Shamal

Working in the local Glue Factory, I’ve noticed they are very strict, they have very specific rules you have to adhere to.

Sorry to hear that you felt that the nae/naf was a wasted weekend. What would you have been doing that you gave up in favour of the event? I only ask as a means of gauging how disappointed you were by forgoing an alternative activity. I guess it depends how you expect the weekend to go or if you have preconceived ideas that don't quite pan out. We have been going for seven years now and I have never failed to have a great time and to come away smiling and looking forward,god willing lol,to the next one. Ok so some people like to have a drink get loud but I've never seen any nastyness unlike any weekend in a large town after the pubs turn out. The game play is as good as you want it to be. Missions and objectives are well thought out and fully explained in your game pack and it's your choice how you want to play them. Hit taking is no worse than many sites around the UK.I can say that anybody I hit over the weekend called it and verbally acknowledged a good kill. Another plus point for me is the vast amount of items for sale at great prices. I love a good haggle lol. Regards

Haha. That's right,grow old outrageously. When you don't look forward to a game day or it becomes a coin flip with the local zoo then maybe that's the time to hang up your holster. Until then......game on! 👍 Regards

If there are that many how come I can't even find one 🤔

I went to see the doctor and he told me he was sending me to see a cardiologist. But I don't think there's anything wrong with the one I was wearing.

Did you know, if you have a sore back and you rub some olive oil and a bit of sea salt into it, it will feel instantly greasier and grittier!

That wasn't tape...it was a tracking tag lol 😉

Yes camouflage is on my list as well. I drive right past it most days. My grandson is only ten minutes away as well so I keep nagging him to join and invite me down lol. Pleased that you and your son had a good time.👍 Regards

Yes I would recommend the mechanix gloves as well although a well placed shot will still be felt,they will take most of the fuckmeness out of it especially in winter games. Regards

Can't say that I have ever had a problem with his audio. It sounds ok to me and I'm slightly impaired in left lughole lol. Regards

Haha drum roll.

A pair of Peruvian owls have been introduced at Marwell zoo. They had to have two of them due to them hunting in pairs, that’s because they’re Inca hoots.🦉🦉

C'mon keep up 😉

Hi and welcome to the Airsoft asylum 🤪 Specna make some good guns( not a fan of the g36 style) but the edge and core series are well made,in my opinion,and good value for money. By firearms type of gun I take it you mean realistic? The majority of Airsoft replicas are pretty much toy versions of the real steel versions. I find full face masks tend to interfere with sighting so don't use them but by using a high mount for sights it makes it easier with face protection. Have you joined an Airsoft club or are you just looking at the moment? It's best to go for a gat that you like the look of even if it's a g36 lol Regards

When I was at school, my teacher told me not to worry about spelling, as in the future there will always be an autocorrect. For that I am eternally grapefruit.

No he allowed you to be on his team. Lol

Yes I agree. We pistols are good value for money. Have had my m9 for years with no probs at all. Bit clanky but does the job well.

In retrospect I wish now I'd bought my cans of baked beans on line; Heinz site is a wonderful thing.

Stopped off at the pub on way home tonight for a quick pint of peroni. The barman put it on counter and I took a big swig and said "I shouldn't really be drinking this with what I've got" Barman said "I'm sorry to hear that,what have you got?" "£0.80 pence" I replied.

Hi @Pseudotectonic welcome to the asylum.🙂 Get yourself a padded rifle bag with lots of pockets and one that can be worn on back. You will find it fairly comfortable and can easily be slipped of and put between legs when on tube or bus and as far as anyone knows it could be holding a guitar or sports equipment. take a look on eBay or in the classifieds on this forum. if you want tips on gear and game play then I would advise to check out our very own @GAMBLEhe has a tube channel which will give you lots of advice on gear and gameplay. have fun,enjoy and call your hits! 👍 regards

Had me scratching my head all day. Didn't realise there was more. 😂

Two ants on top of a cornflakes box. One is running like the clappers around the top.the first ant stops him and says "what the hell are you doing" the other ant replies" well it says tear around dotted line" From the same era as the flies in a saucer.😂😂😂👍

Seems to me like you may have a short somewhere. I've never know batteries to 'spark' when connecting. 🤔 Check all the wiring for worn or bad insulation. Regards

Omg! Barrel,scraping,bottom. 😉😂😂

I went to my Doctor and asked for help because I’m getting married soon and I can’t get over my fear of wedding vows, I was hoping he would know of a cure. He replied with “I can’t say I do” And I thought “oh no, not him as well!”