Tactical Pith Helmet

I'll second the two comments above. What I will say I that one doesn't admire the fireplace whilst stoking the fire as it were. Unless you are going to hang it on the wall, what it looks like is secondary to ergonomics. If I play competitively I use my G&G M4. For themed games I never use an M4. I have eight CYMAs and all behave flawlessly.

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in a stack of tyres and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears.

We had random drug testing at work today. I liked the LSD best.

Verwelkoming!

Just went into the kitchen. The bread was reading John-Paul Satre, the beans were discussing ontology with the spuds. The pasta was reciting Mallarme poems. I think they're all complex carbs.

Just watched the film 'Aluminium Man.' It's a bit like Iron Man. He foils all of the baddies plans.

Playing actively will keep you warm. Standing around talking gets you cold. Ponchos are £20. Not difficult.

The Metropolitan Police have identified over two hundred hardened Albanian criminals living in London. Many have committed terrible crimes. A spokesman said that having discovered them, they planned to start recruiting them from next week.

There will be another instalment in March or May I cannot remember which, according to GMA's rough calendar for next year.

As a Kar98 aficionado I feel like issuing some kind of fatwa against this kind of thing. My only authority being the very righteousness of my position.

If I started over again I would get a CYMA M14 Socom tbh. My CYMA M14 is my best rif by some way. Its also one that I use for one game a year. The long version is too hefty a lump when you have lighter alternatives/are a bit lazy etc.

I wasn't particularly close to my Aunt Sheila who died recently. It was lucky as she was hit by a bus.

I see that Matt Hancock is going on a reality TV show. Following his example Lizz Truss is to appear on I'm a Calamity Get Me Out of Here.

I used to work in a factory that made abacuses. I found it very counterproductive.

Elvis my pet mouse has died. He was caught in a trap.

You can DIY anodize.

If you want to play a real life version of Pac-Man then go to DFS and try and avoid the salesman.

No, Somerset branch. Mother was a Psmith from Tunbridge Wells.

I love that site! It's a really good CQB site with a very good briefing in the café. You're in good hands. The safe zone where you mill about with unloaded rifs and chat with the other chaps and chapesses is around the back of the place. Find the tank and head North. Look for the smokers hovering at the entrance to the wooden building and you're there. Ask them where the sign in place is. If they are not there, just look for the sign to your right. A very mellow chap called Sean IIRC will answer any questions that you have, and give you a waiver to sign. If I go myself, I'll send you a PM. I was talking about going with the lad the other day. The games are well thought out and the gameplay is good. Ask a marshal if you need advice. There are a few ex-Royal Anglians who play as a team who go regularly. They are a very friendly bunch, as are most of the people I've met there over the years. The games are short fast and furious. Flanking is king. In CQB shoot first and identify later.

I had this on a PPSh. The BBs were clipping the outer barrel. If you shoot a few into a bucket of water you can see if they've deformed/chipped by clipping something. It's an easy way to eliminate something at least.

I almost put a sad emoji to that one. I laughed and then felt my heart in my mouth at the very thought for God's sake! 🤣

My therapist says that a problem shared is a hundred quid.

I play support gunner most games. My rear iron sight is missing and I never miss it tbh. Purely for looks has to be the Elcan though.

Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He'd herd it through the grapevine.

A bad electrician charges the earth.