Sitting Duck

Ahhh but the world owes a lot to Chuck Norris: And yes this thread is derailed and heading over the cliff - but wtf its pretty quiet lately and it was doomed the moment I started to type the topic - so go nutz & be happy

Absolute brilliance Chuck Norris fears Clint Eastwood etc..... Bruce Lee - mega bad ass only guy who kicked chuck's ar$e fittest man in world etc.... - killed by asprin or a smidge of cocaine brandon to follow in his foosteps - yeah brown bread too (somebody put a curse or something on them Lee boyz) But all them pi$$ takes - funny as hell all the same cheers for vid - very well done I might add oh and Clint wants a word about nicking his quote:

Well its probably crap SRC / Stti but wtf it caught my cheapskate eye https://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/src-gas-revolver-gg-102c-in-silver.html?utm_source=BBGuns4less+Offers+%26+New+Products&utm_campaign=ec641cb4bc-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN+FOR+BBGUNS4LESS-2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8b81bde768-ec641cb4bc-60808125 Not ya Danny boy Wesson but cheap as f*ck for all ya pistol packing mofo's I went looking for funny clint pics and some of the Clint Vs Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee stuff made me fall off my chair decided on Dirty Harry pic instead - but some of that stuff brightened up my day

Motor polarity back to front Piston slipped off rails Don't worry my first couple of box openings did not go according to plan (Massive understatement BTW) The trigger AR latch mofo bastid mofo etc.... And if it was SRC you have my deepest sympathy Their gears especially sector is $hit Local techy or somebody who maintains ya site's rental guns is another option Best of luck

Dunno about G&G's but JG's have "made in china" on bottom of pistol grip G&G's normally have G&G Armament in a few places on the guns - well M4's do (and SRC, ICS & G&G are made in Taiwan btw) could be a loose motor connector - holding it upside down contacts the loose motor terminal or something - still dodgy for shorting out a pic might help to suss out make and that would help in checking out the exact same gun tear down vid on youtube etc....

Take a pic, or two of gun. Long story but some trigger switches have a copper plate on selector plate which must touch back of switch unit to complete circuit... JG don't have this on G36's Not 101% sure if cyma G36's have this ultra safe safety feature that can fail. But a cm515 M4 does. SRC M4's also have this and it must contact the switch. Probably ain't this but it is one part of circuit that "can" fail or be an iffy connection, etc.... Not being funny but I doubt if it is a JBBG one but if it was we would probably say no f*cking chance If it is an Ares or Umarex it should have trades So it could be a JG, Cyma, SRC maybe.... But you say in sig you have G&G. Heck it could be an ICS. Is there a screw underneath pistol grip ?? Could have TM or ICS on it or some thing.... If it is a certain length then not all makes do longer G36 So a PIC may help in more ways than you think

stop firing or stop feeding ? if intermitent firing - then its probably electrical, dirty switch/motor contacts/brushes could be locking up - no offense sometimes people's first description is a bit off hence some guesses also are a bit off too.... could be selector switch mechanism or cut off lever too - is the switch/trigger getting stuck or feel different to pull (there is a "dead-zone" on the firing cycle sometimes) if you can take some pics and upload to imgur etc.... (there is a sticky how to do this on here btw, how to upload pics etc....) if we can guess the make then somebody might be able to chime in with some possible known qwirks on that gun

son has we G18 I got m92 - ya fill with gas n bb's - pull trigger, bb's come out dunno about blowback one - but wtf £35 !!!

