Shamal

Just been looking at the g&g armament SGR 556 with g3 gearbox. Don't know how to post links but can be found on the tube. I'm impressed not that that means much lol but some interesting little features in it.

That looks like a great setup.👍 I think I would encourage him to have his arms covered. Young skin is softer than older leathery skin lol.

Something has been playing on my mind recently. When I opened a can of evaporated milk it was still all there so I opened a can of condensed milk but it was the same size as the can🤔 I'm not trying to milk this btw.

I've got one! Lol

Ain't that the truth 🤣

Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos

Nice 👍

Have you taken gun back to him? If not,then why not? I agree with @Cannonfodderhe should have chronoed it before and after work done.

Haha. I done that one about a year ago 🤣🤣 But good to hear it again 😉

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

An actor gets out of brand new Porsche, a lorry racing by takes the door clean off. “my Porsche, my lovely Porsche”, screams the actor. A police officer arrives & says “I can't believe you, your so focused on your possessions you haven't even noticed your right arm has been ripped off". The actor looks down & screams “oh no, my lovely Rolex".

I was intending to publish my book about the "Black Death" until I got accused of plaguerism

Scientists have grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the laboratory. The results speak for themselves.

When the doctor told me that he'd messed up my operation, my heart was in my mouth.🤔

Well,stone the crows! I’m in trouble with the RSPB again.

I’ve got two spare tickets to the Prune Juice festival for anyone that’s not going?

Age old question. I have just discovered a McDonald’s that does an all day breakfast menu, alongside its normal menu. So I put in two orders, with one I ordered the egg McMuffin and for my second order I requested the Mcchicken sandwich. I shall therefore let you know…..

That's true 🤣

Aren’t animals amazing. I just passed the hospital and there was a sign saying ‘Guard dogs operate at this hospital

I was queueing at the bus stop this morning and mentioned to a young girl, 'Chilly isn't it?" She replied 'Winter draws on' To which I said 'That is absolutely none of your business you cheeky girl!” Youth today, tsk

They say that 50 is the new 30, but one traffic officer begged to differ and I ended up with 3 points on my driving licence ☹️ Well I think it's funny.

The organs of the human body were debating as to who should be the boss. The brain said that as he did all the thinking and controlled every part of the body, he should be the boss. The heart said that as the body could not live without the blood circulation he provided, he should be the boss. The stomach said that he digested all the food and gave the body energy, so he should be the boss. All other organs made their cases similarly. Then the asshole applied for the post. The other organs laughed so loudly that the ass hole got angry and shut himself. Within a couple of days the stomach got sick, the brain went fuzzy, the heart developed palpitations and every other organ began shutting down. The organs learned their lesson. They all got together and elected the ass hole as boss. Moral of the story: You don’t need to be the brain or the brawn to be the boss, you only need to be an ass hole.