[Checks News section for any report of a theft from a retailer]
Yes, suspicious adverts are suspicious.
In more important news, I made some Neapolitan pizza last night, just cooked down tomatoes, basil and mozzarella (could not find buffalo), and pre cooked the wafffer thin base at 250C on a perforated tray. Not half bad, I have to say, although I do need a pizza oven or at least a stone, or might hit it with a blow-torch next time.
Mrs Borg had deep pan with pineapple, I'm looking into divorce lawyers.