K@rl Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Looking for the best suggestion for a replacement to my cold steel knife. Looking to inflict maximum embarrassment on who I can. I have already used; Wooden spoon Black dildo Bulge horn. (Clown horn) Any other ideas?
MZKaleem Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Personally not a fan of the second option, since there are a lot of younger players around it might not be the most appropriate tool lol. Have you thought about the nerf swords/axe or a lightsaber?
K@rl Posted September 6, 2015 Author Posted September 6, 2015 Only ever use that on mid week night games. Never any children due to school. Have thought about a nerf crossbow. I have emailed an American company about a Airsoft compound bow but no reply yet.
Berto Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Slipper, balloon, bike pump, inflatable kids toy, cucumber?
Root Admin proffrink Posted September 6, 2015 Root Admin Posted September 6, 2015 A cardboard cut-out of you holding a Cold Steel knife.
airsofter2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 There was someone at the game today with a foam flail and a tomahawk.
K@rl Posted September 6, 2015 Author Posted September 6, 2015 Slipper, balloon, bike pump, inflatable kids toy, cucumber? Like the idea of a slipper. Would hav to be one of those old lady ones
Supporters sp00n Posted September 6, 2015 Supporters Posted September 6, 2015 Harry Potter wand, oooh the shame lol Make it pink for max LoL
Root Admin proffrink Posted September 6, 2015 Root Admin Posted September 6, 2015 I think one of the best humiliation weapons would be a pot of Bulldog camouflaged .12s and your throwing hand.
K@rl Posted September 6, 2015 Author Posted September 6, 2015 Has anyone ever got a kill by throwing bbs?
K@rl Posted September 6, 2015 Author Posted September 6, 2015 Coincidently bbs fit perfectly in a mcdonalds straw
Supporters Esoterick Posted September 6, 2015 Supporters Posted September 6, 2015 Not my idea but at Bluestreak you are allowed to use either a training/LARP knife or a rubber chicken for knife kills.
Supporters ImTriggerHappy Posted September 6, 2015 Supporters Posted September 6, 2015 Seen all sorts larpy pig,dildo,rubber chicken,rubber zombie arm and my personal favourite party popper suicide bomb.
straffham Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Coincidently bbs fit perfectly in a mcdonalds straw Cool, just need to figure a hop into it for longer range kills! :-)
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted September 7, 2015 Supporters Posted September 7, 2015 A Princess Leia action figure, or even worse, a Barbie doll. Or a My Little Pony... a Burberry handbag... A lump of shit on the end of a stick...
Supporters ImTriggerHappy Posted September 7, 2015 Supporters Posted September 7, 2015 A Princess Leia action figure, or even worse, a Barbie doll. Or a My Little Pony... a Burberry handbag... A lump of sh*t on the end of a stick... Someones got to be really pissing you off for that last one ?
Brackish Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Whoopie cushion? or eat a load of boiled eggs and sprouts a day before a game? (Farting on someone is over the top but the whoopie cushion would be a good laugh)
Colonel Kurtz Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/pinky-punky-wacaday-malletts-mallet-p-9853.html Wacaday! Edit - This suggestion was made while Timmy Mallet was still the UK's only children TV star from the 80's-90's to not be locked up or on a register.
deebo Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 I really want a tomohawk, but feel it would be more fun if you could throw them at sights. Instead of the classic tap on the arm lol
Supporters Ian_Gere Posted September 8, 2015 Supporters Posted September 8, 2015 Whoopie cushion? or eat a load of boiled eggs and sprouts a day before a game? (Farting on someone is over the top but the whoopie cushion would be a good laugh) Chemical weapons are forbidden by the Geneva Conventions... I really want a tomohawk, but feel it would be more fun if you could throw them at sights. Instead of the classic tap on the arm lol I've been knife killed by a tomahawk at The Stan - i got him back with my Black Bear Trainer a bit later in a 5way melee weapon fight in the courtyard and then got taken out by a kiddie with a £3 plastic M4 bayonet... The best I've heard so far though is Bottledtorment - he knife killed someone at MCG The Gaol with a bar of soap!
Smintheus Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 A water wigglie? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Warm-Fuzzy-Toys-Water-Wigglies/dp/B004XDX9EY
deebo Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 Haha that sounds nuts. Never really seen much melee action, but am gonna make it a mission of mine to get one every game haha
Supporters Raggedy_man Posted September 9, 2015 Supporters Posted September 9, 2015 Its got to be a large fresh fish, Like the Mini adverts of old. That or a fake moustache....
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