Shamal

I think we are getting near the bottom of the gag bag now 😃😃 Can somebody give me some advice on getting a tattoo please. I am wondering how much it hurts, but I’ve been told it depends on what area. I’m in Lovedean, if that helps.🤔

Yeah he's not stupid...no wait...🤔

Fuck me! The magnificent seven reincarnate. 🤣🤣🤣 Niiiice 👍 Regards. P.s. Careful wiv that axe Eugene. Lol

Well done Mitchell. ☹️ That's another black mark for us all..

🤦! If alcohol can damage your short term memory...err .. imagine the damage alcohol can do.

Yeah can see that( or not )🙂 Most of mine are red and green so I guess switching to green would help. Regards

Have a look at Attacksense. 👍

My wife just found some letters I was hiding. She said she felt betrayed and could never trust me again. I was so ashamed. I felt like a fool and I felt so bad. She said she would never play scrabble with me again after that.☹️

Wow that is luverlyyyy 😍 Nice to see it's sponsored by Facebook.😉 Regards

I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin in it's place. I hate that fuckin Bluetooth fairy!

More like a sticky ending 😂

Try soaking white ones in beetroot juice. Stains the fuck out of my white t shirts 🤣🤣 Regards

Cool 👍

Hey that's a nice high rise mount. 😉 Regards

Haha. You can shoot anything but hit nothing 🙂

Aren't they 3.5mm stereo plugs 🤔

Hi Kevin Welcome to the forum👋 Plenty of Airsoft toys here in the classifieds. Postage might be a bit high though 🤔 Your English is 100% better than my Dutch 👍lol Enjoy the forum and good luck in looking for collection pieces.🤞 Regards

I think my contactless bank card is broken. Mrs shamal asked to borrow it today and when I said no she whacked me! Definitely not contactless.🤕

That was a simple one. 🤔

That's your phone ya daft get! I've been ringing for hours 🤣 But yeah do sympathise. After years of using high dB tools, I've recently been told that I have lost certain frequencies which make it difficult picking out consonants. Drives Mrs shamal bonkers lol. Regards

Just had a policeman come to our door, saying he was looking for a man with one eye. I tried to be helpful and do my my bit for the community, by suggesting he used both eyes, as he might find him a lot quicker.

I think it's great that your kid painted it for you. Don't ever get rid of it.👍 Regards

Hi fella and welcome to the good ship Afuk. 👍 Check out our friendly info warrior @GAMBLE. He has a tube channel full of information for everyone really. A laid back and informative fun channel from which you will get some good advice and insight. I have specna arms,ares,g&g and we RIF's and not had probs with any really. But then again there will be others that will have had nothing but trouble with them. It's all a bit of a gamble really. Best thing is to read as much as poss and make your own decisions. It helps if you like the look of a particular gat to start with. Have a look on playairsoft.uk for sites near you. Advice for a newbie? get a second job....you are gonna need it!😉 Just have fun,listen and call your hits 🙂👍 regards

Out on our walk this morning, I decided to throw a ball for my dog. I know it’s a bit extravagant, but he does look awesome in a tuxedo! 😉