Shamal

"Bit of dirty play, several times I had hits to the eyes, the bad actors tended to be Bravo group just like last year and the year before that" That's a bit of an unfair statement. Is it because we won ?

Go to your local plumbers merchants they will have whole sets of assorted sizes ?

Yep same thing happened once at the prison in old Pompey.£20 went missing. Boss man made the announcement that if it was returned all's well. It was returned. I vocalised that if the person that took it was known,then he/she should not be welcomed back.I recall that that opinion was met with mixed murmers. We invest a lot of money in gear and then just go off and leave it. Airsoft is built on trust and honesty and I for one would like it to stay that way.? Regards

Likewise.

Great weekend at the nae? Weather held for us and my gear didn't fail me so that's a bonus. Met some great characters,consumed some lovely food and drank ice cold beer. I won't go into a long narrative but it was a weekend to remember. Bought some bloc eyepro for £50 and wow! It stood up to the claim that it was antifog. Downside was that didn't get to meet @Skullcheweror @Enid_Puceflange.☹️ My hit count wasn't great,three hits over the weekend but walked probably 10 miles to get them! Lol. Lessons learnt so next year look out ? Regards

Hi bud and welcome to the looney bin ? We use the ares alpha system and it's pretty good but signal dependant. Still run Comms as well for fast updates. Enjoy and call ya hits? Regards

When I was younger, I said to my dad: "Can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money?" He said: “Sure son, you go ahead". So I sold it.

Two more sleeps until national Airsoft event. ?

That sounds a bit harsh? ☹️

Go to the afuk classifieds and then choose for sale and select the gas pistols section. Don't forget to include a price for it? Good luck ?

Nice gun bud. Stick it in the classified section along with what you want for it? Regards

An eminent English doctor is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness He asks the first patient how he feels. The patient replies: “Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm.” The Englishman is confused, so he just smiles and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds: “Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit.” Even more confused, the eminent doctor moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant: “Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle.” Now seriously troubled, the eminent doctor turns to the guide and asks, “Is this a psychiatric ward?” “Nay,” replies the doctor, “This is the serious Burns unit"

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.

An elderly couple, Mary and Declan, live in Cork. Declan always wanted a pair of authentic riding boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Mary looks him over, ‘Nope.’ Frustrated, Declan storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time ‘Notice anything different NOW?’ Mary looks up and says, ‘Declan , what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.’ Furious, Declan yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARY? ‘Nope’ she replies. ‘IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!’ Declan yells. To which Mary replies…”Shoulda bought a hat, Declan.Shoulda bought a hat".

I've lost my job as a dermatologist. They just handed me my E45.

A man ran home from work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked - he hadn't been like this for 20 years. Then her husband said: "Look! My new watch glows in the dark"

Oh yes your bank account will suffer? It's worth it though ? Regards

Hi Roy and welcome aboard.? Have you joined a club and played your three games? Only ask as I'm wondering how you got rifs. It's a nice looking gat though.? Regards

Groan lol? I used an electrician recently who only gave a price for wiring up live and neutral. It was ok though, because he didn’t cost the earth. (Yes I know it's dangerous. Earth should always be connected to the red one...or is it black one?)

If in doubt...give a shout? So you may have to take a walk to your respawn or dead zone or even take yourself out of play for 5mins. It's not the end of the world. But consider that the sniper who hit you from a distance saw the hit even if it had the impact of a tap on the shoulder. Don't be the one that the marshalls have a quiet word with. ? Regards

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Congrats dude ? Can't think of a more deserving bloke and as you are covering my neck of the woods even better ? Mr tackle would vote for anything with legs. ?? Only joking. But thanks for working for the future of this crazy pastime.? Regards

It's good just so long as he doesn't sing it!?