LWA is where my son got his WE G18 Euro auto mofo from @ about £90 slightly cheaper mags from TaiwanGun (gen WE ones) end of day you can get a cheapy blowback for like £35 I've just seen http://www.taiwangun.com/en/gas-guns/g23-heavy-weight-auto-back-gas-pistol-replica-kjw?from=listing&campaign-id=19 or as a mentally cheap n cheerful non blowback at £15ish: http://www.taiwangun.com/en/gas-guns/m92f-m9-vertical-heavy-weight-gas-pistol-stti?from=listing&campaign-id=19 (cheap mags too) any cheaper and they will be falling out of ya cornflakes boxes - probably breaking the bowl in the process soz for spoonfeeding but just saw that £35 gbb one and thought wow that is bloomin' cheap enough to bin if it goes tits up

http://www.airsoftworld.net/umarex-branded-ares-h-k-g36c-sport-line-airsoft-assault-rifle-two-tone.html they were £70 at LWA a few months back, being Ares a little bit of caution required perhaps http://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-weapons-c38/electric-rifles-c45/umarex-heckler-koch-s-t-g36c-sportsline-two-tone-clearance-special-p4496 but alas they are long gone if you like a fixa uppa and want a challenge: https://bbguns4less.co.uk/products/broken-umarex-h-k-g36c-sportsline-aeg-pro-replica-in-blue.html (hmmm - think I'll pass) best bet would be a JG G36c 608 mofo but need to splash a bit more cash for a good 2-tone model just avoid sites with BB's in their title (they tell ya lies and sell ya crap usually) yes I know I linked one in the broken gun offer but just demonstrating a cheapo option though being Ares/Umarex I think I'll keep looking for a JG

Like I said it is hard in the split second to decide what is a direct proper hit what size a hole is, if that cover is truely solid or like getting shot through a bush - yes it counts I like to think I have played as fair as possible - numerous times reflecting if I really was hit but too late I called it but people as well as sites do not always play the exact same way as everybody else and the odd genuine mistake - bad call or people thinking they must of hit ya but dry fire or way off target etc.... jeez - I just try not to sulk but there are some people I won't be inviting to my Birthday Party no more

Ricochets is a bastid tricky one as I said but to me I'll call the second one just to make the peace my site will allow my responsible (but f*cking stroppy) son to use a bfg with my approval but not pyro's all sites are different and some players may or may not fully understand the slight different rules at some sites (or they might just be dirty cheating bastids) As my site is a cheap n cheerful but quite safe most of us tend to leave our ego's at home at just enjoy ourselves no matter what the other players are like Sod the K/D crap, I play for fun with other similar saddo's with toy guns

Technically if gun is hit/disabled you could stay in play even if you don't have secondary As suppose you could go for knife kill or stay in for recon/overwatch..... but as explained I don't caryy secondary usually so ig gun hit/disabled it is just easy and les rows to say wtf I'm off to respawn/dead zone rebounds and getting shot through tiny holes/slits that you can't stick ya head through seem to cause more rows/debates you know if you can't fit ya head through you can't shoot through it plus getting the odd bb through a slit in some stacked pallets don't count but none the less there is still some bitching now n then rebounds are another matter - in a split second you often have to decide if that was a direct hit or possible ricochet tap often I call it no matter what and even if I'm 101% it is a ricochet I call a possible second ricochet to avoid any crap Well that is how I try to roll but it ain't always so easy n clear cut out in the heat of the moment I often just call it and like to think I have played more on the fairer side than shrug off loads of clear hits like some players I see try to play fair n call ya hits but don't get too stressed if not everybody rolls the same way - thats my guideline I go with

yes to all the first one - gun hit/disable applies to my site what you are supposed to do is switch to secondary/pistol if gun is hit As I often don't carry pistol I am brown bread if my gun is hit Not all sites apply this rule but think majority go with gun disabled and if you no secondary - ya dead m8 helmet - deffo, and I'll say the tink of a bb just scraping ya helmet - ooh painful makes it easy to know ya hit than a light tap/scrape against armour or a whisper or flick on boonie rim etc.... I made it to cover once last time or so I thought, but 2 secs later I realised I took a tink to my helmet (the delayed realisation when pumped up but slowly it dawns I'm hit.....) I popped my hand out and started to emerge from cover announcing - yup I'm hit F*CK ME some bastid DMR mofo shot my hand straight away - I had gloves but jeez it stung a smidge (followed by the usual retards who fail to see ya hand up and follow up shooting dead people) jeez I thought - forget this playing fair bollox sometimes - kidding But the above instance makes it easy to feel ya hits to ya head from scraping ya helmet.... snigger snigger smutty comments etc.....

