Shamal

Well there is a bakery somewhere near me that sell the most wonderful bread. It's location is kept secret to all but a few. Its on a knead to dough basis. 🤦

I agree. Just looked up glaive cause I'm thick and didn't know what it was. Do now though and what the feck was that doing near your eyes??? Regards

I guess there will be plenty of postage to pay if it's from USA?

Chippy. That's what we call wood butchers down south lol. 😉 Regards

Glad to hear you are on the mend fella. Here's to a full recovery.👍 Not quite the same but about eight years ago I had a stroke. Left sided dysphasia with a 1cm intracranial infarction or words to that effect lol. For couple of months after I left hospital I wouldn't let myself sleep or lay down because in my mind I thought that by putting my head on a pillow I would constrict the blood vessels in my head and cause another blockage,irrational I know and when the doctor explained that that wouldn't happen I was ok albeit with help from Amy trip to the line. Afterwards I was banging my head at every opportunity lol. Wear good eypro or even two pairs if it helps you mentally but I'm sure that eventually you will get over the angst and be good to go.🙂 Take whatever time it takes to get yourself better and then venture out when you feel comfortable. Hope that makes sense and best wishes 👍 Regards

Haha. I just knew as I typed that exactly what you would say. And I was right. 🤣🤣 Regards

Mmm. What breed of dog was it please? Was this in England? Regards

Laser bore sighter. Only £15 but quite impressed with the quality. Not flimsy but a good weight and good resolution on the dot which is very visible even today out in the sun. Regards

So the last time I visited Blackpool, I went on a donkey... It took fecking ages! In hindsight I should have driven .

Haha. Definitely with fries👍

Free postage.I'll take two please 😃

I’ve been asked to promote the local "Birds of Prey” society musical evening of classics. All the instruments will be played by the Hawks. Yes it will be an all kestrel piece 🤪

Wow. Ok put it in a very hot oven for two hours or until crispy. That should sort it out. Sorry but.... Don't loose hope though cause I'm sure help is not far away.👍 My advice is just based on first impressions.🤮 Regards

Maybe swap wires round ?

Well I watched a documentary on the Northern lights. I never new that Manchester had four thousand and fifty street lights.😉

And he would have got away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling fuckers! 🤭

I think we are getting near the bottom of the gag bag now 😃😃 Can somebody give me some advice on getting a tattoo please. I am wondering how much it hurts, but I’ve been told it depends on what area. I’m in Lovedean, if that helps.🤔

Yeah he's not stupid...no wait...🤔

Fuck me! The magnificent seven reincarnate. 🤣🤣🤣 Niiiice 👍 Regards. P.s. Careful wiv that axe Eugene. Lol

Well done Mitchell. ☹️ That's another black mark for us all..

🤦! If alcohol can damage your short term memory...err .. imagine the damage alcohol can do.