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Why hello there, I didn't see you coming. Have you had a nice meal yet? Did you have Green Giant sweetcorn hoping that you'd be a giant one day? Or did you try to be manly by doing the cinnamon challenge? Or are just being a complete arsehole by doing the knife song? A KNIFE IS FOR f*cking CUTTING CAKE AND THEN EATING THE f*cking CAKE Just a general message to stop stupid knife song idiots. Do you look at the sky and imagine My little ponies? I sure do. They are just amazing, lovely and... NO, JUST STFU, PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE MIDGETS, NOT FOR GROWN ASS MEN WHO WANT TO CUDDLE AROUND THE TELLY WITH THEIR DAUGHTERS THAT ARE CHAINED TO THE KITCHEN AND WATCH MY FUDGING LITTLE BALONIES. Enough about that. Wait, do you seriously still, ride that tricycle?! Man, just bin it already! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amvx52YlUb0 AND BREATHE..... So, are you an avid buyer of BB pellets? Yes you are. Do you buy from JBBG? Are you trying to say no? DON'T LIE TO MEH YOU SILLY BOY OF COURSE WE ALL DO! And what do you specifically buy from JBBG? LPEGs? Orange pooped guns? So called "Pro Guns"? Lovely products aren't they? But more specifically, you know that I know that you know that we all know that, we all have this urge in us. We all have this urge...... TO BUY JBBG APPROVED BULLDOG BB PELLETS THAT CLAIM TO HAVE HIGH PERFORMANCE! AND DON'T LIE TO MEH! WE ALL DO! WE LOVE 'EM! But have you noticed recently that they are quite inaccurate? Do they curve off to the left or right often? I know, they are starting to be a huge let down now. So what is happening to them is what you want to know. That's why i'm here to find out for you! So, one ordinary day, I went to my locals to buy some good, trust worthy JBBG Bulldogs like we all do and I bought a tub of 5000 .20g BB pellets! That will be plenty to last for a while! Sooooo! This is what they claim about their Bulldogs: These 0.20g 6mm Bulldog BB Pellets have been designed to optimise the performance of all Airsoft BB Guns including; Co2 operated, Airsoft BB Guns with Hop Up, Shotguns, Single shot Rifles, most good quality entry level BB Guns and High end (AEG) Electric Rifles. These BB Pellets are calibrated and have a smooth polished surface, with no ridges or imperfections making this product the best you can buy for your 6mm Arsoft BB Gun. Sounds very appealing eh? Smooth..... polished surface.... with.... no... ridges... or.... imperfections...... I'm sure you'd love that with your Mrs. But the fact is, they claim to be the best bb pellets for your gun which we have all believed for some time. But let me show you this.... As soon as you look at that picture, you think, "Hmmmm, that is a highly polished standard JBBG Bulldog pellet with no seams or imperfections what so ever and I swear on my life that this is true." Yes, that is true on the outside of the BB pellet, it does actually look well done aesthetically. But it was time to get the tools out to crack them open. This is my tool to do the job. It is a small multi-tool which can be hooked to your keyring and has 12 functions and as you can all see, there are a pair of pliers and cutters in the middle. On the right side, as you can see, there is a nail filer, scissors and 2 screw drivers. And on the left side, you can see a can opener with a flat head screw driver on it, another flat head screw driver, this "prod" thingy which I don't know, and another can opener with a rather sharp point at the end maybe for box and letter opening. So I used the pliers to break the bb pellet open and get ready to see the inevitable for you JBBG Bulldog loving fans. LOOK! SEE THERE?! THAT IS CLEARLY A MAHOOSIVE AIR BUBBLE RIGHT THERE! SOMETHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE! Are you in denial? You're probably thinking, "Nawwww, that's just 1 bb pellet, I'm pretty sure the best brand for BB pellets which is Bulldog would make a mistake once in a while, no need to worry." BUT WAIT! HERE IS ANOTHER ONE! THAT IS CLEARLY ANOTHER MAHOOSIVE AIR BUBBLE RIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF THE BB PELLET! And you are definitely thinking, "This can't be! The best brand for BB pellets has imperfections on their products?! No.... THIS CANNAE BE! THIS CANNAE BE!!!!!!" WELL, It's all true! They claim it to be the best but there are imperfections. This doesn't mean that most of their BB pellets are imperfections, I mean, what I mean to say was, THEY ARE ALL IMPERFECTIONS, THEY CONTAIN THE SWINE FLU! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BURN IT ALL! And I know, this may be all of a sudden to you. Hush, I know how you feel. You spent all of your life savings to buy 5000 tubs of Bulldog BB pellets and you now know they are unreliable. There, there. I know what this means to you. YOU GOTTA BURN 'EM ALL YA SILLEH BOY! So that is why I'm telling all you heartbroken JBBG loving fans that Bulldog BB pellets are bad. And I know what you are thinking, "So...... *sobs*..... where will... *sniffs*.... I buy BB pellets now... *sniff*.....? Well, what I recommend to all of you, and you all may not know this, but, I recommend you to use BB pellets made by the brand Blaster or ASG. So, you should now know that to never trust what JBBG recommends as you have all done so for the past few years. You all can now move on and buy Blasters. I bid you farewell and happy buying. AND GO TO THE MINING FIELD AND EARN BACK THE MONEY YOU WASTED ON BULLDOGS! *GENERAL ADVERTISEMENT* JustBBguns are now selling superior quality .12g BB pellets. They are better than ever in terms of quality! That's right folks! 0.12g! The best weight of BB pellets for your airsoft gun! They are highly polished and are guaranteed to have maximum performance for your AEG! So come on over and purchase BB pellets from your favourite brand! http://justbbguns.co.uk/product/510/BB-PELLETS/286/.12G-BULLDOG/609/0.12G-5000-NEW-TUB Every £5 you spend will come with a complimentary bag of bullshit. Happy buying folks! *ADVERTISEMENT OVER*

