Shamal

Congrats fella 👍 Romantic meal tonight? Kids away? 😉 Enjoy the day. hope you got her a nice sideboard.

🎵here we go again🎵🎵 🤣

Tomorrow will be mine and the wife's sixth wedding anniversary. I remember the very first time I met her, almost 20 years ago.. teeth that wouldn't have looked out of place in a Colgate advert, sexy, gym fit waist and gorgeous bum. I've let myself go a bit since then.

I carry a spare mouthpiece so if anyone is desparate and needs to suck on my bladder pipe mid game I let them 🤣🤣

So I said to Mrs shamal "my wedding ring is getting tight,I might have to take it off" "No you won't"she said. "But its cutting off my circulation!" "Well that's the point of wearing it really"she replied.🤔 I never knew what happiness was until I got married and then it was too late.☹️

My mate rod was a fisherman. Loved it and was very good at it even though he only had one hand. Every fish he caught was always this long ✋...........

A five-year-old girl went to the office with her father on”Take Your Kid to Work Day". As they were walking around the office,the young girl started crying and getting very cranky.Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered round,she sobbed loudly:”Daddy,where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

Thanks but I think exo relates to giving out heat whereas endo relates.to taking heat in 👍and I was thinking all that plastic might get a bit floppy by soaking up the heat.

Take it out in this heat and it's gonna suffer an endothermic reaction. Lol

Hi fella and welcome to the Airsoft asylum 🤪 Check out the classifieds on here. There are some good bargains to be had in the optics field. Enjoy the sport and call your hits!! 😉 Regards

That's nice 😊 At today's prices that would work out a very expensive guitar stand lol. Did you solder the fittings cause it's very neat if you did? It's well thought out and different 👍 I think I might have put some 15mm lagging on the pressure points though. It's not really a prob though cause it's a bass guitar. 🤮🤮. Lol 🤣 Regards

What do you call a cow with no legs?…….ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs?….lean beef What do you call a cow with a twitch?….beef jerky What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?….decalfeinated What do you call a dog with no legs? ….You can call him anything you want ’cause he’s not coming

I like the Christopher Walken one. I think he is a great actor.

A ground force what now?? All bloody witchcraft and voodoo to me lol.😉

So it was Mrs shamals girlie weekend last week and I was feeling neglected. I had £25 pounds save up so took myself off to Pompey docks and hired a lady of the night( I say night but it was about 6.30pm because it's cheaper before 9pm. Rush hour) And I know £25 is a lot but it's only once a year. Anywho we do the business and afterwards the cheeky mare says "You've not got a very big organ have you" to which I reply " yeah well I've never had to play in a fuckin' Cathedral before!" "Fair enough" she says and gives me a fiver back. P.s none of above is true. Purely to personalize the gag.😂😂 Qué Mr Tackle.....lol

Maserator and pond lights lol

Whasamatter wiv ya.they have labelled the switched fuse spurs. You youngsters want it all done for you these days 😂😂😂

Only one pin on my m4 to separate 👍

Looks a bit battered.🤔

This year I wasn't sure whether to get my mum another birthday card or one of those jumper-type garments with buttons up the front. So I bought her a card again.

Parcel force 48 takes them I believe. 👍

Yes that looks better 👍

Fuck yeah!! 💀