Tactical Pith Helmet

A policeman asked why a little girl was crying. 'I've lost me mum,' says the girl. 'What's she like?' he says, full of concern. 'Cock and vodka...'

Microwave burgers are straight from hell. If pressed for time, a Foreman grill and a timer is good for fuss free burgers that are cooked with little input from oneself.

Jesus Christ was going to be called Gary, but Mary stubbed her toe.

Please! These poor folk have paedophiles in pizza joints and reptiles running the country. No wonder they're jolly cross. ? Du ban GI! Orwell reckoned that the last democratic weapon was the bolt action rifle. He died before the AK was born. Not that the Pashtun needed auto to slot invaders... For context, the Bill of Rights upon which the 2A is based was written after the people had risen and overthrown the govt. They needed to ensure that they could do so again, especially as the Guild of Masters had been supressed in the previous century, and a lot of martial knowledge monopolised by the state as had been. Technology has changed in the last 400 years. Ideas about democracy/polity/representation/balance of powers have hardly moved on for 2500 years, certainly since the 1780's.

I'm certain someone's tampering with my anti-paranoia medication.

Indeed, and yet the Zapatistas, Naaxalites, YPG/YPJ, Yazidi militias, ELN, Nepalese Maoists, Sendero Luminoso to name the first to mind have done just that. Even more 'bonkers...' Mao arming the Red Guards to rise against elements of his own government/military.

Amazing people. I'll let you tell Parr that he's a wimp ?

Slightly off topic, but as someone with damaged joints, Wayne Parr is something of an inspiration. He was fighting with the world's best months after a hip replacement. Shows the power of physio and makes me stick to mine!

I'll second the two comments above. What I will say I that one doesn't admire the fireplace whilst stoking the fire as it were. Unless you are going to hang it on the wall, what it looks like is secondary to ergonomics. If I play competitively I use my G&G M4. For themed games I never use an M4. I have eight CYMAs and all behave flawlessly.

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in a stack of tyres and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears.

We had random drug testing at work today. I liked the LSD best.

Verwelkoming!

Just went into the kitchen. The bread was reading John-Paul Satre, the beans were discussing ontology with the spuds. The pasta was reciting Mallarme poems. I think they're all complex carbs.

Just watched the film 'Aluminium Man.' It's a bit like Iron Man. He foils all of the baddies plans.

Playing actively will keep you warm. Standing around talking gets you cold. Ponchos are £20. Not difficult.

The Metropolitan Police have identified over two hundred hardened Albanian criminals living in London. Many have committed terrible crimes. A spokesman said that having discovered them, they planned to start recruiting them from next week.

There will be another instalment in March or May I cannot remember which, according to GMA's rough calendar for next year.

As a Kar98 aficionado I feel like issuing some kind of fatwa against this kind of thing. My only authority being the very righteousness of my position.

If I started over again I would get a CYMA M14 Socom tbh. My CYMA M14 is my best rif by some way. Its also one that I use for one game a year. The long version is too hefty a lump when you have lighter alternatives/are a bit lazy etc.

I wasn't particularly close to my Aunt Sheila who died recently. It was lucky as she was hit by a bus.

I see that Matt Hancock is going on a reality TV show. Following his example Lizz Truss is to appear on I'm a Calamity Get Me Out of Here.

I used to work in a factory that made abacuses. I found it very counterproductive.

Elvis my pet mouse has died. He was caught in a trap.

You can DIY anodize.

If you want to play a real life version of Pac-Man then go to DFS and try and avoid the salesman.