Tactical Pith Helmet

If you want to know how many bees Noah had... Check the ark hives.

Oracle on the telly, or the one ar Delphi?

Some people are never happy. My mate Dave has sex a couple of times a day, visits the gym every other day, reads two good books a week, is never on his own, and still doesn't like prison.

You have to shout 'I am the law!' each time that you draw it.

You could consider German military leather gloves. The sizing is very accurate if you measure your hands. If you wear them for a couple of days after soaking them in leather food they fit like a second skin. I wear them for themed games. About a tenner IIRC.

I'm not saying that cuts to the army are severe at the moment, but these days two's company and three's a battalion...

I went through a phase of making various hobo cookers for meths, as well as pine cone cookers from big tins of Chappie. Mrs TPH has one of those ultralight titanium burners nowadays. Less than a tenner and less hassle but still heavier and you have to carry the gas. There's no perfect answe for all situations. Come the apocalypse I'll be grateful for that pinecone one...

Greta Thunberg has been arrested by German police. They plan to let her off with a warming.

Interesting stuff. I have some Swedish cold weather kit for winter camping at games. Warm but extremely bulky and stiff as it's canvas faced. This looks much more modern and user friendly.

I once went for a walk in those East German padded winter trousers and jacket on a bitterly cold day. I got about half a mile from home and nearly passed out. I ended up taking the lot off and walking back with steam coming off me. Glad I live in the country tbh. A trouser-less stroll through town might have ended badly... Is the jacket practical for UK temperatures? I'm thinking of a coat for winter fishing rather than airsoft. For running around it's tshirt all year, albeit under a poncho in the very worst weather.

I just watched a sequel to The Passion of the Christ. It's called I Know What You Did Last Supper.

If you want a back up then they'll all do the job. The MK23 has a very long trigger pull though I seem to recall from using the lad's. What do you want to use it for? CQB primary, back-up in woodland, themed game etc etc.

I've been using a treadmill for the past few weeks, but I tell you what. I'm not getting anywhere...

Looking at their 'About Us' section, they accept PayPal. You can check their ISO registration if you want more reassurance but I would think that you're fine.

Perhaps this tech uses crystals? For all we know, he could have put serious time in raising the rifs vibrations. Does the thing shoot like its chakras are balanced?

Get something chambered in .223 Wylde and have both!

Germans prefer sauerkraut to Vladimir Putin. The sauerkraut actually gives them gas...

Hawke do one similar to Vortex.

Wife: 'I want another baby.' Me: 'Thank fuck for that, I can't stand this one!'

I see Prince William has been accused of not knowing when to stop playing knock down ginger.... Seriously, at his age.

I had a look ar some Magnums a couple of months ago. Horrible cheap wafer thin leather. The screws in our local nick all used to wear them for years, but I notice that they wear a variety of brands now. Like you I've funny shaped feet, and find that the Lowa fit well but only if you get the right width fitting. Same for Haix.

There are times when you'd be glad of having a water bottle of someone else's piss. An Ed Sheeran concert for example.

I've been asked to sing at Putin's birthday party. I've been practicing Crimea River for weeks.

It was just the one item, an arguably overpriced stock. He's got good feedback on ebay. I'd go for the torch. Just a reminder really that it's a small (airsoft) world!

I remember that name from Mack's...