Airsofter - How she can tell

[Jedi_Master]

Three ways how your wfie / girlfriend / pet dog knows that you have been out all day playing airsoft:

 

1. Looking like a victim of chicken pox when coming home covered in BB welts.

2. Smelling like Billy Goat Gruff after a hard day fighting Bridge Trolls and needing an immediate shower.

3. Moving like an aged sloth due to over exertion and aching muscles after a days skirmishing.

[albawarrior]

1. You come home with more grenades and bb's than before you went out

 

2. You are too tired to help cook the tea that night because " I have just stopped terrorists turning a barrel over for ten minutes obviously saving the world"

 

3. The missus finds that the washing machine has a collection of white pearls......

[djben9]

love them both guys!!....so true!! haha

[ImTriggerHappy]

Lets be honest this is a question thats not going to arise for the majority of airsofters.

[Sacarathe]

Lets be honest this is a question thats not going to arise for the majority of airsofters.

 

This again. Lets replace the last word with "hobbyists".

[Happy]

1. She's not surprised when you know every local UPS/Parcelforce/Fed Ex/etc. driver by name.

 

2. You have a laundry list of reasons why the spare room should be turned into an armoury.

 

3. Those guns you "borrowed off a mate" are still there months after she first saw them.

[ImTriggerHappy]

 

This again. Lets replace the last word with "hobbyists".

Or geeks,nerds or my personal favourite "Operators"

[djben9]

Happy, i may have to use number 3 on saturday after a trip to firesupport....

[albawarrior]

Stop being grumpy! Join in or leave the thread alone 😁

[lafta]

1. Because you can't shut up about that 'bunch of guys you killed'.

 

"You told me already" is a regular response to my stories on a Sunday evening lol

[ImTriggerHappy]

Stop being grumpy! Join in or leave the thread alone 😁

Haha now you sound like a wife.

[Albiscuit]

After a skirmish is normally the only time i tend to touch the washing machine.

If my kit goes in the normal wash god knows where it ends up after the kids help hang up/ put away the washing...

Plus the mrs doesnt like all my stinky kit in with everything else n if i dont put it away together its a mission finding something for next time

(My house is a tardis for clothes)

[hagar66]

My wife moans about all the BB's that get stuck in the bottom of my boots which then end up rolling around the house somehow lol

[hagar66]

1. Because you can't shut up about that 'bunch of guys you killed'.

 

"You told me already" is a regular response to my stories on a Sunday evening lol

Now i have my gopro i can now show her instead of talking about it lol

[Jedi_Master]

My wife moans about all the BB's that get stuck in the bottom of my boots which then end up rolling around the house somehow lol

 

Amazing where those things turn up, and not always the same colour or brand that I use. That is why I collect all the ones I find and put them in a bag for sale on eBay at reasonable rates http://www.airsoft-forums.co.uk/index.php/topic/28214-used-bbs-for-sale/

[MikeMarden]

1) Single odd BB's found throuhgout the house

 

2) Bladder from hydration pack cleaned out in the bath & hung up in the airing cupboard to dry

 

3) Batteries on charge religiously every Saturday evening

 

4) Me moaning every Monday morning when getting up that I'm absolutely fooked

[K@rl]

For me it's;

 

1. Having a post assault nap on the couch befor t.

 

2. A lot of groaning coming from the bathroom as I slip into my bubbles

 

3. 4 post t hours spend looking and ordering sh@t I don't need but will defo help me win next week.

[Jambo88]

1. Pile of clothes in the garden

 

2. Constantly asking for more guns

 

3. Sending it for nights out so I can go shoot some bad guys

[Jambo88]

1. Pile of clothes in the garden

 

2. Constantly asking for more guns

 

3. Sending it for nights out so I can go shoot some bad guys