Albiscuit

Captain viper SIR!!
I would love to join, based on my many many years of Airsoft experience I feel I have more than enough credentials to join, also based on the fact I have played cod and battlefield, watched blackhawkdown (and read the book the fantasy fiction that was the movie is based on) feel I am over qualified.
therefore I would demand I have your job and a salary befitting someone who has played hide and seek in the woods with a nerf gun, sorry Airsoft a few times. Also I have plenty of hand signals I could show the squad  
 
Yours sarcastically.
General Albiscuit 

Captain viper SIR!!
I would love to join, based on my many many years of Airsoft experience I feel I have more than enough credentials to join, also based on the fact I have played cod and battlefield, watched blackhawkdown (and read the book the fantasy fiction that was the movie is based on) feel I am over qualified.
therefore I would demand I have your job and a salary befitting someone who has played hide and seek in the woods with a nerf gun, sorry Airsoft a few times. Also I have plenty of hand signals I could show the squad  
 
Yours sarcastically.
General Albiscuit 

Captain viper SIR!!
I would love to join, based on my many many years of Airsoft experience I feel I have more than enough credentials to join, also based on the fact I have played cod and battlefield, watched blackhawkdown (and read the book the fantasy fiction that was the movie is based on) feel I am over qualified.
therefore I would demand I have your job and a salary befitting someone who has played hide and seek in the woods with a nerf gun, sorry Airsoft a few times. Also I have plenty of hand signals I could show the squad  
 
Yours sarcastically.
General Albiscuit 

I recently bought a box of mk5s from SocomTactical.
They were the cheapest at the time who would deliver them.
hope that helps

I recently bought a box of mk5s from SocomTactical.
They were the cheapest at the time who would deliver them.
hope that helps

Not much more to add as usual but hit taking was pretty poor from the other team, the last game was a joke for hit taking.

I was really impressed with how everything was run, the set up and professionalism of the marshalling team seemed great, except no chrono. 
 
The site was great but not worth the journey from North London imo, lots of other sites with a more unique playing field closer that I would rather attend. 
 
very good for the money though

Yep, good review.
 
As with Snuff, used to go there but eventually stopped because of issues such as hot guns (I got hit on the eyebrow which drew blood)
Also marshals ignored some blatant cheating by the regulars.
 
An OK place but there's better around the area such as Skirmish Wycombe and Red Alert.

Hello all you fine lads and ladies. 
 
(If I may be so self indulgent to put this message here and call my humble site reviews "News".)
 
Last week was my 4th anniversary starting Airsoft. 6 months after that I started doing the site reviews. It's been a wild ride as much as one can be just writing walls of indecipherable text with questionable grammar. I have had some good times visiting so many different sites. I believe I have now visited 42 sites in the South East (Only one of which I haven't yet posted a review on as I would like to revisit). 
 
I have received many thanks for the reviews and plaudits on the forum as well as direct criticisms in the form of PM's and Emails from site regulars and owners. I have been told on multiple occasions how aware sites are about the reviews and are all quaking in their boots for when I make my visit ;). I have been invited to new sites multiple times for my feedback on how to improve the gaming experience. I was also approached by a large online Airsoft news site to write reviews for them on the regular (Sadly they never got back to me after I said I would love to write for them, but only on the proviso that I could still post them on AFUK and that I wouldn't let anyone edit or tone down my honest opinions). 
 
So you are probably wondering why I am making this post! 
 
It's time to bring the reviews to a close... Sort of. As fun as it is visiting lots of different sites, @Albiscuit and myself will start prioritising revisiting sites that we have loved to have some good game days under our belt. Whilst I am not in it for the fame, women or backhanders, I have seen the readership, views and feedback getting less and less prevalent over time. Due to that I am finding it harder to start typing out walls of texts until I get so bored I have to force myself to do it!
 
There are also frankly very few sites left to visit that you can say are actually in the South East. Compound that with the fact I don't drive, many of the ones left are relatively inaccessible to me without a lift. 
 
Basically, I am a scrub and I want to start going to a small number of sites more regularly, get good at layouts and get to know some regulars and maybe join a loose set of players in a "Team" or something equally cringe. I will also be taking some time out down in Devon and Cornwall for personal reasons starting from August ending in October. I may play a couple of times down there as well. But it's not set in stone... 
 
This doesn't mean there wont be anymore new reviews (Watch out for ZMart, Incursion tunnels and Tower Airsoft coming up) but I will be writing them sporadically, to the point I may just stop. 
 
I really appreciate all of the support you guys have given me, even though many of you don't live in the SE! Special thanks goes to my initial Battlebuddy who helped me get to places and @Albiscuitpicking up where he left off. Without you I would never of got to see so many of these places!
 
