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At least you are not a heating 'engineer'. Electricians and heating engineers think they are Gods gift to the building trade. Maximum money for minimum effort. £80 for a ten minute electrical safety certificate and five minutes of that is writing the certificate lol. Bricklayers and plasterers we are down to earth and not afraid to get our hands dirty. Good old fashioned plumbers though are a dying breed. Hats off to them 👍. Love to all 😉 Regards

A hacker gang have deleted all the data from google maps for a triangle between Bradford, Wakefield and Wetherby. The police say that at this stage they have no Leeds.

Haha nice.

Well done fella. You made the jump to second childhood 🤣 Ground zero is a big site.lot of walking but it's good exercise. Onwards and upwards 👍 Little tip.Get your son to carry your gear and pass it to you as you need it. Bit like a golf caddy 😂😂 Regards

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

Don't look directly at things, the way the eye works makes it easier to spot things while not looking directly at them (cones and sticks, something something, I'm not a medic). That's true. It's the same principal when using a telescope or stargazing.

Be prepared to fall over a lot! 😂 Regards

It was another one of those hot days yesterday, so to cool down I’ve taken all my clothes off and opened all the windows. I felt so much better, although the other people on the bus didn’t seem that pleased.

Yes it's fairly easy with the connecting lead and software to program the bf 888 so that you can have a fairly clear team channel. I've got 10 of them and they are pretty good on battery longevity and very uncomplicated.the only real gripe with them is that the outer sleeve of the antenna can become detached revealing the coiled element when going through bushes and such. There is a very short stubby antenna which gets over this.

Coo you know everfink😯lol

I was sacked from my job at a nightwear factory for using too much material in my nightgowns. I got fired for gross negligee.

Love the gyros and the beer tent. Lol. Will be bravo again this year. Just love sitting around a glowing fire pit and chilling out. Games are an added bonus.👍 Regards Come on down to Ringwood mate you will love it 😊 Love the gyros and the beer tent. Lol. Will be bravo again this year. Just love sitting around a glowing fire pit and chilling out. Games are an added bonus.👍 az

Phew. That was a close shave then. 😂 Yeah likely story. That ones been done to death. You gotta come up with something more believable 😂😂 Regards

Make the toast, spread marmite immediately,set aside for three minutes then slice cold butter and lay on top. Butter should be cold enough to leave teeth marks in. Lovely with glass of milk👍 Regards I love pizza as well but my ibs (irritable bloody spouse) doesn't 😂

Yeah it's true and they are particularly tasty with onion rings.😉

I've been going to nae for the last six years and I must say I thoroughly enjoy the weekend. This year hoping to have a six man team.

In the betting shop, my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named Landfill... I’m fuming now as it turns out it was a rubbish tip...

Crikey ain't it just! Lol. Yeah I was a regular in tal arms(still got the cap). Myself and my son used to go pretty much every weekend. I had an Air Arms Shamal pcp(hence the handle) and a Bsa gold star ten shot under lever my son had a gamo rat catcher and he did very well with it.He has a bsa se ultra pcp now. The Shamal was pinpoint accurate but heavy.Still have both of them. Weirauch made lovely guns. I've not fired either of mine for ten years☹️ Regards

I was a member of St Catherines hill gun club for many years. Was a range officer on the airgun side. Won lots of cups in field target comps and action pistol. Also used the indoor live range at parkstone and went with the club to Bisley couple of times.

The Police have announced that they are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office keeps disappearing..👀

I got a laser bore sighter and for £15 I am impressed with quality. I've set all my sights and lasers up to it. 👍🎯

I just called the sea-life centre and when they answered the telephone, the person at the other end asked me to say "do a back-flip’, then to say; ‘jump through a hoop’." Apparently all calls are recorded for training Porpoises

I think it just helps to hold barrell steady. I've got over it in past by cutting a strip from flattened out coke tin with scissors and bending it around barrell to the right length and pushing it into the gap.