This reminds me, the last time I was at a game, I was approached by a group of posh boys with all the tac. gear, but JBBG guns - in which they were using bulldogs (They sadly had no knowledge any other site existed, and swore by JBBG) Anyway, they were stuck up twats, drowning in multicam,wearing their Air cadet rank slides, bossing everyone around and thinking they were the shiz. In walks a lad with a G&G Top tech M4, they scream out in jealousy, "OMG IS HE USING YELLOW PELLETZ? LOLZOR" Jambwow has created his own airsofter, idiots with too much of daddy's money, no idea about airsoft, or any care about the sport. Their disregard for the sport and other players was proven throughout the day, I heard them discussing how one of them was going to sell his broken gun, as working, for full price to another regular and tell him to f*ck off if he said anything about it. The other shot me, full auto, from 2 ft away, in the groin.

Just.... what ever you pick.... just don't go for alienware....

Having learned of Ed's hatred of non real styled guns during the NAE I'd like everybody to post up their guns which have absolutely no bearing on real life styles, I'll start: first off a "Quite literally" M4 pistol Ed and I believe Ian had a look at it at the NAE, and hopefully it'll be finished by the end of the month with the Judge loadout. Second off, an M60 modified (still in early phases) to work with P90 mags as the box mags reliability was laughable and I hated having to carry the gun so far away from my chest.

Scan are fine, IIRC it's who I got my PC off. You're probably tired of my interjections at this point, so I'll leave the others to it. Also, MACS HAVE BEEN RULED OUT ALREADY. To avoid a shitstorm as happened on facebook, posts suggesting or trying to lead on an argument of 'mac Vs PC' will be deleted.

I do love your writing.

What a great read you have talent for writing, I tried these I give em a 6 /10 I really like zero one bb's can you do same? Cheers mate Jay - surrey viper squad Www.teamsvs.co.uk

Well I wrote PIRA because it was the Provisional Irish Republican Army who did the deed to which I was referring. Had it been the "Real IRA" or some other drug dealing extortionists masquerading as a political organisation, then that it what I would have written. I feel it's generally good to be precise when discussing such matters, because, as has been noted, they often involve strong feelings and issues concerning which many people have adopted the polarised simplistic opinion/s espoused by those who proselytise/d the credo of a "side". I think that in this case the point which I was mainly making also required such precision because I did intend to refer specifically to the organisation which viewed itself, and was viewed by the majority of Irish Catholics regardless of whether they lived in Eire or Ulster and also regardless of whether they practised religion, as the legitimate armed forces of The Provisional Irish Republic, the existence of which superseded the acceptance of the treaty conditions which created the Republic which exists now. The point may seem trivial, however it is far from it. The PIRA managed to operate extremely successfully right on our doorstep, where surveillance would have been far, far, easier than in, say, Saudi Arabia, and at a time when Political Correctness, as it became known, was still just a twinkle in progressively minded individuals' eyes, hence mainland British police did arrest and beat/torture people for nothing more than having an Irish accent. To my mind that sets them apart from the generalisation of 'terrorist' which today is glibly applied to any armed person/group/country whom/which are/is dissatisfied with the Pax Americana, so long as they originate in the Muslim world. Thus a loadout consisting of black and DPM, including a black bally rather than, for eg a shemagh, and armed with an AK47 which reminds me of the soldiers of a genuine realistic enemy of the UK Govt circa 1980 seems to me to be worth pointing out and distinguishing from a loadout which could have been worn by, for eg, in other circumstances than those for which he is infamous, some bell end who failed to set fire to his own underpants... Frizz, 15 is a lot older than many of the combatants in the world's most protracted conflicts.

sorry mate, already named her.

Don't know why I didn't respond to this earlier, she actually fits perfectly, and feeds flawlessly, it looks and feels right which is a big plus as well. I'm hoping to cannibalise my pulse rifles' ammo counter and mount it on top (if I can find a way to get it to start off at 150 would be a huge plus). The plan is also to mount an M203 (wanted to do a GLM but the weight and size was just too much) with the trigger mounted just in front of the M60's trigger so that I don't have to move my hand at all. Hoping to be fully finished early next year, gonna need that long in the gym to heft it for a full day without stress injuries lol. It will be a what the hell gun, which should hopefully turn quite a few heads, I've decided that her designation will be XP60 (clever huh), and her name will be Emma.

wtf? See that's amazing to me. On so many levels. I mean sh!t, it's just as well that whomever/whatever actually is Al Qaeda, they're not as good at it as the PIRA was, yet somebody who comes across as an intelligent young person didn't know the name of those responsible for blowing up our government!

I don't like this game.

Very curious to see how the P90 mags work with the M60. And how it looks in the end. How much space is on an L85's front rails? THIS MUCH (Not shown - flash light and grip-pod on left hand side) Year old photo, about a week after I fitted the RIS to the L85. It was my first ever rail system on a rifle. Used once, never again.

My first though after reading that.... Alas it appears me and you are the only ones interested in teh lulz Ed

Are you Australian

Okay I said it wasn't the best photo but how the f*** did it flip upside down?!