Late chime in... You gotta either love or hate the mp5 or mp5k range you got v2 or v3 box in the mp5k's smaller capcity mags in general than the others you got a mixture of different nozzle sizes that either work or don't (not just mp5 & mp5k's being different lengths but also some makes of same model can vary too) on top of that the hop units are not as wider choice of alternative options that may/may not work perfectly for each gun/model/make Only got a Lidl Galaxy mp5k but luckily a shs M4 nozzle can work with a minor mod on std hop - thanks clandestine for tip finally shimming and the way it fits inside involves a little more careful assembly with a hint of guesswork (yes you can fit a m4 pistol grip on a mp5 v2, or a v3 motor frame on a mp5k to get motor height but then you final assemble with a different grip which can be out of whack/alignment to all your careful checking old TM mp5 baseplates were out of whack with motor angle) I do actually like them, but they have a few minor qwirks - most guns do, just maybe not for everybody (good job we have such a big choice of toys to play with)

PayPal - didn't think that was listed as a payment option thought you had to pay bank/credit cared etc.... did you have grief and then they sent you a paypal invoice or something ? if they take paypal I'd do some shopping there - don't tell 'er indoors though

google is our friend: (there was some others but wouldn't show up and couldn't be ar$ed to upload to imgur etc....) chances are - you think of it - bet somebody has already done it

yeah the last one was just so friggin' stupid..... I mean come on - the guy needs a much bigger ris ffs (hoe else ya gonna mount the fridge and the kitchen sink on there - jeeeez) somewhere on the internet is a really daft daft pic of people even putting on iphone holders, wallet holder and even burger mounts (my son saw it ages ago of things getting way way out of hand and a few peeps doing the challenge of just how much crap can be mounted on a gun) obviously it was american of course Ahh to hell with it - to each there own what you wear n strap to ya gun if ya got da room

But there is always one that goes way way overboard.....

to me I try and travel light.... All I need is a mag with bb's - nothing too fancy a 5k box mag will suffice and the biggest national grid battery I can stuff/tape on my cheapo pile of crap gun My fellow team mates however like to be prepared for any occasions that may arise.... purchased from evike:

that style is available ot Gunfire if you got defense/ukara but needs downgrading... http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152200651-JG1601MG-carbine-replica.html & http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152205417-GFG35-Assault-Rifle-Replica.html a very long mofo 500mm barrel perhaps pushing max volume on normal aeg box c heaper options - shorty plastic version http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152201882-GFG21-carbine-replica.html or not quite the Vietnam look with triangle handguard but kinda similar: http://gunfire.pl/product-eng-1152202001-CM017-Assault-Rifle-Replica-Tan.html dunno why but tan is 30 euro cheaper than black version though remember these cheaper ones are polymer the baby one looks sweet and not so crazy mofo long - though stubby fixed would of been better hey blow me - just seen one of the pics and that mid size stubby seems retractable - wow might have to consider one of these just to get a look at that adjustable fixed stock (which would mean it ain't a fixed stock... It's fixed Jim but not as we know it)

I'd consider getting both done as GF TWG do it free a suppressor would knock probably 5fps if that off and yeah you could just scrape under a 350 limit with hop on a bit but no chance of using it at Mall with a 330 to 340 max limit if you want out of box use get it done yup you can nick 10fps when the AoE is done or leave spring cocked overnight maybe but a hot gun you can't use is just an ornament in ya boot/room if you can't use it on site until it is tweaked down a bit if it comes in @ 330 then is gonna be fine for Mall is the way you gotta see it and GG pistols and TM's may only hit 300fps anyway

wasn't a g36 but ump but guy tells you about using a conventional box and removes the ares box blah blah blah...... End of the day you can get hold of another v3 and perhaps use bits of both to make up a box without too much work I'd say get the parts that are broke but sounds like a few bits are boned so maybe cheapy box might be best option

think it might but it may need a little work I'm sure I've seen a bloke on youtube showing something about a bit of dremmel work fitting another v3 into an ares or something soz its late else I'd go and check some stuff out myself for ya