a cornflakes box. One is running like the clappers around the top.the first ant stops him and says "what the hell are you doing" the other ant replies" well it says tear around dotted line" From the same era as the flies in a saucer.😂😂😂👍
  2. Shamal
    Seems to me like you may have a short somewhere. I've never know batteries to 'spark' when connecting. 🤔 Check all the wiring for worn or bad insulation. Regards
  3. Shamal
    Omg! Barrel,scraping,bottom. 😉😂😂
  4. Shamal
    I went to my Doctor and asked for help because I’m getting married soon and I can’t get over my fear of wedding vows, I was hoping he would know of a cure. He replied with “I can’t say I do” And I thought “oh no, not him as well!”
  5. Shamal

    God bless ya Queenie. Good job done. Now have a well earned rest.

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    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      Yeah it's a sad day. Nobody will ever live up to her rule. 

      Sleep well Madge.

    3. Rogerborg

      Rogerborg

      I'm not a fan of the institution, but what an astonishing human being.  Born into a long lifetime of relentless, constant public service and scrutiny that she never asked for, she buckled down and just did the job, never said one word of complaint, never made one gaffe.  Stoic and cheerful to the end.  We'll never see the like again.

    4. BigBell1987

      BigBell1987

      Never really been a royalist, never followed much about them so I felt indifferent at the news last night yet for some reason today I feel something, not pain or sadness kinda like I feel I lost something what I knows important but can't quite remember what it is exactly. Odd.

  6. Shamal
    Best tip I can give is to have a gander at @GAMBLE. He is on this forum and on the tube thing. He will be able to give you plenty of hints and tips regarding guns and equipment plus action videos to get you playing like a veteran 👍 enjoy your new hobby and call your hits 🙂 regards
  7. Shamal
    Went swimming the other day and had a cheeky pee near the deep end. The lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!!
  8. Shamal
    I think it's the same one 🤔
  9. Shamal
    By that point it's already gone wrong! ☹️
  10. Shamal
    One of the pics says UK size eight l. They do look bigger though 🤔
  11. Shamal
    Somebody rang me earlier, sneezed a couple of times then hung up. These cold calls are really annoying.
  12. Shamal
    I will let you off this time. I normally do the @GAMBLEplug but I was washing my hair.😉😂 Regards
  13. Shamal
    Perhaps it would be easier if you buy one in England 🤔 Regards
  14. Shamal
    100 years ago nearly everyone had a horse and cars were for the rich. Today nearly everyone has a car and horses are for the rich. My how the stables have turned. 🤪
  15. Shamal
    It's not hi it's hit. Practice that word cause you will be saying it a lot! Lol. Good to have you aboard the good ship Afuk.🙂 Have fun and remember to call your Hi's....I mean hits. 👍 Regards
  16. Shamal
    If you boil a funny bone for two hours you will get a laughing stock.
  17. Shamal
    Just a little heads up for what it's worth. My mag release mech came apart at the nae/naf and I lost the spring. Have fixed it now with the spring from the battery box of solar powered lights.(I'm a tight arse lol). Works a treat. Although Mrs shamal won't be pleased!! 😉 Regards
  18. Shamal
    Have a look at some of my block work. That'll make you chuckle.😮 😂😂
  19. Shamal
    I would say that an Airsoft pistol as a prop is not really strong enough or shaped correctly. Get some bricks and timber they are much better as props. I know cause I'm a builder and I would never use a pistol.👍
  20. Shamal
    Yeah. The other four didn't give a fuck.😂😂
  21. Shamal
    Must admit you look younger than I imagined.😂😂👍 Regards
  22. Shamal
    Present. I bought my friend a present of an elephant for his room. He thanked me for the gift, but I told him “not to mention it”.
  23. Shamal
    I have just been watching a Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart. …. But I’ve got no idea how he got into my house 🤔
  24. Shamal
    Yeah that was me.i had to borrow extra mags! Hope he is ok though 😂😂
  25. Shamal
    Hi fella.👋 That name rings a bell but can't quite remember from where but it will come to me lol. Welcome to the pit of pain and poverty. You will find out! When I started I had a stick and a torch. Now I've got two torches and,hello dear,um one gun (10)😉 Yeah good idea. Open doors,listen in and accumulate the ready flow of knowledge within. Don't ask me though. Lol Check out @GAMBLE on the tube. You will learn a lot. enjoy and call your hits. 👍 regards
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