If there are any sites you haven't seen a review of and would like me or someone else to review at some point please comment. Below are a list of sites that are still yet to be visited. 
 
ZMart
Incursion Tunnels
South Coast CQB
Finmere Airsoft
Special OPs Airsoft
Apocalypse Paintball centre
RIFT Com 2/3
Skirmish Wycombe
Quex Airsoft
Mayhem South East Canterbury and Longfield
Wonky Donkey 
Badlands Airsoft
UCAP Portsmouth
Worthing Airsoft
Battle Sector X
DTW Airsoft
Raw War
Gunman Camp Alpha
Campaign Airsoft
Camouflage Airsoft
 
Cheers all! 
 

First of, thank you for your dedication to the chaos of 'am i going to enjoy this'. 
 
There were fits and spurts where i would read everything looking for a 'public transport' site find one, only to have the game date be unfeasible. Part of the reason i stopped checking out the reviews is the frustration of not being able to play as often as i would like to, or even having to cancel plans for various reasons. 
 
You should absolutely be taking backhander/free game days if they are on offer. 
I will have another look and see what has been added resently.

I mean you and @Asomodai have done a lot of leg work for us in the s.e. for site awareness. It is right that you start to look back at favorites to return to.

😳

Apply a liberal amount of Vaseline then place in the microwave for 4mins 32secs, not a second more not a second less.*
 
Oh and when you are finished with the leccy tape I will have it back  
 
 
 
 
 
 
*note
if you do try this and blow your house up, tell the mrs it was someone else!

Ok, so I can get either weekend of 17th OR 31st - so, by ways of voting, please either 
 
LIKE this post for the 17th
OR
HAHA for the 31st
 
Thanks (Y)

@Albiscuit its ok, if @Asomodai doesn't want to go, I have a petrol fund.
This place does look good.

Looks cool to me, but what matters is what you think.
I love ugly, strange looking guns and think they should all be of 100% personal choice so you run with what you want 

Mine melted on the first day   

Apply a liberal amount of Vaseline then place in the microwave for 4mins 32secs, not a second more not a second less.*
 
Oh and when you are finished with the leccy tape I will have it back  
 
 
 
 
 
 
*note
if you do try this and blow your house up, tell the mrs it was someone else!

Poh-tay-to
 
Pot-ah-toe
 
  

The term “FULLY UPGRADED” eurgh..
I mean what is fully upgraded? Switching out every conceivable part in my mind. Have you swapped all of the body for real steel receivers and parts, are the body screws replaced with titanium hex head ones?  No? Then get the fuck outta here with your fully upgraded.
 
 
Whats worse are the sales channels with a whole list of upgraded parts, then somewhere it says, slight issue with feeding, maybe a mag lip, either way it’s an easy five min job for buyer....
EXCUSE ME?? If it’s so damn easy fix it yourself before selling ffs

The term “FULLY UPGRADED” eurgh..
I mean what is fully upgraded? Switching out every conceivable part in my mind. Have you swapped all of the body for real steel receivers and parts, are the body screws replaced with titanium hex head ones?  No? Then get the fuck outta here with your fully upgraded.
 
 
Whats worse are the sales channels with a whole list of upgraded parts, then somewhere it says, slight issue with feeding, maybe a mag lip, either way it’s an easy five min job for buyer....
EXCUSE ME?? If it’s so damn easy fix it yourself before selling ffs

Damn where ma popcorn!!
 
If I used social media I would be trolling this twat too   

The term “FULLY UPGRADED” eurgh..
I mean what is fully upgraded? Switching out every conceivable part in my mind. Have you swapped all of the body for real steel receivers and parts, are the body screws replaced with titanium hex head ones?  No? Then get the fuck outta here with your fully upgraded.
 
 
Whats worse are the sales channels with a whole list of upgraded parts, then somewhere it says, slight issue with feeding, maybe a mag lip, either way it’s an easy five min job for buyer....
EXCUSE ME?? If it’s so damn easy fix it yourself before selling ffs

The term “FULLY UPGRADED” eurgh..
I mean what is fully upgraded? Switching out every conceivable part in my mind. Have you swapped all of the body for real steel receivers and parts, are the body screws replaced with titanium hex head ones?  No? Then get the fuck outta here with your fully upgraded.
 
 
Whats worse are the sales channels with a whole list of upgraded parts, then somewhere it says, slight issue with feeding, maybe a mag lip, either way it’s an easy five min job for buyer....
EXCUSE ME?? If it’s so damn easy fix it yourself before selling ffs

What is your shoe size, favourite ice cream and how long is a piece of string?
 
K thx bye xx

What is your shoe size, favourite ice cream and how long is a piece of string?
 
K thx bye xx